I think the greatest handheld invention is my Shiny what my mates done gave me. I still don't really know what it is, but it's AWESOME!
I'd have also added gingerbread and chocolate, but I've already nommed them.
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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by gav
No badge for you!
That's okay, I hate how all my million badges make me look like I have no life and spend it all here anyway.
And I suppose that the fact that when I go to reply to a friend request is always coming up with a blank username field (meaning I have to type it in manually, even though I've forgotten it already), means I still don't get one, does it?
Gav, all I ever wanted was for you to give me one.. *sigh*
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Quote by gav
I thought about giving something back to the community for all your efforts in finding bugs with my code. From now on, all worthy bugs (to be determined by me) reported to me, the reporter will be issued a new a shiny Bug Slayer badge for your profile page.
Happy slaying.
Does that include erroneous spelling on parts of the site that weren't posted by users?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
I'd wager that it has something to do with the fact that his cock "blows up", due to the erection
So THAT's why the one and only guy I ever sucked told me he wasn't going to cum. He told me he didn't want to spunk on my mother's curtains, but really, he wanted his tackle in tact, not blown to smithereens by my hot, flickery-tongued mouth. I suppose I was just too good for his willy to cope with.
I heard coffee makes semen bitter, but pineapple and cinnamon make it nommy.
Gingerbread Lover
I wasn't sure where to post this, and then I saw the Pub is for hanging out, which you have to do, I think, for a blowjob.
So, once, I asked a mate why a blowjob is called a blow job, was it because you're meant to blow up his little hole? And she said nooooo, if you do that, he gets airbubbles in his blood and dies.
So then, I thought to myself, is it called a blowjob because you're meant to take him out of your mouth and blow along his shaft a bit?
Or, is it called a blowjob because he blows his load after you suck him?
I've learned a lot since being here, but I still don't know this most basic of things.B0HBhGyrjkb5YBjm
Please help me. The Sexy Fairies will kiss your Happy Bits if you do.
So, once, I asked a mate why a blowjob is called a blow job, was it because you're meant to blow up his little hole? And she said nooooo, if you do that, he gets airbubbles in his blood and dies.
So then, I thought to myself, is it called a blowjob because you're meant to take him out of your mouth and blow along his shaft a bit?
Or, is it called a blowjob because he blows his load after you suck him?
I've learned a lot since being here, but I still don't know this most basic of things.B0HBhGyrjkb5YBjm
Please help me. The Sexy Fairies will kiss your Happy Bits if you do.
Gingerbread Lover
Sorry if there is a thread for this already, but I thought it might be helpful if we could explore what being a moderator is all about. If you see anything around the internet that could help us understand these deities, I would be very glad to learn more about them.
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Quote by Wildcat
I wasn't aware the verifiers did all the things the OP was talking about. Old mate Imhapless did edit a story I had submitted, but I think he knew me well enough to know that I would approve the changes, (I'd crossed the guidelines a little). But it's a bit much to expect the verifiers to be grammar correctors and spell checkers.
As far as the verifiers go, I think they do a wonderful job here. A sense of humor must be a prerequisite, hats off to the lot of you.
A little note of thanks as a footnote would be a nice gesture.
There is a huge amount of work that goes on behind the scenes by the story verifiers. In my experience, they go above and beyond the remits of their role in order to keep Lush the best erotica stories site there is. If all stories were posted with no tweaking/rearranging/spell-checking/formatting etc, it would be obvious that not all writers have a grasp of the English language or how to use it. Myself included (I had a glaringly obvious mistake yesterday that Maz spotted right away). I don't think it's their remit at all, but I do know they are long-suffering. It's up to us as writers to check it ourselves.
Recognition and thanks is a wonderful thing, but if one does a favour, one must be aware of the risks. Personlly, I hate the recognition, but a little thank you makes me grin. I like to get on with things quietly, but I also like to give praise where it's due. But like I said, a favour is a favour, not a deal, unless specified.
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Quote by redlips
but wait, I have become enthralled by 'shylass' and her sweet comments, so.......ahhh maybe..............
Please, does anyone know of an online therapist I could be referred to? Help me chef k, help me!!!!
I am presuming that by now, you have had time to be completely disillusioned, or that ChefK has come up with the goods (so to speak). If so, may I be put on the books, please?
I do wonder if Beck has sorted out the online marriage thing now, because call me daft if you will (and you wouldn't be wrong), but I really would like to know how this has panned out so far.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by elitfromnorth
Depends what it is. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, but other times being told the hard truth is the best thing, maybe not there and then but in long term perspective.
E.g. say your partner is cheating on you and this is not just a one time thing. If I have to pick between knowing and not knowing then I'll pick knowing.
But I don't want to know which day I'm gonna die. On that matter I prefer living as an ignorant bastard and just regret it when it happens. I'd be too stressed if someone came to me and said "You're gonna die in 2 months". So much to do...
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Guest
i don't like to keep my room messy.[/quote
Or your posting records, it seems.
If I was taking the kind of pictures you're talking about, I'd want only a clean, tidy, plain background and all the focus on my fabulous self. That's why I don't do requests - I can't be bovverred to clean.
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Quote by Guest
I'm not a man of many words but I totally agree. Oh by the way I'm new here and have just published my 1st story. I have I believe lots of imagination so I also can be doing without other peoples suggestions for their own ends, especially non-writers. I admit myself I do need to improve my writing skills but having said that I have had a good start on here. Even though at the moment I have only had 3 ratings and 1 comment. More to come I hope.
Female Love
Dammit! You left - I was going to suggest you write in some gingerbread men for me.
Ginga Love
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Quote by suezq
If it don't look good, you don't put it out on the front porch.
Some people like to, and some people appreciate that they do. We all have different ideas about what looks good and what doesn't. People have the option to look away if they don't like it, even if they joke about it being branded onto their eyeballs.
One of my favourite sites is peopleofwalmart.com. I am always torn between being wowed, disgusted, amazed, amused, impressed and horrified. But I always admire the bravery of certain people, and their confidence to not give a toss about judgemental idiots, just because they don't look the way they think they ought to. I admit, I often think, how can you go out like that?! And it's always followed by the envy that they aren't bothered by others, simply wearing (or not) what they want because they like it.
LONG LIVE WALMARTIANS!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by MoonlightSerenity
I'm a very big girl then, do you know any that would do someone with a cup size of over J?
You and me both, lass.
I bought a corset once, not very expensive as these things go. I lost a lot of weight, and I'd always wanted to have one, just so that for a minute or two, I could feel... y'know. Like I could be sexy. If I was going to wear it for a person, which is highly unlikely, and should I still fit it (the torso is no problem, but the boobies want to make a bid for freedom!), I would re-scaffold it with the steel boning (arf arf) we sell where I work. When I bought it, it was still a cupsize too small, as I was still losing weight and they didn't make them any bigger that I could find. I couldn't afford tailor-made either.
One local lady (she makes men Happy for certain payments) is a very big lass (even wider than I am), and she has a very expensive one. However, because of her shape (slightly different to mine), she was wearing the silk down in places that showed (I didn't dare ask what she was doing in it!), and the boning (ha ha!) was buckling under the pressure. So I helped her restructure it, and last time I saw her, she said it was doing really well for her. She said she felt very comfortable in it, as she'd sort of broken it in.
I only put mine on for about a minute at a time, maybe once every six months, just to pretend I'm sexy for a bit. It feels really lovely, but I have no idea how I'd feel if I wore it longer. I certainly wouldn't have the confidence to wear it under my clothes with other people around, though!