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I'm not just saying this because we are here at Lush. Try masturbating before going to sleep.

That might already be a habit of mine to help me relax...

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Shylass, could I give you some Irish Mist instead of The Bailey's? I don't think the Irish Mist would be good with a gingerbread man but I am a ginger man.

I don't know what Irish Mist is, but if I can put it in a milkshake or coffee like Baileys and it's nommy, I'm all for it. It makes me giggly. And nowt wrong with ginger men. Unless it's sunny and they forgot the sunscreen, in which case, they burn and go all ouchy. A bit like my cooking, actually...

By "come on to...", if that means a stranger going full-on "let's have sex a few minutes from now" type stuff, I'd HATE that. I like a lad who would be kind, tell me the crappest jokes he knows, and just have a giggle with me.

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Well, you've been pretty bold here, but I get the impression we would both still be wallflowers at a real life party (assuming I was single).

T' internet is a wonderful thing. You should have seen my posts when I first joined up.

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Try sleeping pills. I've never had nightmares on sleeping pills. It puts you into a pretty deep sleep.

I have had nightmares after drinking though, so not sure I'd recommend that.

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I know if anyone saw me in bed with a giant edible man, they'd never be able to look a cookie in the eye again

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LOL! Nothing to be sorry about. Us shy people are not the trend setters. But I've recently read threads asking why guys like older women, MILFS, etc. I can't help but think there might be some relationship between a lack of pursuit from younger women and an attraction to older women who don't wait to be pursued. The younger women might think "I'm just not that desperate yet" while the guys might be thinking "she's just too 'full of herself' still".

That's soooo not true! Quite a few people on here are now talking about Gingas! Before I joined, nobody knew what they were (gingerbread men).

I think mostly, changing society has allowed women to do stuff they didn't used to be able to, and some women do go and chat a bloke up.

To me, seduction is a thing that takes place over time, and I'd have to talk to a bloke for that, so I won't do it. But I have mates who would just walk up to a bloke and ask if they could buy them a drink. It's just generally, the blokes get in there first and start the conversation.

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Why do I have no problem at all picturing daisy with a massively large gingerbread man. I'm having another drink.

Is it that disturbing?

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I know an edible bed partner sounds like a good idea, but after the ants get a whiff of him, you won't have to worry bout nightmares cuz you'll never get to sleep.

I don't have to worry about ants - cookies never last that long around me.

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But I'm at least one generation older than most women here. I would have hoped they would have made more progress.

Sorry, some of us are going backwards and are currently stuck in the Victorian era.

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Teddybears! Have a teddybear in your bed and make sure it's a mean arse one that will protect you from the Mares that ride you during the night. After all, the Norwegian word for "Nightmare" translates to "Mare-ride", so if you have an awesome teddybear to chase away the Mare you'll be all good

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you just didn't go THERE did you?

runs away gagging

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anyways.....lol....I'm bad....soooo how's team USA doing in the Olympics....lol.....hows the weather in your home state...lol....looks like I have to go back to the drawing board....lol

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I'm 6'1" dark brown hair, muscular but not overly, a romantic, an active outdoorsman...what would you do to seduce me...how would you make me interested in you from across the room?

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just a quick, q&a, jw how most girls would like me to make my move

Give me a gingerbread man and a Baileys, and I'll introduce you to all my single friends.

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umm... sorry about the derail

I ain't even bovverred. If I don't laugh, I'll cry, and I'm tired of snot.









Hey, wait! Maybe if I never cry, the Bogeyman will stop visiting my dreams! Bonus!






Littlemissbitch, your son is braver than me. I really don't think I could go through the subjects of my dream like he was able to.

One_winged_angel, I get insomnia too. I get both dreams and insomnia in different phases. One often leads to the other, or causes the other. I am able to go longer periods now where I'm not so bothered by them, but when I have them... it's proper rubbish.

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There are a lot of stories for our panel of judges to get through, so this date is more of a guide

Thank you. I like the details to be firm, you see.

As for Sprite's height, I think she an' me be almost the same level. I'd have said my own height, but Sprite's so famous that everybody knows she's short, whereas me... Plus, it meant more traffic on the thread. I should be given a gingerbread man and a Baileys for that alone.

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On registration we have to give our sex and that sex is then lined up by a program to control who can enter what...

Soooo many innuendos, soooo not the appropriate place...

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IGNORANCE. FOR FUCK SAKE, if you dont know about a situation, or don't understand a situation, you do not get ANY right to make any kind of statement on "how easy it is"
FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING MOTHER FUCK.

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I'm glad I'm not the one that had to say it.

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In the interest of equality, should similar rules be applied to the Men's Room? I don't think it's really a problem in there, just thinking in terms of consistency.

Agreed. In the Harry Potter books, lasses are allowed in the lads' dorms, but not vice versa, and I never thought that was fair. I might get kicked for saying this, but I think the lads sometimes need protection from the psycho scorned lasses, as well as talking about whatever they talk about.