Quote by Empire555
OMFG LMFAO - Some people need to get a life!
Yeah, I thought about getting one of those, but then I discovered Lush and I didn't need to after all.
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Shylass
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Quote by thesilkyknot
guys...not every woman thinks you are "wanted" or " deserve to be wanted".. accept the bare fact and act accordingly rather then making a fool out of yourselves
Are they the freaks of nature that don't want them? I thought you said we were sort of programmed to want them all because of Darwin or something.
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Quote by thesilkyknot
lol ... this question ...wow... people need to get their scientific facts straight..... it is as normal as needing food or water... its a part of our physiological process... "THEORY OF EVOLUTION" from Darwin.. reading this book might help some..LOL
So what you're saying is that I'm destined to be desperate and spazz out over any male who even glances my way mistakenly because evolution has kindly turned me from an ape to a blushing, quivering wreck of need?
Just the excuse I need. Now, who wants me to throw myself at their feet and beg them to Take me hard (when I've finished the washing up and cooked their dinner) so I can bear their children with my child-bearing hips?
FFS.
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Quote by Gurlyboy
I think you can do it manually by putting the code for green, which would be "" without the quote marks, of course. There should also be a wee drop down box that lets you change the font colour. Cancel that, as far as I can see, that didn't work. Either that or I can't see it on my phone.
I'm proper chuffed that I have mates, innit.
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Quote by storyo
And all this time I thought this thread was the RIB cage and I was going to say: Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't stick 'em back in your rib cage. But of course I don't really believe women came from rib cages and my poor deceased mother would have taken a maple switch to my ass for suggesting such.kSPAD2dvl0kwcvsT
Alright, storyo, I gave you time. If you post in the Rage Cage, you'd better be effing well raging, or at least effing swearing when you effing post! Otherwise Sprite will be forced to effing intervene and she bites hard (not in the effing fun way in this effing thread).
Read the first effing post of this thread and you will effing understand.
Loads of effing love, Effing Daisy.
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Quote by Smoothtalkin_wolf
not much of anything.....
I am writing this on my new phunny phone, and whilst I know it probably won't help you feel better, I am proper chuffed that it means I can give you a BIG SQUIDGEY HUG!
Now, can anybody tell me how to make my writing green on this thing?
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Quote by Echo88
Thank you for the image Shylass I absolutely love it
Crazydiamond makes them, she is effing AMAZING! This is my other favourite:
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I think a great deal probably has to do with insecurity and loneliness. From my point of view, all I ever wanted was to love and be loved.
My place in the world rests on whether I make a positive difference, on whether I add something that without me, would make the world a duller, uglier place. Yes, screwed up, I know, that I have to have the world give me a justification for being alive, but there we have it.
As far as a partner goes, I have only ever wanted to love somebody, to encourage, support, love, laugh, and enjoy life with, to walk alongside them as they find out who they are and enjoy being "them", but in such a way that I make their life better, to add something positive and wonderful that they would miss without me. And in turn, I would dearly love for them to do the same for me, and to love the process of it.
My self-esteem (I think you can guess what level that resides at) should not be down to other people, I know a lot of you think. But it is. It's the way I have always been. I know a relationship of the romantic variety is not the be-all and end-all of life, but for somebody to allow me to love them, and to truly love me back, would be a joy beyond words to me. I see many people of about the same level of attractiveness, and with far nastier personality and attitudes than my own, and they are happily with somebody. It simply says to me that I have nothing to offer anybody, and that makes me feel like crap.
I did have a couple of people tell me in the last few months that they were a bit interested (one online and one in real life), but I know them well enough that I know could not offer them what they need and want. I know for a fact that as soon as I was able to share some of my vulnerabilities and the things that I hide from the world in general with them, I'd pee them right off, and their natures are such that they wouldn't handle it well.
There is nothing wrong with being single; I love not having to think about people (I can be very selfish), or sacrifice my precious space that helps me cope with day-to-day life. But likewise, for the right person, I would be willing to give it all up if they were willing to do the same for me.
Being with somebody does not make one's life complete, in my opinion. But I dream that it makes life better when you truly love and care for each other. There are some intimacies and joys you cannot share platonically.
Dear god, I sometimes spout some crap! Sorry.
My place in the world rests on whether I make a positive difference, on whether I add something that without me, would make the world a duller, uglier place. Yes, screwed up, I know, that I have to have the world give me a justification for being alive, but there we have it.
As far as a partner goes, I have only ever wanted to love somebody, to encourage, support, love, laugh, and enjoy life with, to walk alongside them as they find out who they are and enjoy being "them", but in such a way that I make their life better, to add something positive and wonderful that they would miss without me. And in turn, I would dearly love for them to do the same for me, and to love the process of it.
My self-esteem (I think you can guess what level that resides at) should not be down to other people, I know a lot of you think. But it is. It's the way I have always been. I know a relationship of the romantic variety is not the be-all and end-all of life, but for somebody to allow me to love them, and to truly love me back, would be a joy beyond words to me. I see many people of about the same level of attractiveness, and with far nastier personality and attitudes than my own, and they are happily with somebody. It simply says to me that I have nothing to offer anybody, and that makes me feel like crap.
I did have a couple of people tell me in the last few months that they were a bit interested (one online and one in real life), but I know them well enough that I know could not offer them what they need and want. I know for a fact that as soon as I was able to share some of my vulnerabilities and the things that I hide from the world in general with them, I'd pee them right off, and their natures are such that they wouldn't handle it well.
There is nothing wrong with being single; I love not having to think about people (I can be very selfish), or sacrifice my precious space that helps me cope with day-to-day life. But likewise, for the right person, I would be willing to give it all up if they were willing to do the same for me.
Being with somebody does not make one's life complete, in my opinion. But I dream that it makes life better when you truly love and care for each other. There are some intimacies and joys you cannot share platonically.
Dear god, I sometimes spout some crap! Sorry.
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One of the lasses I know has one. She's used it on a boat before (most of them don't have toilets). She said she tried it in the shower first, and was glad she did, as it can be a bit awkward. Me? I just pee in a bucket and rinse it out after. Hardly dignified, but the fish don't mind me peeing in their swim.
I hate the idea of the shewee, carrying it round in a urine-wet bag to rinse off later? No thanks!
I hate the idea of the shewee, carrying it round in a urine-wet bag to rinse off later? No thanks!
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I recently discovered I have story followers! Exciting! And I was just having a look today (it makes me feel good, okay?), and I saw one of my stories that was favourited is listed, but there is no user under it.
Does that mean they stopped liking it, or that they are no longer on Lush? I was pleased they favourited that one, because that's the only one I really don't like. *sigh*
Does that mean they stopped liking it, or that they are no longer on Lush? I was pleased they favourited that one, because that's the only one I really don't like. *sigh*
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You stupid, fecking, bastardy, pooface, knobheady, evil little git! I am NOT that tasty! Do you realise you make me swell up not-in-the-fun way when you bite me? Your crap stays with me for weeks on end and I HATE you! I still have your nasty little bites on my feet from weeks ago when you decided I am a nommy treat. I have news for you. I AM BITTER! I am bitter and twisted and sour and if I see any of your crappy little whiney family, I will squash them too, just like I squashed you, you WORD-I-HAVEN'T-INVENTED-YET-BUT-IT'S-BAD!
Bollocky mosquitos, I HATE you! This is England FFS! It's meant to be raining and cold, and instead we have this horrible, horrible heatwave and all the bastardy mosquitos. I wish I lived in Snowland.
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Bollocky mosquitos, I HATE you! This is England FFS! It's meant to be raining and cold, and instead we have this horrible, horrible heatwave and all the bastardy mosquitos. I wish I lived in Snowland.
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Quote by fireman1
Can any lady explain to me the difference in attraction between a man in uniform and one that is just casually dressed?
I presume it has something to do with looking smart, and more importantly, the air of authority a uniform can give a man (or woman!). I could be wrong, but I think that's what it is. When a lad is casually dressed, it's easier to feel "equal", or less aware of the atmosphere a uniform in and of itself can create. Having said that, some men exude confidence and authority - there are some on Lush who post with it, and I tend to shy away from them. I don't know if they are uniformed people or not, but certain kinds of confidence or certain attitudes (which a uniform can often create or enhance) can come to the forefront of a personality with some people.
Actually, uniforms scare me; I become even shyer than usual around them. I hate it when my family, friends, and their friends are in their military gear, as it intimidates me, even though they act exactly the same. I much prefer a lad in his civvies, as I feel more comfortable. Having said that, I have nothing but respect for them, but that respect leads me to want to hide from the person until they're "normal" again.
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We had a Trail Blazer. Whatever that is. I was too busy trying to understand the purpose of a "pep rally" and sneaking behind the bleachers with the drama crowd to spend any time wondering about the guy in the funny costume. I wish I'd paid more attention now (not really). I only spent a year in US high school, but I made the most of it. 
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Quote by Gurlyboy
Were they this big? ><(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((o>
They were soooo big that you couldn't see my face when I held them up individually in front of me!
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Some days, I just lie on my bed all sleepy, and wish somebody (sexy and male and that I knew and fancied) would come along, rip my knickers off, and just shag me senseless.
Is that just me, or do other people think about that too?
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Quote by Magical_felix
That's because the aftermath of fucking a virgin usually sucks.
The sex probably sucked for me.
She might have had a bad experience and now I'm the guy that gave it to her and now some girl thinks I suck at sex.
You have to deal with a virgin's parents most likely, that's weird.
Unless you are in love with this virgin she is probably going to get attached. Letting her down makes you an asshole and that sucks as well.
So really, I don't get the fascination with virgins.
On a side note. I do remember getting blow jobs from virgins and those were super great actually. Maybe cause they were so curious. Or they wanted to mess around with a dick but not fuck so they focused on blowing and like that's all that was gonna happen, which is more than fine. In those cases virgin girls are fun. But I was young too and now that I'm older it would make me feel like a creep. (And I probably wouldn't get with a virgin my age, just saying) But when I was young I liked that.
Dammit. And I was working out a whole programme to keep you entertained. *sigh*
