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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by 1redheadrapunzel


OH! I love that one!! Now we are in the right ballpark! Love the Fiery, goes well with all my passions for the things I love and respect the most... But I want the name to be synonymous with author or poet etc...

Fiery Scribe... perhaps our Fiery... Urgh! I don't know LOL!

Thanks for the shout out... Eventually it will just click.

hugs

Punz


"Fiery Punz"?
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I have just had the BESTEST Sunday EVER, and not only outfished the lads (which I feel bad about), but caught four personal bests and caught two new species for the first time. Now I have landsickness (where you go all wobbly and feel like you're still on the boat), but I LOVE that, as I feel like I'm still on the boat!

Ace day.
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I just made a two hook-flapper two times, and a Portland rig.
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Quote by one_winged_angel


You did awesome, I say you should get a prize:




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Quote by BigShyPussyKins


Yep that must be it so may be we can dream together that one day they'll get to us smile


And whilst I'm waiting for mine, I'm learning all sorts of tips and tricks on Lush, so that when he does get here and lets me show him I haven't been idle in his absence, he will momentarily lose the power of speech and movement at my wondrous skills, and then kick himself for taking so long to get here. When he says, "Where have you been all my life?" I'll say, ""Waiting for you to catch up. Now, give me cookies, please!" And he will!

Gosh, I hope that really happens! I love cookies.
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Going out fishing on a boat tomorrow! Please tell me off if you see me lurking later tonight, I neeeeed sleeeeeep!
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Quote by BigShyPussyKins


Aww thank you but like I just said to moonligh I have never found anyone :/ So just figure that mines taken probably lol


Neither have I, lass. They must be so brilliantly awesome that they are having to fight off all the millions of lasses who desperately desire them, which is why it's taking so long to get to us.

I can dream...
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Quote by Mazza
Oh my god!!! I never knew you spurted over your computer as we chatted!! That puts a whole new complexion on our relationship, Daisy!!! Eeek!!

I really cannot wait to see what the lush masses have to say about this...


I bet they're thinking about lasses licking the creamy custard from all the nooks and crannies...

Or not...
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... to be a bloke? I was just eating a custard doughnut, and put down the plate because I couldn't hold it and type to Mazza at the same time. But obviously, I had a custard doughnut! So I had to keep eating. It's a girl thing. Holding it (the doughnut) between forefinger and thumb of my left hand, and typing with my right hand and middle finger of my left, I was making a tiny bit of sense.

Until...

ATISHOO! I squeezed the custard doughnut by reflex, and the creamy custard splattered onto my laptop! NOOOO! I had visions of having to lick between the keys to clean it all up, and stuff edges of tissues into the cracks, but thankfully it only hit the panel next to the mouse).

Is that what it's like for blokes wanking over Lush stories? Minus the multitasking, obviously (don't worry, I'm not very good at that either. ). I mean, having a SPLATT! accident and worrying about where it went - do blokes worry about that, or are you better prepared?
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It depends on the person as to whether I'm attracted to them or not. The first guy I seriously wanted to have sex with is about 15/16 years my senior. And he was proper nommy!
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Quote by MoonlightSerenity


I agree with that.


Here's what I think sweeter might have meant:

"Oh yes I thought I'd never see this topic. It would be a guy that had awesome oral but his stroke was downright dead ass wrong"

Which means, "How odd is this?: this guy I know rocks my socks off when he tongues my Happy Bits, but when he fucks me, it's rubbish."

How did I do at Guess the Thread, sweeter?
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Quote by MoonlightSerenity
Huh?


Methinks more people should preview stuff before posting...
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Quote by PersonalAssistant


I am surprised at how a few of you are so negative about the games.

My city of Vancouver hosted the last winter Olympics, and there were a lot of negative comments about the cost(s) and the "inconvenience(s)" for the city - BUT - it was a fabulous experience! The party started and it was a great time. The hospitality industry had a HUGE boost. Everyone was friendly and helpful to the huge amount of tourists who were in our country/city.

I know for a fact, that the winter Olympics helped Canadians unite and be proud of our country and citizens. We are not known as a bragging country .... but we showed our Colours proudly and in going to these Summer Olympics, again, we are seeing lots of our top athletes stoked to share and participate and hopefully take a medal in London.

So sad that people cannot appreciate all of the effort and determination and personal costs that these athletes have chosen for their sports ..... and to participate in the most elite event ever, is such an honour. I wholeheartedly support all of the athletes, from every country .... uniting under the umbrella of the London 2012 Olympic Games. It will surely be one of the finest games ever!


Who said I couldn't appreciate the effort and determination and discipline of the athletes? I said I was glad OTHER people are pleased and interested in it. I was going to avoid posting negativity, but since you have decided to mention it, I will say I feel negatively about it because of the three community projects I was working with (that were helping to keep disaffected youths off the street) being shut down due to the funds being, and I quote from two of the funding group managements, "redirected to the Olympics". So basically, all the money for the projects that were working and keeping little gits off the streets and not causing bother were shut down. Guess where vandalism and anti-social behaviour began to soar again?

It's nice people want to be fit and get paid money for it and impress other people by doing sporty stuff, but with the money being redirected down to London at the expense of people who do not live in London, nor will see their local economies boosted by it, then sorry, but I actually don't feel like getting out my pompoms and cheering them on. Besides the fact I'm not interested in sport, I think the organisation in for the Games in our country has been farcical and short-sighted.

I also hope that my worries about terrorist attacks and trouble like we had last year with the rioting are all unfounded. Maybe if less troops had been made redundant they wouldn't have needed to go private for security and make us a laughing stock, nor would the heroes returning from overseas have to suspend spending time with their families on leave for this. I just hope they have a good time on duty.

Over and out.
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I need help. I am exhausted, my braincell won't work (I think it fell out when I got on the bus), and all I want is a cuddle and Baileys to help me sleep (neither of which I will get), and what did I do instead of finishing my shower and getting into bed to attempt sleep?

I bloomin' logged in here to see if I missed anything.

Does having a Lush life count as an actual life? Please say it does. Please?

And I am so tired my contacts need peeling off my eyeballs, so I feel your pain, elit!
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Hmmm...we have some interesting new badge suggestions me thinks...

How about just combining them all into one "Shiny Happy Socially Awkward but Bleurgh Wannabe Poet Laureate Penguin" badge? No?


No. Because I'm not all of those things, I'm only the first half.
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I'd really like to have a "Shiny Happy Person Wannabe" and a "Bleurgh" badge, please. If I write a poem about them, will I get them?
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Quote by Gurlyboy
Must remember to solder that cap into my bass. At the moment Mr Tangle is sounding more like a treble than a bass, so hopefully the kick arse new cap will work. Of course what I really need is new pickups but where am I gonna find inexpensive, good sounding ones? I think this is going to be a guitar fixy/setting up day. Gotta go to the park as well and gather some branches for another project - new tuning pegs for my uke that I'm restoring. Need to buy some titebond too, that glue is the best because if you make a mistake, heat it up and reset it and just let it set again. Gotta love resin based glues.


Do you have one of those funny wa-wa pedal thingies? I LOVE those!

We use resin-based glues on our fishing rods - when the end ring piece (arf arf) breaks off, we just use a lighter, remove the old one, and heat a new one in place.

Baby bunting now.
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Quote by leslieee
I think his username thing was USMCjeff.. I can't remember. I can't find him and I miss him. Did he delete his profile? Wah. ;(


Do you remember any threads he might have posted in?

I just did a member search for you, but couldn't find a USMCjeff. I broadened it to "USMC", and a few names came up, but nothing that looks like that. If there's anything else you remember that might help in a search, try the member search, or a forum search if you remember any threads. If he wrote any stories, you could try a search there, too.

http://www.lushstories.com/member-search.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_search.aspx



It's possible he deactivated or left.
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Do you know, was just thinking at work today (I do that sometimes), we have so many troll customers! Two of my bosses (I have 4) actively avoid certain timewasting customers, running away and leaving me to deal with them. Sadly, I can't ignore them, as it's my job. I usually manage to help them find something they want (if only to escape my "Ooooo, look at this shinyyyyy..." sales patter), or an alternative, but it takes a horribly long time.

I wonder if internet trolls more often than not find what they are looking for in forums.

When I used to be a global mod elsewhere, we had a spate of a random troll reappearing. I think he had a dongle thingy which changes the IP address or something. He always did it in the middle of the night, so he could plaster the forums with his crap, but it took him three weeks to realise he was getting banned as fast as he signed up and never did more than two posts before I kicked him out - I don't sleep much sometimes.
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Gingerbread Lover

Please do not use names or refer to specific instances (on this site, anyway).

In your opinion, what contitutes an internet "troll"? I'm not talking abut the Three Billy Goats Gruff sort (troll/trōl/
Noun: A mythical, cave-dwelling being depicted in folklore as either a giant or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance), although we all have our place here.

I mean the subtler side of trollism, not as harsh as this: 1. troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

I mean people who just lurk about and seem to cause little, but some, disruption for the fun of it. When you use the term, do you mean somebody who just likes attention? Who repeats themselves? Who never leaves any kind of comment without some kind of barb to it? Who just irritates the fudge out of you simply because they're there? (As an aside, I think politicians are trolls and shouldn't be given so much airtime).

How do you identify them? Do you even care?

And mostly, how do you prefer for them to be dealt with? Do you like to play with them? Or better them? Give them the benefit of the doubt? What leeway do you allow for mistakes being made in their identification? Have you ever been labelled a troll? Was it justified? If so, why, and what did you do about it?

I don't intend for this to become a slagging thread. It simply interests me because I often talk over how to deal with certain kinds of people in Real Life, and this is something I've been mulling over for a while because of another forum I know. Now sort of seemed like the time to bring it up for certain reasons.

Please be kind.
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Quote by MoonlightSerenity


Can I sit next to you? I has popcorn....


Is it buttered? That will help them with the lubrication - we can throw handfuls at them all when they get sore.
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Quote by crazydiamond
I've noticed no issues with buttons but i have noticed my friends list comes up as a 404 error if i use the "more" link on my profile. I am sure Gav is on it though.


That's because your buttons ROCK!


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Quote by blazestcyr
lmao i soooo know dude is not callig me a pig

but i will take it anyway..i LOVE babe(awww lucky lady that she is!!)

well & bacon

where i live bacon fat is lube..lol

once again shylass had THE best post..lol..

let's all go to bed!



*Settles in a comfy chair in the corner with a pen and notebook at the ready*
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I'd say what I thought about it all, but I doubt this thread is the right place to do it.

What I will say is, I'm glad other people are pleased about and interested in it.

The event I'll be watching is the "How To Avoid At All Costs" one.
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Ginger? Did somebody mention ginger? Do they have any bread? Is there gingerbread???
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