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Hmm, I'm not so rage-y. More irritated at my stupid airways right now lol. I woke up all wheezy, used my inhaler a few times, and took an oral steroid. Now I'm breathing more comfortably (still fricken wheezing, though!) and wide the fudge awake from all of these steroids. I just wanna go back to bedddddd

Maybe this thread is for you: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst24343_Just-One-Of-Those-Days.aspx

I fudging HATE it when I start a project and then my concentration levels crash and I'm halfway through. Feck it. Who the feck is going to buy this fecking bunting anyway? I HATE not knowing. And if they don't, I just wasted money and time and effort for nowt!

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I see the black S but my home button is intact. I'm pretty sure Gav is tinkering and normal service will resume shortly.

He only does it when we don't talk about him enough.

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ok ladies, someone asked the guys do they get hard ons in public and what do they do to hide them. my question is if you notice a hard on in public what are your reactions and thoughts and what do you do?

I've never noticed it, but I've been told at the time it happened (by the "afflicted"), and all those times I blushed bright red, apologised profusely, and decided to check my bait on both rods (not a euphemism) and find something else to do until they felt "normal" again.

If it happened to somebody I don't know, I would do my best to ignore it, as I would HATE to make them feel uncomfortable (more than already). I can't help the blushing, so I would either turn away if I was in conversation with them and pretend to look for something in my bag, or just say I was going to the toilet and run away for a bit. If it was just in the street or something, I would pretend I hadn't seen.

I would like to know what lads would prefer us to do, so I will go and check that thread out!

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I just want people to believe that I am what I am and not fake,as some people might think,

Look, lass, I am learning to come to terms with the fact that many people prefer to believe what they want about us, rather than what the truth might be. I know who/what I am, and that is not really somebody who fits a typical story writer of Lush. But it doesn't stop me trying to do it anyway, and enjoying the process.

Yes, you have asked the question before, but if you are also what you say you are (somebody who loves nipples and boobies), then I would say, sort your problem, and carry on doing what you love.

I would also suggest maybe trying some sort of 69 thingy or using your nipple in one place whilst sucking hers (I don't know if it would work, it's not something that appeals to me, sorry), and that way, your lass can lubricate you naturally during playtime. You would still need to use some sort of emollient afterwards, as it can dry you out and make it sore, which I believe you're experiencing. It's a bit like jogger's nipple, or whatever they call it. The moisture balance needs some first aid to get back to the levels it is intended to be. You can get emollients on prescription as well as over the counter, and the others are correct in what they're saying about the udder stuff. Vaseline will add protection, but it sounds like you need something that will rehydrate more strongly than just that, at least at first.

Now, can't we all just either get along or wrestle in bed for the fun of it? That way, you guys get rid of your tensions, and I get some story material. Please?

Quote by Dancing_Doll
Sore frost-bitten nipples would probably suck, for sure.

I think it's partly because of the sucking they have the problem in the first place.

Quote by WellMadeMale


I actually read one of my first erotic stories to a young woman, in my living room, one July evening in 1997...and when she came, she ejaculated* nectarine scented mink oil all over my sofa. Fortunately the couch was 100% Italian leather and she did me a big favor moisturizing the glove-soft fabric!



* Not really.

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An apple?

Haven't heard that one before.

I'm not into veggies. I can't imagine forgoing an actual sex toy in favour of a carrot or something. And also - putting food inside yourself can be unhygienic.

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I am not trying to give advice, I am actually requesting that you please don't clog down the forums with the same question worded differently.
That's all.

Stop trying to be such a Wise Ass.

Oh wait... You ARE a Wise Ass! It says so, and everything!

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Thank you for your reply,at least someone can give me a straight answer.

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Have you not gotten tired of asking the same question in different manners? I just have to shake my head when I see a new topic created by you seeing as I know EXACTLY what it is going to be about.

I'd suggest an emollient like E45 or Diprobase. You can use it as soap as well as a cream. But really, with such a painful problem, I recommend you go to your doctor, as most people on Lush aren't doctors, and the doctors who are here are (probably) off duty, and it's very annoying for them to have patients who go, "I know you're off duty, but..."

I would recommend total abstinence until you can get treated for RNRI (Repetitive Nub Rub Injury). After all, you don;t want them to drop off! Presumably...

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You're not alone.

Oh dear god, in an attempt to make you feel better, I just pointed out the thing you feel bad about.

I'm such a pillock, FFS!

I MEANT, you aren't the only one!

Quote by BigShyPussyKins
I used to think there is someone for everyone but I am now believing that's not the truth. Otherwise, I wouldn't be constantly forgotten and looked over :/

You're not alone.

Quote by Volition
Today really tried my patience. I took a lot of the advice given here and applied it. I mentioned that maybe she should try dating other gentlemen outside of her "norm" and she basically laughed in my face. She doesn't think she should have to settle for guys such as myself when she can get better looking guys right then and there. I told her that she's always going to be looked at as the easy fat girl who puts out and she damn near lost her cool. Meh, not sure how to go about this thing, but I've done my part.

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According to estimates - the adult population of the planet is 2,234,860,865 males and 2,187,838,153 females making a total number of potential relationships of 4,889,513,867,093,582,345 (that's almost five )

Even if only one in a million of those was a successful match that still makes 5 billion billion potential heterosexual relationships - the odds seemed stacked in favour of finding love.

Man, I really do say some of the most sexiest things at times

Offer me a cookie, and I will agree with you.



Thank you for your responses, everybody. I always find it interesting to see how other people think.

Quote by Gurlyboy
I think there should be a badge for folk who have audio stories. Perhaps the badge could be called "Sexy Narrator" or "the author hath spake" (I'm kidding with that one btw, y'all know how I like my archaisms lol) or something of that ilk. It'd just be nice to have some sort of acknowledgment for it, I mean it's a big step for some.

What about the people who don't have sexy voices? Can't it be something like, "Waffle Meister"? Not Blue Waffle, that's gross. I'd like "Waffle Meister", please. It sounds nommy.

Quote by Naughtybadgirl
Does it annoy you girls when a doesnt bother to pull his boxers down or off when you have sex? or do you care?

I wouldn't know, but maybe he's just in a hurry to do nice things to you? Or maybe previous lasses he's been with liked him to keep them on, like some lads prefer lasses to keep their knickers on? Maybe he just hasn't thought about it. Or maybe there's a reason why he doesn't, in which case I'd recommend asking him kindly.

If it's an issue, I'd suggest showing him why it's better to take them off completely. I bet he'd always take them off after that.

Quote by nicola
I didn't want this on my hands...

FFS! They told me they'd hidden all of those pictures! The no-good crummy individuals! I shall be having stern words.

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I answered the OP personally.

Nice moniker Shylass!

Oh. Em. Jee. I EFFING LOVE YOU!!! THANK YOU!

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I sure couldn't find it. What's the title?

"Must Have Been Sent For Verification" with the tagline, "And is still in the queue...".

Welcome to the forums!

Quote by crazydiamond

Gav gave me mine, but said it should have read " Misfit Mineral ".

He's right. Or "Mental Jewel"...