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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
Fellow Lushers, today (or yesterday as it technically is) I went for a walk in the park. It was rather lovely. The rain was gently falling, the undergrowth had that wet smell and the trees provided some shelter from the rain (which I really don't mind, in fact, I love the rain). Anyway I came upon my favourite tree and sat on it. It's in a rather attractive "Y" shape and is nice and comfy to sit upon. To some people this will sound weird but here it is: I enjoy hugging trees. They feel comforting when you hug them. Yes, the only thing better than hugging a tree is hugging a human (or perhaps your doggy or other pet). What I was pondering was: does anyone else here enjoy hugging trees? Some of my friends think me mad for hugging trees but that's just because they haven't discovered the magic of it yet, despite me telling them to try it. So, are there any tree huggers around here?
I don't hug trees, but I LOVE them and photograph them and walk amongst them and snog them (it's the only way I can get wood). I used to go walking through woods up a moorland valley on rainy days and then up onto the moors, scaring hikers. They would all be wearing their layers of wet weather gear and boots and stuff, and I'd just be wandering along with my crappy MP3 player in a skirt and hoodie and pair of trainers in the rain and mist like a complete nutter. And then I'd go back into the woods and scare the dog walkers.
Gingerbread Lover
If you knew that you were leaving Lush, could never come back, but could post one last blog, what would you say?
You must put aside the reason for you leaving (i.e. partner went bonkers at you, got banned, whatever, etc), and simply know that you could never log in again, or have contact with your Lush friends in any way, or even read the forums as a guest. Lush goes on, your account goes on, but you aren't here.
What blog would you like to leave your friends and/or people who may stumble across your profile in later Lush generations?
You must put aside the reason for you leaving (i.e. partner went bonkers at you, got banned, whatever, etc), and simply know that you could never log in again, or have contact with your Lush friends in any way, or even read the forums as a guest. Lush goes on, your account goes on, but you aren't here.
What blog would you like to leave your friends and/or people who may stumble across your profile in later Lush generations?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sprite
just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you.
AAAAAAAARGH! MORNINGS AND THE FECKING POSTMAN THINKS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE ME A FECKING HEART ATTACK BY RINGING THE WORLD'S LOUDEST DOORBELL JUST AFTER A CAFFIENE INJECTION!
My heart is racing (in a really bad way). DO it again, Postie, and I will push you down the stairs! Your only saving grace is that you just delivered a massive box of gingerbread men from my mates in Cornwall!!! YEAH!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Catnip
So, I decided to drop into a chat room where shylass was and then she packed up her typing keys and left.
Anyone have a theory?
I'm sorry that I wont be around until Sunday to face you again Shylass. But running away from me when I've polished the golden floors shiny just to get some up skirt and you leave me with two men?! None of them wearing kilts either!
*sighs*
It was just really bad timing (on my part), and I felt awful, but I had to go. Sorry.
Here are some flowers for you - I hope you like the vase...
PS If I was allowed my own toffee hammer, I might stick around longer.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by DirtyMartini
Hey you...I'm trying to have a serious, intelligent discussion here and help out my friend Miss Shy Daisy with her tags, and all you want to do is be a silly trouble maker...
I mean, what the heck is a snerfle?
Btw, Miss Shy Daisy, if you feel funny about just adding those tags I suggest, you could actually put an uncut lesser unstriped wodgermacallit in all of your stories...I think a lot of uncut lesser unstriped wodgermacallit fans here on Lush would appreciate it, since it seems to be a neglected category here on Lush...
And I heard you Mr. Clum...and don't you be a trouble maker too...I think you been hanging out with Miss Sprite too much...and we all know that can only lead to no good...
To be completely honest, I think I'm the only one who would search for them (and maybe M1, to keep an eye on her naughty cousin).
I've been thinking about tagging them "lesbian triple penetration cumfilledpussylicking buttfuckfest", but I'm worried I'll get marked down when they read them and find out there isn't any.
Gingerbread Lover
I am pretty new to the chat rooms, and I'm just getting to meet a few people.
I have just come across (not literally) thepainter. He thinks people are too scared to perv with him in chat. And I want to know. You have a few options in the poll, and I would love to see what you think.
Love Daisy.
I have just come across (not literally) thepainter. He thinks people are too scared to perv with him in chat. And I want to know. You have a few options in the poll, and I would love to see what you think.
Love Daisy.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by chefkathleen
You need to get a handful of girlfriends together and promise them drinks and lunch if they help you clean up before your relatives get there.
I don't really have any down here. The one I do have is away with her family. All the others live over 300 miles away.
And I doubt my fishing mates (lads) would want to.
Meh.
Our relatives are here now, I did a fair bit of cleaning, and now I have to be polite and engaging and generally be social. I'm really not that kind of person. I should have been born an emo.
Meh.
Sisters - look on your wall.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Layla88
What do you all think of twitter? Do you use it? hate it? tolerate it?
Would love to know
You might find these threads interesting...
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst20402_Twitter.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst23139_Twitter.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst23604_twitter.aspx
I'm on it, but I still don't really get it.
Gingerbread Lover
If it wasn't you, and it wasn't me, then who was it? I'll tell you who it was! It was an evil contingent of very naughty Cornish Piskies who crossed the border into Devon to wreak havoc, pillage the humble little border town of Strawberry Bumbleton, tip over the cows, plug up the sheep, pull the whiskers of Gnomes in Fairy Cross (that's a REAL place, I'll have you know!), and then spend the rest of their drunken bender by sneaking into human houses to make the picture in everybody's hallway un-straight.
THAT is why your picture is wonky! It was the sodding Piskies! It wasn't bloomin' me, who is not yet able to empty the fudging dishwasher because I am vaccuuming and dusting all at the same time, as well as making up the beds! I ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF HANDS AND ONE BRAINCELL! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME!
THAT is why your picture is wonky! It was the sodding Piskies! It wasn't bloomin' me, who is not yet able to empty the fudging dishwasher because I am vaccuuming and dusting all at the same time, as well as making up the beds! I ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF HANDS AND ONE BRAINCELL! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by DirtyMartini
Come on now, get real here...you don't really think I would suggest anything silly do you?
And don't listen to those Clum and Milik troublemakers...have no idea what they been smoking this morning...
Maybe it's not silly in itself, but the suggestion of something non-silly that originates from a silly source is inherently silly in the fact that it was birthed of silly. Therefore, it is silly.
But I like silly. Silly makes me smile.
Still considering new tags...
Gingerbread Lover
I don't know if I am yet. Probably. I do go out of my way for people to make them happy, and do things I know they love or appreciate, or will make them smile. But I struggle to let them do that for me - I think that either they want something and they're softening me up for it, are feeling guilty about something, or are being sarcastic about it (that's all based on experience). Is there such a thing as a one-way romantic?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sexyeyes37
Can I join in the meh thread,I am feeling meh as have had less than 6 hours sleep this weekend.I might add not in a good way before any one asked ..Plus got a call from ex last night who made me feel even more meh.So I say meh meh meh,the end.
Of course you may meh in here! You're very welcome to do so. Anybody is, because everybody has meh in common at some point!
I hope you feel better and your meh falls out soon. I haven't woken up yet, and I am STILL mehnt to be cleaning. If I just did it, it would be done. But I haven't and it isn't.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by DirtyMartini
You do realize that if you were to put a tag in all your stories that was "yours" so to speak...say, for instance "ginga"...you could click on it and see all your stories and their average score...
For instance...
Story Tag Results For Whatever
http://tags.lushstories.com/whatever
Well now, that's just silly. Why didn't you tell me that before? Now it will take me at LEAST two minutes to tag them all!
