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I've heard that one is pretty good...
I heard three people had multiple orgasms over it!
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Shylass
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Quote by Sensei
My sarcasm sense is tingling.
Sorry, but I was really freaked out! I really thought he was ill, and he couldn't talk or anything. That's actually pretty frightening. Afterwards, he said, "Oh yeah, I do that. I guess I should have said."
And I wasn't meaning anything mean by what I said to Milik, I think it's a nice bonus that his ladies have liked it, even with such a traumatic journey.
It's fine for you who have all this experience and what you want and how you want people to deal with it, but there are some of us who have yet to experience it and are worried that how we spontaneously react will be upsetting to the person we are reacting to.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by one_winged_angel
It's especially scary if they yell and then fall back and they're breathing all heavy and what not, making you think you broke the darn thing. Next thing you know, you're pulling clothes on as fast as possible to get out ASAP before the authorities get there and you get arrested for breaking his favorite "toy"
Oh. Are there books for all these kinds of things? Oh wait... no... that's the Search tool.
It is now my mission in life to make a lad yell, but in a good way. 
Gingerbread Lover
Thank you for replying, Sensei. I will try to be grateful next time he collapses and can't talk to me - a word of advice from a lass: please warn a lass when it's her first time that it all comes out all over the place like that. Just saying. 
Milik, I like the sound of there being nothing to clean up - I'm worried I'd gag when I try to swallow, and I'd be mortified.
Milik, I like the sound of there being nothing to clean up - I'm worried I'd gag when I try to swallow, and I'd be mortified.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Sensei
Some girls love semen. And that's wonderful. They probably know exactly what they want to do with it. Some of you don't like it. Some of you think it's gross.
Some of us don't actually know what to do with it.
I kind of stood there with it dripping off my hand, really upset whilst he was collapsed on the floor with closed eyes and a dozy grin on his face. I thought I'd hurt him! So thank you for your words of advice - can you advise what to do in such a situation, other than lick it off my hand and arm? Or is that what I'm supposed to do? In the end, he stood up when he was able to and wiped it off with his t-shirt. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Graham_X
Oh damn! Does that mean you don't live in Trumpton either?
Oh, and can I watch you and Sprite together?
Oh and I used to say I had a ten inch penis until I discovered I was actually using a centimetre ruler
Actually, I live in Wiggleton, sorry.
And... no. We're too short to be seen because I keep stealing her disco heels and using them as glitterball alternatives.
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Sorry to bother you (again).
When I look at my stories on my profile page, I can see (for instance):
TITLE
First lines...
Added Jun 01, 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 886 | 22 Comments
But there is only so much room for them on my profile, so I have to go to the "More" link. But the information I get on there is limited (for instance):
24 .... TITLE
Votes
Added: Jun 01, 2012 | Category: Love Poems | Tags: boobs fuck deep willy bra knickers cum | 22 Comments
So whilst I can see the tags, I can't see the overall information of average score and views. Is there anywhere I can look at my full list of submissions and see all of the information, please?
Fanks.
When I look at my stories on my profile page, I can see (for instance):
TITLE
First lines...
Added Jun 01, 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 886 | 22 Comments
But there is only so much room for them on my profile, so I have to go to the "More" link. But the information I get on there is limited (for instance):
24 .... TITLE
Votes
Added: Jun 01, 2012 | Category: Love Poems | Tags: boobs fuck deep willy bra knickers cum | 22 Comments
So whilst I can see the tags, I can't see the overall information of average score and views. Is there anywhere I can look at my full list of submissions and see all of the information, please?
Fanks.
Gingerbread Lover
Whilst he's away, you could write him letters (you could post them on here!) and tell him what you would like to be doing. You could do a sexy self-photo shoot, and give him an album to look at when he comes back whilst you cook him tea. You could buy some sexy knickers and stuff, and treat him proper so he knows what to look forward to next time he is away? Can you send him texts/pictures? You could both agree certain innocent words mean naughty things and send postcards like "I went shopping today" and it really means "you make me wet".
How do you feel about that?
How do you feel about that?
I had just been thinking I needed to stop by the pub for a drink.
Anyway hope everyone has a nice afternoon.
Gingerbread Lover
Here's a story for all you lovers of more mature ladies...
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/help-the-aged-mrs-atkin.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by kinky_girl
Awww, thanks! It turned out not to be so bad after all. I decided to have a me day, which basically involved sleeping most of the afternoon, doing nothing and getting takeaway for tea.
Hope today is less meh for you Shylass
Glad to read it!
I have chocolate. Nuff said.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by one_winged_angel
Yeah, and if you touch those roundy thingies under the 'monster' they stiffen up like you do when you eat something sour, that must be a no-no as well
So, when they post pictures of their Happy Bits, are they showing us the bits they don't want us to touch?
Gingerbread Lover
"Look good" means different things to different people.
Often I see beauty and good looks where other people don't. When I point out things to friends about a person that I find is lovely to look at, they often see it, but only after I have mentioned it. Quite often, they point out people they find sexually attractive, and I'm all, "Really!?"
I would not say you are the kind of person whose picture is used in Walmart shopper compilations of the more unusual-looking people, so if you mean, do I think your face is more attractive than them, then yes.
But to me, a person looks good when they look me in the eye and smile a real smile.
I was bullied throughout my entire childhood, and believe myself to be extremely unattractive. Friends and family tell me they think I am beautiful and have a lovely smile, but can I believe them? No. I won't go into why that is, but the point is, they say those things because they think they mean them. In my head, I say that they say them because they have a sense of loyalty to me for some reason.
But the fact of the matter is, just as I see beauty and good looks in people for various reasons, perhaps they see beauty and good looks in me because they know me.
You might not be model-in-a-magazine material in some peoples' eyes, but you are in others. Some say you cannot be attractive to anybody unless you can be attractive to yourself. That's utter crap. It's the same as saying you cannot be loved by anybody unless you love yourself. But if that were true, my mum wouldn't love me (okay, she sort of has to, but I know what I mean).
You have just been through a horrible, horrible time, and still are, obviously, and it will take time to heal from it. Yes, you DO have what it takes for another girl to notice you, but it takes time, because what attracts some of us lasses is not what you face is like, but the expressions your face shows us is in your heart. Some people will laugh at me saying that, but we aren't all about initial appearances and whether your face has a wow factor.
An eye contact smile has a wow factor for me. Try that when you are ready. Being dumped is awful and hurtful and crap, but when you heal from it, please don't be afraid to try to learn to be comfortable with those who tell you that you look good. Because to them, you DO. Write them down! Read them when you feel crap! You might not believe them, but people said those things to you. And unless you want to call them liars, then there must be a grain of truth to it.
And if you were with a girl once, you can be with a girl again. And the hope is that she is the right one. Good luck! Sorry for waffling!
Often I see beauty and good looks where other people don't. When I point out things to friends about a person that I find is lovely to look at, they often see it, but only after I have mentioned it. Quite often, they point out people they find sexually attractive, and I'm all, "Really!?"
I would not say you are the kind of person whose picture is used in Walmart shopper compilations of the more unusual-looking people, so if you mean, do I think your face is more attractive than them, then yes.
But to me, a person looks good when they look me in the eye and smile a real smile.
I was bullied throughout my entire childhood, and believe myself to be extremely unattractive. Friends and family tell me they think I am beautiful and have a lovely smile, but can I believe them? No. I won't go into why that is, but the point is, they say those things because they think they mean them. In my head, I say that they say them because they have a sense of loyalty to me for some reason.
But the fact of the matter is, just as I see beauty and good looks in people for various reasons, perhaps they see beauty and good looks in me because they know me.
You might not be model-in-a-magazine material in some peoples' eyes, but you are in others. Some say you cannot be attractive to anybody unless you can be attractive to yourself. That's utter crap. It's the same as saying you cannot be loved by anybody unless you love yourself. But if that were true, my mum wouldn't love me (okay, she sort of has to, but I know what I mean).
You have just been through a horrible, horrible time, and still are, obviously, and it will take time to heal from it. Yes, you DO have what it takes for another girl to notice you, but it takes time, because what attracts some of us lasses is not what you face is like, but the expressions your face shows us is in your heart. Some people will laugh at me saying that, but we aren't all about initial appearances and whether your face has a wow factor.
An eye contact smile has a wow factor for me. Try that when you are ready. Being dumped is awful and hurtful and crap, but when you heal from it, please don't be afraid to try to learn to be comfortable with those who tell you that you look good. Because to them, you DO. Write them down! Read them when you feel crap! You might not believe them, but people said those things to you. And unless you want to call them liars, then there must be a grain of truth to it.
And if you were with a girl once, you can be with a girl again. And the hope is that she is the right one. Good luck! Sorry for waffling!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by one_winged_angel
Apparently, they also freak out when you poke it with your finger and run down the hallway yelling that you don't want the trouser monster to give you cooties. .. .. er. .. or so I've heard
They also moan like they're in pain, or something, when you suck it gently. I think that must be something they don't like.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by SeaCreature
Personally, as a penis owner, I can say that it's probably a good thing you don't say that. If I were to post a picture of mine and a woman were to say that, I would think that she thought it was small. Same thing in real life. Think about it. What if you had a penis, got naked in front of a woman to have sex with her the first time, and she looked down at. Which would you rather hear? "Ooh, it beautiful!" - "Wow, it's so big!" - OR "Well, I admire your confidence."
Well, I DO admire their confidence. It's a positive thing! But I didn't say anything, but I presume everybody is as paranoid as I am, and would take it (ooer) the wrong way.
Besides, i don't know what a "beautiful" or "ugly" penis is - I haven't had much to do with them. The only two I have met personally were both enormous to me, and it was always dark (one told me he was average but it proper was huge). I get the feeling any bloke who shares his willy with me is going to feel like it's huge, so bonus.
Anyway, I think men with confidence are proper sexy, so if I said it to a fella, it would be quickly followed by, "Can I please play with that?" so I don't think he'd mind too much.