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Pancakes with maple syrup and BACON? You Americans don't half have some funny ideas!

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Sorry i fucking spoke.

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Hell yeah I'll join your boobie party! Let's do this.

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(puts down his 'talking' iPhone after a fruitless google session searching for the 'añejo' which Her Spriteness requested.)

Just so you know, Ms Sprite, there are 'Hannah's' and then there are hard-core 'Hannah's'. The latter forgos the more traditional ginger ale, club soda, or even beer, in favor of vodka. Your call. BTW, I'll have you know that there are no, I say again, no, common types among this crowd. Trust me on that last one.

Gil, here's some of VG's high-toned champagn. Can't imagine why y'all would prefer that to Rumplations' private label, Shampain.

Big E, thanks for the offer of the pop corn machine. Just put up a sign saying something like, 'Free pop corn - only $.25 a bag." Who knows, a few might even pay? What about a schooner full of ice cold 'Bottom of the Barrel Beer'? According to the label, it's the "Finest product of the brewer's fart." While that does sound intriguing, something tells me and extra letter may have slipped in there. But then, who knows?

MP, for the love of music, don't encourage Sprite, or any other carbon-based lifeform, to start singing folk songs. Well, okay, if Bob Dylan or Joan Baea show up, let it rip.

Mike, a demonstration of your 'stripper pole' talent would be, no doubt, totally inappropriate. So when will you start?

eta: the Simmer-unit (SDC) is now among us. Misbehave accordingly.

Okay, any more drink orders while I'm actually taking the fool things

?

I intend to be dancing topless on tabletops by the end of the night Is it still happy hour? I'm in Southern California by the beach. The cool breeze is blowing and I'm sitting at a bar on the pier. Anyone want to come sit by me (pats seat) and I'll by you a nice cold Corona. Sundown isn't too far off, and it's beautiful over the pacific

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yeah, he snatched it very improperly. seemed nasty. i now love viola davis!

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Simmerdown,

You are not like anyone else I know, but that is a-okay to me. In fact, it is downright refreshing.

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Really? Not even for one day? While I can imagine that it may be different for people who are gay or lesbian than for those who are bi or straight, but I find it hard to believe that one would not be curious to find out how it would be to experience the body of the opposite sex for a day, if that were ever possible. And I'm cis too.

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I have always wondered what it would be like to be a woman, I want so bad to feel the warmth of my pussy as I play with my clit and may my pussy wet, as taste my cum as my body slowly lets it ooze out of my pussy. I want to feel he sensations as I put my fingers into my vagina and feel those fingers touch my g spot. I want a man on top of me with his cock as he moves it over my pussy and takes his tongue as he licks my breasts and nipples as they get hard, I want to feel the warmth of my vagina as he makes me wet as he kisses me all over sticking his tongue into my mouth, and I reciprocate. I want to feel the touch of his hands between my legs as he slowly fingers my pussy as I have fingered many women in my day. I want to taste my own cum as he sticks his fingers in my pussy making me so wet that the cum is oozing all over as he scoops it up and lets me lick his hands. I want to feel his cock as he slowly enters my vagina gently putting his cock in so slow a little at a time teasing me, making me go wild, then as he gets all the way in pushing it all the way in to my cervix, hitting it so hard, just as I have to the women I have made love to. I want to raise my hips up as I cum all over him as he pushes harder and harder but not cumming, I just want to cum all over him.
I want to make him turn me over raise my back side spread my ass cheeks and enter me from the back so that his cock now hits that elusive G spot from behind as I orgasm like never before...I want to feel what a woman feels as she is made love to by a man, that is what I want. Then he can make love to me more any way he wants to, I would love to suck on his cock, as I have never had my sucked as a man I would love to do it to this man making love to me, I want to know what that feels like. I want to cum again and again, I want his cock deep in my pussy thrusting hard all the way to my cervix making me cum and spurt from my pussy...until I can't cum any more...

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I guess I'd better check the expiration date on my man card, but "eat curry"?

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dress sexy and get hot guys to buy me thing s and then just as they think im about to give them what they want turn it all off be a real cocktease

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I am with you for the most part, but I have wondered a couple of times how I would react if my plumbing got scrambled temporarily. The thought of a permanent change has no appeal for me. Does that mean that you've never worn a strap-on?

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i'm on a yellow too!

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Yes much, thank you. But Simmerdownchick is now on a yellow card for lack of explanation.

Just tell me if I'm being too officious.

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Pieces of Candy
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/pieces-of-candy.aspx

Giving to Charity
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/giving-to-charity.aspx


Oh...other author's you say?

I AM PET
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/i-am-pet.aspx

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Donald Trump for president ? Don,t you wish you were still an English colony.?

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Sorry. I was going through the posts form the beginning and posted this before I saw that several others pointed it out to you. Appointed doesn't mean approved, nor does approved mean that they can't be removed when their incompetence manifests itself. or even be forced to resign like michael flynn.

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It's taken care of...but it's a secret.

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Actually, the house can impeach him for any number of reasons, including such things as conduct unbecoming, unfitness for office, abuse of power and almost any reason they see fit. and give him a chance?? has he shown even one example, given us any evidence whatsoever that he will change? no, he continues spewing his alternate facts and giving misleading statements. he is every bit as arrogant as he was on the day he took office. he is more concerned with insignificant details like how many people were at his inauguration, than he is with running the country. he has stated he does not need daily briefings, apparently because he knows more than the experts. this is a grown man holding the highest office of one of the most powerful countries on the planet, and he gets his updates from fox news, and tweets when someone publishes an unflattering photo of him, or says something about him that he doesn't like. and finally, you would like pence better?? as a lesbian women, you should be even more scared of him than trump. you might want to read up on his LGBQT policies.