Christmas Eve dinner.

Teryaki glazed rack of pork, sweet potato casserole, smoked gouda mac and cheese, glazed carrots, yeast rolls and cherry pie for dessert.

Eggnog with brandy.

Christmas ham or turkey?

The world we currently live in and the direction it's going.

Did you vote in the last election?

Yes, threw my back out.

HYE seen a dead body (other than a funeral)

Always wanted to learn how to play the bass.

What is something you dreamed of trying, then found it a disappointment?

Yes, many.

What is your "guilty pleasure" movie or TV show?

No, but there were times in my life that I would have, if the opportunity presented itself.

HYE attended the Olympics?

Yes, along with just about every investor in 2008.

Have you ever called in sick to work to attend a concert or sports event?

No.

Are you still in touch with your first sex partner?

Opening a jam jar.

What was your first concert?

Be surprised.

Scotch straight or on the rocks?

Nilla Wafers

No. I would not agree to a MMF threesome without the stipulation of no male on male action.

Talkative.

Birrìa or Barbacoa?

Buying a vacation package at a charity auction.

What's the farthest you've ever traveled from home?

Does a cruise ship count?

Have you ever worked at a fast food place?

Snowball kissing.

Who will win this year's World Series?

A HALLOWEEN CLICHE IN 71 WORDS

By Stupalm

Tony and Sheila are naked in the car.

The radio blares.

A dangerous lunatic has escaped the asylum for sexual deviants!

“Tony, that’s only a mile away! We should go!”

“These woods are safe! Relax, Sheila!”

Outside, rustling. Scraping.

“I’m scared, Tony!!”

“It’s fine, baby!”

A loud, metallic clank on the car door. Tony floors It and hauls ass away.

Back home, hanging on the door handle… a bloody strap-on!

Thousands of times.

Have you ever rescued an animal from danger?

She fell in love with Travis Kelce, but the relationship ended swiftly.

Yes.

Have you ever been on TV?

Turn up the volume.

Printed book or Kindle?

They didn't have them when I was a kid. But my daughter did many of them.

Would you give your SO a hallpass if they asked?

Congratulations! Not an honor I will ever accomplish, or even attempt.

A wonderful tribute to your creativity, longevity and dedication to craft.

St. Louis style baby back ribs.

Never Say Never Again

No. No one wants to see that, trust me.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney and Wings.

No. Have you ever masturbated someplace you could easily be caught (office, public restroom, etc.)?

I wait with burning desire