Yes, my sister after her husband left her.

HYE adopted a shelter animal?

2 way tie...

Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles.

Has your SO ever sexted you?

Not in our house. (That’s where the cat lives)

If you could suddenly hear another person's thoughts, how would you use that power?

California Dreamin' - The Mamas and the Papas

Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire

I will admit to having something of a cum fetish. I love seeing a woman with her face and boobs drenched in it. I have no idea why, it's just how my brain is wired.

19 years. From birth until my first time. Yeah, I was a late bloomer.

Not a fan of ink at all. If they are somewhat understated and tastefully done, I can tolerate them. But if you're inked up like an abandoned railroad car in the inner city, no thanks. Same opinion with piercings.

Rice.

Helmet or anteater?

Plugging along on my entry, but I keep going back and forth about how it ends. I've got about 4 different scenarios so far. As always, I'm sure it will work itself out.

Blue. Followed closely by black.

When was the last time you bought a sex toy? Bonus: What was it?

Cum on chin.

Yes, once. Sand kept us from ever trying again. Ouch!

HYE literally torn someone's clothes off of them or had them torn off of you?

Return to Sender - Elvis

Orgasm

No, but I've brought her home and fucked in a first date.

HYE had sex on a small boat (cruise ships don't count)?

Yes. It's Overrated.

HYE met been friends with a celebrity?

Paella. Couldn't find any decent looking mussels so I doubled up on the shrimp.

Change casual Fridays at the office to casual sex Fridays.

Who would be in Beffer's ministry?

Wild.

Glasses or contacts?

Desperado - The Eagles

Yes. Used to happen all the time. Not anymore, unfortunately.

HYE surfed in the ocean?

Attention Lush readers!

If you haven't read Laura's stories, do yourself a favor.

READ. THEM.

She is gifted, and her stories are a gift to all of us.

Carry on.

Clothed (I have kids)

Soup or salad?

Nubile

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Language

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Have you gone urban exploring (entering old abandoned buildings and that sort of thing)?

Did that a lot when I was a kid. Survived somehow.

What is your SO's favorite food that you hate?

Dangling earrings

Yes, a couple of times. Never regretted it.

HYE had a co-worker try to sabotage you? Bonus: Did it work?

Wish I had, but no.

HYE eaten a snack before going on a dinner date so you won't look like a pig?