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SydneySider
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Australia
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Candy Connoisseur
Hell yeah I would. I would lock myself in a room and touch myself all day. Im certainly not going to say to myself "not now".
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Innocent
How about say something naughty to your SO when they were with someone else and you didnt know you were on speaker??
How about say something naughty to your SO when they were with someone else and you didnt know you were on speaker??
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When you send a text to someone and they dont reply with an OK, or anything to suggest they have actually read the msg you sent them...
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So, in relation to the question posed to the girls in the "Ask the Gals" part of the forum, what do you guys think of girls/women who are overly obsessed with their appearance and cant stop checking themselves out?? Personally, it drives me nuts and its a total turn off, and I dont care if she is a dead set goddess. Girls, dont take it personally. I just find it unnecessary and OCD. Some girls go to a lot of effort to look good when they leave the house, and that's perfectly ok with me and we as guys can appreciate that, but the constant checking the hair, playing with it, checking your makeup from every angle all the time..ggrrrrrr, sometimes I want to scream. I dont have an issue if they check it once and a while, even we as guys do it, but at every opportunity?? Come on now. I drove behind a girl on the way to work a few weeks ago. It was peak hour, so the traffic was moving slow. I was behind this girl for 15mins and all she did was ruffle her hair, run her fingers through it, check her makeup (she had the mirror on her, not looking back behind her), it was constant, non freaking stop. Eventually, I had to get out from behind her, I could not take it any more. So fella's, what's your opinion on this...
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Quote by Dempsey
A few years ago I went to a salon rather than a barber for a hair cut. The girl who cut my hair was breathtaking, bobbed blonde hair and really curvy. Her body kept brushing against me as she worked and nature took it's course. I remember trying to fight but to no avail, and a prominent bulge formed. I knew she had seen it, but she still kept making small talk. The worst part was having to get up out of that chair when she had finished still thee quarters hard. Bet you can guess what happened when I got home, but I never set foot in there again !
Yeah, I have had this happen a few times with my current hairdresser, but just a tingle or a semi semi. Rubbing against the elbows, boobs in the shoulders and back. She is good at what she does (as a hairdresser) so I dont want to have to find a new girl to go to if I ever found myself in that situation.
A few weeks ago I treated myself to a back rub/massage (no, was not a rub and tug shop). The girl doing it literally straddled my ass like she was on a bronco to do my lower and middle back. Needless to say, the thought of a gorgeous Thai girl riding me like that was a complete turn on. It did how ever subside before it was time to get up. I did have to decline having my chest and front done. I couldnt handle her getting on top of me like that again if I was face up.
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Quote by sprite
if it helps, i'd like to point out that most of the GUYS here are total sluts too. yes, men can be sluts.
I have to agree with this as well. Slutty guys and girls looking for each other. Its a win win situation for all sluts, male and female. I would say that even in real life, a guy wont go after a slut unless he is one himself.
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I dont smoke. I never have, never will. My parents used to smoke. The smell of it in the house and the car as a kid was enough to put me off. My dad quit ages ago. Just cold turkey and it didnt even bother him. My mum quit 4 years ago. Im actually really proud of her. She said she would never ever quit. Almost 20 years ago her dad died of mesothelioma which put the fear in all of us because he had asbestos around his house. A lung specialist found asbestos in her lungs and then she quit cold turkey as well. The asbestos is not a danger to her right now, but at least it made her give up the one thing she knew was bad for her. Its still a daily struggle for her, but she would never go back.
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Isn't wild at all...and may not be a girl either..oh the irony of her name...
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Definitely while having a medical examination. Although, I have never had to have a doctor, male or female, get hands on that department, but its a big fear of mine. Getting a hard on is not always about being turned on. Sometimes its a reaction or a reflex to something else. If I was having my balls checked for lumps and I sprung a boner, I could never go back. BTW, I would never have a male doctor perform this, just too weird, especially if I barred up.
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Absolutely. I'd like to be thrown down, jumped on, and treated like a sex toy every now and then. Well, every time would be great...
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God I love puffies. Its almost the female version of a hard on in my eyes. When I see them, I automatically think she is horny. They look super sensitive and the slightest touch could send her over the edge. This may not be the case, but its the thought that plays out in my head, so that's all that matters to me. To know or see if she is horny, huge turn on. Bring them on...
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The same as most guys. Just take care of business yourself...
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sex in a public place
sex in the surf under the cover of the waves
sex in a bathroom cubical at, well, anywhere..
Sex on a balcony/against the window of a hotel
Sex/oral in the back of a taxi after a boozy night
Having my prostate massaged while getting a BJ to see what the fuss is all about
anal (not on me)
pulling the car into the breakdown lane and jumping in the back seat for a quickie in broad daylight
Mile high. Not before some mutual masturbation under a blanket with the lights out to speed things along (BTW, is there a law against sex in a restroom on a plane or is it just frowned upon??)
69'r, sad but true.
sex in the surf under the cover of the waves
sex in a bathroom cubical at, well, anywhere..
Sex on a balcony/against the window of a hotel
Sex/oral in the back of a taxi after a boozy night
Having my prostate massaged while getting a BJ to see what the fuss is all about
anal (not on me)
pulling the car into the breakdown lane and jumping in the back seat for a quickie in broad daylight
Mile high. Not before some mutual masturbation under a blanket with the lights out to speed things along (BTW, is there a law against sex in a restroom on a plane or is it just frowned upon??)
69'r, sad but true.
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In my bed. Wasnt the best time we have had. A 5 at the most.
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I have to say, its one of those common sex acts I have never had the pleasure of doing 
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geez, its so hard to single someone out. I will say that I agree with Scarlett Johansson. I bet her shit doesnt actually stink. Another that is way up there is Rachel McAdams. I much prefer her as a brunette. There are others, but I have already named more than one.
I liked Katy Perry when he was new on the scene. These days with the blue and pink and what ever colour hair she decides to have that week, I just find her, meh. Why do people have to change so much once they become famous.
I liked Katy Perry when he was new on the scene. These days with the blue and pink and what ever colour hair she decides to have that week, I just find her, meh. Why do people have to change so much once they become famous.
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Figure out if you "need" or "want". Chances are you dont need that person. The want will fade with time even though it seems unrealistic right now.
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to somehow get to bed at a decent hour tonight..its not going to happen while I keep punching latte's. My boss will let me have a little sleep in..
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I love love love curvy women. Voluptuous curvy or thin curvy, as long as there are curves..Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria are the same height, but Eva does nothing for me. Way too skinny. Salma on the other hand, sweet baby jesus...Eva could do with an extra 10-15 pounds on those bones.
Voluptuous Curvy: I have no idea who this girl is, she is just fantastic.
Thin curvy: Salma Hayek
Voluptuous Curvy: I have no idea who this girl is, she is just fantastic.
Thin curvy: Salma Hayek
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Do you consider cumming and orgasming the same thing ?
I can appreciate that there is a difference, but I dont have the ability to separate the 2
Are you disappointed if sex doesn't lead to you cumming ?
Sometimes, but if that happens then usually the desire has gone so I just stop and try again later
Realistically, once you've ejaculated, how long does it take you to be able to do it again ?
Depending on the situation, if I dont pull out, I can go again in a few minutes. Other times, 10mins. Sometimes, its the last thing I want to do if Im too sensitive.
I can appreciate that there is a difference, but I dont have the ability to separate the 2
Are you disappointed if sex doesn't lead to you cumming ?
Sometimes, but if that happens then usually the desire has gone so I just stop and try again later
Realistically, once you've ejaculated, how long does it take you to be able to do it again ?
Depending on the situation, if I dont pull out, I can go again in a few minutes. Other times, 10mins. Sometimes, its the last thing I want to do if Im too sensitive.
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Quote by Sirene_Jaune
Spending a bit of time looking for a clip. Spotting one that looks good and thinking it sounds good, to get off on.
Only to hear:
"Mögen Sie das?" or "Ебать меня, детка"
Or music over the audio which is used to disguise the director's voice. Both damper the mood.
P.S Why is the kinky and best porn always German or Russian?
That does suck. And why does their moaning sound so different to ours?? I feel it needs to be translated too. I can never get into it either...