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SydneySider
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Australia

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Quote by nicola
The reality is though, people seem to answer any questions about anything, regardless of who the question was originally aimed at, if it's of interest to them. Human nature I guess.



Yeah, I know. I just felt like having a rant about it.
Quote by Dudealicious


So just to clarify, you have never posted in "ask the girls"? If my memory serves me correctly you have. Now you find it upsetting when other men do?

When you say you read someone's post and then realize they are a man afterward, don't you look at their AV? If it bothers you so much, can you not scroll past the opposite gender?

I admit that I am a repeat offender, most times I am replying to others in a thread to keep it FUN. I am sure many members come here to get away from"real life", to wind down and have a good laugh. Yes there is also some great advice posted there from both sexes as well. Take it for what it's worth I guess.


When I signed up, yeah, I'll admit to posting once or twice, rookie error. And I may pass a comment about another post that doesnt include an answer to the thread question, so Im with you in that regard. My point is if the question is directed to the girls I cant see why guys have to answer. A guy posting a direct reply in the "when did you last masturbate" thread for example in the girls section is just not necessary when that question exists in the "Ask The Guys" section. Thats all Im saying.

Edit: And just to clear something up, the "serial offender" comment was light hearted and very tongue in cheek and not a pot shot at anyone.
Ok, so how does one say this without sounding racial. hhhhmm, big breath...migrants that refuse to wear deodorant. I mean, WTF??? You have no idea how many times I have been in the grocery store in the toiletry isle and there stands this person who just stinks. The deodorant is right there god damn it, just buy it. Hell, I'll buy that shit for ya if I have to. I don't care about religion when it comes to personal hygiene. No one wants to smell that nor should they have to.
I dont like ranting, but sometimes there is no other way to feel better. I wonder if there is a "Rant" thread where you can air your frustrations on the world. Bitch about that dickhead who cut you off changing lanes etc...would be great therapy..
I hate VD too. Do you really need an excuse to shower your SO with gifts and love?? Its just another day...I'd probably have a different opinion if I owned a florist.
I know I'm only new here, so its probably not my place to say, but I'm going to say it anyway. Maybe its just me, but I get a little tired of reading threads in either "Ask the Girls" or "Guys" and people just don't pay attention to what category they are posting in (some of you are serial offenders). Half the time, I don't even look at the name of the person posting, I just like to read what they have to say. Then I double back only to realise that a dude has written what I just read in the girls section, and what a let down. Maybe I'm becoming a little intolerable in my old age, but it would be nice if the guys can avoid answering questions proposed to the girls and vice versa. I think its a simple request as the two cats are divided for good reason. We're not trying to split atoms here.

Rant over
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For me, sex is something shared with someone special, not someone you met in a bar an hour ago.
In summer, boxers. Sometimes a t-shirt as well if the night is a little cooler. In winter, I have a couple pairs of long flannelette PJ bottoms and a plain t-shirt up top. It has to be pretty cold for those though.
This may be a subject all of its own, but I'll throw it out there anyway. As far as peoples reactions to sexless marriages and the break ups over it, do people think that men get the raw end of the deal regardless of who is ending the relationship?? By this I mean, if a guy decides he is not getting enough and its effecting the way he feels about his SO, women, particularly the friends of the woman involved, will be the first to jump up and down and say that the man is only thinking with his dick, that he is nothing but a shallow bastard only interested in one thing, getting laid. On the other hand, if the relationship ends because the guy is not the one putting out and the woman ends it, he also cops some stick, who would not want to have sex with their wife?? What's wrong with him, is he gay or something?? yeah, get rid of him if he is not going to satisfy you, you deserve better... I think guys are in a no win situation here, but that's just my opinion.
There was a time where if I got out of the shower and was in no hurry to get dressed, I might walk around for a little while with nothing on, but I cant say I'd park myself on the couch with a beer and watch ESPN for hours with nothing on. Firstly, it has to be warmer and even with the cooling on in summer, sitting on leather couches is not the ideal scenario when you're naked. You almost have to peel yourself off them.
Innocent. A woman, yes.

Ever had eye sex with a total stranger in any public place and you felt they were doing the same to you??
Its sad in many ways, but I cant say Im surprised. Its unfortunate that some lives are lost when they spiral out of control like this. They dont know what the cause of death is, but when someone, a celebrity, dies in a Hollywood hotel, its usually pretty obvious. God bless her family and close friends.

Edit: Just noticed another thread..feel free to remove this one. I did look, but I missed it.
Even if I was a single guy, knowing that a woman was engaged or married makes them off limits right off the bat..
Last week I was able to get back out and pound the pavement. I was surprised that my fitness is not as bad as I originally thought. Legs held up pretty good. A little sore on the shins and calves after the 3rd consecutive day (probably from running down hill), but usually my back ceased up after about 2km so the stretching I have been doing for the past 6 months has helped. Im excited about it and will do the same thing for the next 2 weeks then look to increase it gradually. I dont have a goal weight, just a goal shape. Actually, I dont want to lose any weight. I just want burn off a little excess body fat. Should not be hard to do.
See, Im am all over the place. I did last night and again this morning, and I'll likely do it again tonight. It just totally depends on how Im feeling. For me, its a great reliever of stress, and I have plenty of that in my life at the moment.
1. Why do you like eating pussy? What do you like about it?
Its all about giving pleasure. I much rather give than receive when it comes to oral.

2. At what age did you start eating pussy, in relevance to the age at which you lost your virginity? Did performing oral come right away, or later?
I'd rather not say. Much later than most guys I would assume. But it was by choice. It was all about it being with the right person.

3. When performing oral on a lady, what pubic hair style do you like best? Is it different from your general preferences on the subject?
No hair. I like to gently bite the outer lips. The idea of stopping to remove a wedged pube from between my teeth or off my tongue is not a good thing for her or me.

4. What can a woman do to make your experience of eating her pussy even better? What can she do to turn you on?
Just show how much she is enjoying it. Beg for more, dont let me stop.

5. What can she do to turn you off from eating her pussy?
Not a whole lot. As long as its clean and either bald or very short hair, I dont really care.

6. Think of the first time you went down a woman. Did you like it or no? Was your love of cunnilingus immediate, or did that come later?
I was impartial to begin with. The taste was not what I expected. But once I figured out what worked and how much she liked it, I wanted more.

7. Have you gone down on a lady in any unusual locations? If so, where?
Nah.

8. When a lady moves around a lot while you perform oral on her by actions, including: swirling her hips, legs shaking, pulling your hair, digging her nails into your back, wrapping legs around your head, etc., does this bother you or do you find this distracting at all?
Its a sign that Im doing the right things. I love it.

9. Honestly: do you like the smell/taste of pussy?
I do.

10. Optional: Describe the sexiest or most erotic time you have ever had while going down on a woman.
Im not going to go into details, but I will say that her asking me to lick her ass while I was there was a pleasant surprise.
I have to say, there is nothing sexier than a round peachy ass in yoga pants. I had no idea they were called yoga pants. We must call them something different here. Anyway, the name is irrelevant. I just know I love it..


I really couldnt put a number on it. Im all over the place. I can go weeks and not do it (even without sex) to doing it once a day to doing it a few times a day back to not doing it for ages. What I think about?? hhmm..it varies just as much as the frequency. Sometimes its about a past experience, sometimes after watching some porn, sometimes a fantasy.
Im not sure I would, even if I could. Even though its mine, the thought of a dick in my mouth just doesnt sit well with me. Not my cup of tea.
Im not really a fan of anything say bigger than a C cup. Its all about proportion though. Fake boobs?? They just arent cool....
That would be a yes. Sometimes its an involuntary reflex and can have nothing to do with a sexual thought. What do I do?? I just go to the nearest place I can where I can make the adjustment so no one sees.
Totally depends how much time I have, whats going through my head. If I need a quick release, I can get it done in a few minutes or if there is no rush, as long as I like. If I drag it out too long, I can have problems finishing, so the whole exercise can be a waste of time.
Quote by BelleduJour

3. finally and probably most importantly, i chose the name after the british hbo television series called 'secret diary of a call gir' - the series revolves around the life of hannah, a seemingly normal, girl-next-door, who lives a secret life as a call girl under the pseudonym belle.


I loved that show.

People who live in Sydney are known as Sydneysiders. Actually, morning radio hosts Fitzy and Wippa just did a parody of Bruno Mars and Eminem's "Lighters". You have to really live here to get some of the associations, but its worth a look as these guys just take the piss. And some of the footage of our city is breathtaking...

Sydneysiders Parody
I usually play golf 2-3 times a week, so I might end up walking about 15km. I do a clinical Pilates once a week and I try to cycle as much as I can in between. I had not been on the bike since before xmas and 35km just about killed me in the heat and humidity today. I would love to jog. I lived to jog when I was in my teens, but these days I develop shin splints within a few days.
Bourbon is my poison. Dont mind an ale either, but in a real party atmosphere, its Yager Bombs all the way..piiinnng.