After realizing I might be the only guy dressed as a skank for the Skanks and Robots Party I timidly waited in the dorm room and “pre-gamed” with Anthony and Jillian for the upcoming festivities. I drank vodka and cranberry with Jillian while Anthony had beer. I hoped some “liquid courage” would help me to feel more comfortable going to the party dressed in such a slutty outfit. Now, I had tried on some of my sister’s mor...