And if your too poor to afford that, call me and I'll be willing to do the same job for free. Just call 1-800-MYCHRISJ, thats right 1-800-MYCHRISJ.
Yeah the dress-code is maximum clothing socks, anything more and you're in trouble. This law also enforced by marcos.
Ok here's a question to anyone that freeballs or knows anyone that does (wearing no underwear under ur pants). When you go to the doctor and the nurse says strip down to ur underwear and get in that gown thing what do you do?
You think they make bacon flavored too?
Asinine
"I'd give her face a two and her asinine."
OCUH! Cat taht hrtus soooooo good.
It's great but I couldn't stop staring at the red dots on her ass.
Now taht frist psot mdae snese, but ervey ohetr one is cfnuisnog.
But seriously thats pretty kool the only word that made me stop was mess.
Well sort of what Daisy said, if the breasts are obviously fake I stare at them because if they bought them they obviously want people to stare. But really for me it depends on what all the features on the said woman looks like, if she has nice lips I look at them, if she has nice eyes i look at them, but I digress. After I'm done looking around I usually look at throat, hands, and crotchal area to see if it's a man. Because that's gross to me.
Ok now most guys worry about how they dress but do you women really care about how a man dresses that much, as long as hes not a hobo.
And I have a voice just a tad higher than Berry White, in case you were worrying. And cat if you mean as in wow as in World of Warcraft I know what you mean.
titty fuck
paddled or whipped?
Wheres The Count? He sucked blood and turned people into vampires right?
I completely agree with everyone above, whoever you wanna be with is your decision and whatever makes you happy. But as for guys who cant understand you, I tried to understand where they're coming from. But if I were them, I would wanna know why haven't you ever tried being with a guy just to see if you like it, I guess. But if your not interested in men would you try it, do whatever makes you happy. So next time some guy asks you those questions, ask them why they aren't into men, I think they'll get the idea.
"My Dick" - Mickey Avalon
What did you find?
That is very interesting.
Here's a game, think of a song or little known phrase with an alternate meaning, may it be sexual or not it does not matter. Don't forget to mention the alternate meaning, or else the post is kind of useless.
I'll start "Turning Japanese" - The Vapors. It is really talking about the face guys make when they orgasm. You know eyes all squinted and what not.I1dTw1WQ9W8EMseM
If I'm not mistaken YMCA stands for Young Men's Christian Association?
Stuart wishes he still had teeth to use dental floss on.
That last picture actually has another photo after it. It shows her pulling the bottle out of her mouth with the part you couldn't see bitten off.
Reminds of a friend of mine a few years ago. He told me his girl was giving him head and she used her teeth too much so he slapped her, not too hard. I thought it was pretty funny.
Not unless that "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Do you want it hardcore?
LOL "Quaint colonial town of Newport"