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TheChrisJ
Over 90 days ago
Male, 155
Virgin Islands (U.S.)

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Only if you put a "Man in the Box" - Alice in Chains

What will you give them if they do come back?
Chalk up this topic as another one in the "Gals ask Gals" section.
This is a somewhat obscure question. So here it goes, I don't know if this is just me but I have pubic hair growing on the actual shaft of my penis. Ladies have you ever met somebody that has this, is it a turn-off, should i shave it, or anything to add. Guys (I guess, you'll answer anyway, let's face it we cant' help ourselves) do any of you have this, or anything else to add at all.
I don't if this counts but it was an episode of chappelle show. He was at a bar and said "You give me Pac-Man fever. HAMMA HAMMA HAMA-HAMA-HAMA"
Another line is from a great movie "The Ladies Man". Leon Phelps says "I'm sorry but was your did a meat thief? Cuz' it looks like ur smuggling to holiday hams in your back pockets." Another scene from that movies thats hysterical is this scene (I don't know about the subtitles.)

The winners are the readers, and the prize is the satisfaction you get with knowing you helped someone get off.
Nvm my last question i figured it out, I got 6,000 distance and then you get a little cartoon where the penguin flies into a glacier
Ease up on him guys, he asked a valid question.

But seriously what pisses me off more is that he didnt put anything in that first post. I would not be nearly as frustrated with this idiotic, buffoonish ignoramus if he would at least have said something in that first mandatory post.
A little bit of "Tutti Frutti" -Little Richard

Now how did it get there?
Sorry i forgot but once i saw the video on youtube i couldn't help myself, its just so dam funny.
Ok well this may or may not count as ridiculous song but, when it's sung by Kim Jong Il in Team America: Worl Police.



I don't know who the real song is by.
Guy from the bar:"There 3 kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and ass-holes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your ass-holes Chuck. And all they ass-holes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fucks ass-holes Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the ass-holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."

Team America: World Police
Another great yet utterly ridiculous song. But it only goes well with the picture of Humpty. So here's the video, listen to the whole song its hilarious.

Now Rocco allow me to add on to yours with my favorite character from Blazing Saddles, Gabby Johnson (Every one in that town in the movie is last name is Johnson) And this come right after Rocco's part.

Lexy in #14 "Blue" by Eiffel 65 its not gibberish. Ive been told many things about what he's saying some one once told me he said "I'm in need of a guy." As i kid i thought it said "Daw-boo-dee-daw-boo-die" But really he says "If i was green I would die."

Just some clarification so nothing is sent to the realm of ridiculousness with out a proper justification.
I'm sorry to say the Rolling Stones are way off. On my favorite playlist i have the song that are: 3, 6, 7, 9, 12, 13, 14, 16, and last but not least "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Ok here's a song so ridiculous. But it might be my favorite song of all time. With the best music video of all time

Well it is "The End of the World as We Know it" -REM

What's that in the sky?
Lexy I agree that it's a good song, one of my favorites actually. But it is still ridiculous.

Same thing goes for "The Thong Song", completely and utterly ridiculous but i still have it on my ipod along with "Come on Eileen".