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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Canada
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Quote by Pennylovesu
oooooooooooo .. so ive gotta agree wiv yu all bout yer kinkz & not av my own pinion ... so I can get along wiv ya all .. ok ... wel why doncha all try & get along wiv ME 4 a change? cuz my kink is airing my view ere same as every1 else & I am intitled 2 do that ... & kink or not ... I think 2 enjoy pissin on peeps is sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ... thatz wat I think .... u think itz kool .... that makes 2 views ... urs and mine .... so get along wiv me & I get along wiv u ... & don't judge me cuz I think its a sickkkkk kink .... thank u ....
While I'm not one for it, I didn't call the OP names.
The original question was about peeing in the shower.
You went FAR beyond that pointing out that the OP was a sicko.
You didn't answer the question, but instead went into a barely legible tirade of broken english, text speak and excessive punctuation.
Calling someone names or belittling their fetish, is not acceptable. (You might want to look up what kink/fetish is cause your use of the word, in a sentence, is wrong)
Welcome to the world of being an adult. We will call you on it when you act like a douche. Suck it up Princess.
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There's a lot of comedians that I love. But these guys are classic comedy.
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Dammit sprite! I was angling for chocolate as bribery. 
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Fuck me... I gotta stop giving people the benefit of the doubt. I'm constantly disappointed. 
Remember makes more sense. Carry on...
Quote by crazydiamond
Are you friends of a lushie named "Remember"?
Remember makes more sense. Carry on...
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Quote by Emerys
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Woo Hoo!
You can post photos now.Just do like I do... Ignore it and move on or look at the smiley giggley face and go with that. It could be all in good fun.
Lots of people learn lots of new things here at Lush.
Not all exposed to the many kinks of sex. But they will be... Eventually.
Speaking of learning new things...
You should ask sprite about the restraining order she has at the grocery store. She's not allowed in the produce department of the grocery store unsupervised. Or the candy section either, now that I think of it.
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Quote by old fart lafayettemister
Lol, Old Fart? You quote me on something I said 15 months ago, and call me old? Lol. Where I come from only old farts call it pop, but thanks for the laugh this morning.
I'm off to make my morning cup of coffee. Now, where did I put my walker? Oh there it is, right next to the oxygen tank. Whew, I'm exhausted. Should I take some Geritol or take a nap?
Actually LM... As you get older you need less sleep.
So what are you down to now? About 3 or 4hrs a night?
And don't forget your fibre. You need to keep regular.
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Quote by Sperminator
Fearmongering with things like death is stupid. Sure, you should also refrain from leaving the house because there is an outside chance that you will get run over by a bus.
Maybe you didn't grow up in the same era of AIDS like I did then. Or maybe I just took that seriously.
I'm very sexually active. I take precautions.
Just like stuntmen use harnesses and helmets. I make sure I use condoms. No glove... No love.
Oh... And it's not fear mongering when you watch a close friend die of AIDS.
Or watch people you know ostracized because they passed along an STD to quite a few people because of one stupid night of passion.
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Quote by Sperminator
By looking at this thread, you would think that Lush women are more prudish than the average population!
Being smart and keeping yourself safe isn't "prudish". Just saying.
And the only time I've ever had unprotected sex was with my partners. After we both had a complete physical and bloodwork done. I'm not taking any chances with my sexual health. Not when it can have huge life-changing side effects. Like death.
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I dunno. I guess I'm one of the few that finds that fucking gross.
I can hold it until I'm done in the shower. Or it's a very quick shower.
Hot water accentuates the smell of urine and it makes me want to barf.
Maybe that's just a throwback to all my years of bartending... I had to check the men's bathroom before lockup and it always had a disgusting aura of piss about it.
But then I don't like strong perfumes and the ladies bathroom always smelled like a whorehouse of perfume.
It just grosses me out.
I can hold it until I'm done in the shower. Or it's a very quick shower.
Hot water accentuates the smell of urine and it makes me want to barf.
Maybe that's just a throwback to all my years of bartending... I had to check the men's bathroom before lockup and it always had a disgusting aura of piss about it.
But then I don't like strong perfumes and the ladies bathroom always smelled like a whorehouse of perfume.
It just grosses me out.
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I can't believe I wasted a perfectly good rage on his sorry, useless, pathetic ass. I have so much more I could be angry about and for better reasons.
Like the dumb cunt that sent her kid to school with a peanut butter sandwich.
Apparently, her kids lunch is more important than the 2 kids in the class that have a deathly peanut allergy. Oh and totally ignored the "No Nut Policy" the school enforces and has enforced for at least 10 years.
Please don't get your nose out of joint, storm the school like your ass is on fire, and start yelling and screaming at the office staff when they call you to come pick up your kid from school.
Oh... So you had to leave work and travel all the way back and get him?
How about the parents of those kids?
Were you gonna explain how you endangered their kids lives over a sandwich choice if your little darling had of opened his lunch kit?
At least he had enough sense to tell the teacher he had a peanut butter sandwich.
Obviously, he got his smarts from his father. Too bad daddy didn't get custody before you soaked him for every penny and chased him off. Just so you could move in the next loser, in the long line of losers, you've been parading in and out your revolving front door for the past 2 years.
Next time use your fucking head for more than that poor excuse you have for a haircut. Cutting edge? I think not. Seriously, I can do a better job with a fucking weed whacker and hedge trimmer.
You're an ignorant twat that will always play the victim. Fuck off and grow up.
Fucking PTA... I can't wait until school is over. These fucking sows/women drive me to drink... Heavily... And before lunchtime.
Like the dumb cunt that sent her kid to school with a peanut butter sandwich.
Apparently, her kids lunch is more important than the 2 kids in the class that have a deathly peanut allergy. Oh and totally ignored the "No Nut Policy" the school enforces and has enforced for at least 10 years.
Please don't get your nose out of joint, storm the school like your ass is on fire, and start yelling and screaming at the office staff when they call you to come pick up your kid from school.
Oh... So you had to leave work and travel all the way back and get him?
How about the parents of those kids?
Were you gonna explain how you endangered their kids lives over a sandwich choice if your little darling had of opened his lunch kit?
At least he had enough sense to tell the teacher he had a peanut butter sandwich.
Obviously, he got his smarts from his father. Too bad daddy didn't get custody before you soaked him for every penny and chased him off. Just so you could move in the next loser, in the long line of losers, you've been parading in and out your revolving front door for the past 2 years.
Next time use your fucking head for more than that poor excuse you have for a haircut. Cutting edge? I think not. Seriously, I can do a better job with a fucking weed whacker and hedge trimmer.
You're an ignorant twat that will always play the victim. Fuck off and grow up.
Fucking PTA... I can't wait until school is over. These fucking sows/women drive me to drink... Heavily... And before lunchtime.
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Quote by naughtynurse
Hmmm, I'm all the way on page 17. It appears I am not likely to win this contest at all!
Don't sweat it... I'm 2 pages behind you.
If it wasn't for the last Attention Whore competition, I'd still be buried somewhere back on the 50th page or more.
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Quote by hornyirishman
Wait, What about the three sea shells? No one mentioned the sea shells!
Not everyone remembers Demolition Man... There's a lot of youngin's here. And the older ones forget stuff.
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Happy Birthday Playsit!! 
I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
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Dear Shit-for-brains,
You are, by far and large, the epitome of coward. Not only are you a passive-aggressive douchebag, you are the poorest excuse for a man, in any sense of the word.
I'd say you were spineless, but you have weaselish tendencies and the only time you grow balls is when you think I'm not expecting the punch or when you try to defend your piss-poor life decisions. Such as staying out all night drunk and pissing away your whole paycheck and expecting me to support your dope smoking addiction and not say a word.
Fuck off. I hope you rot. I'd dearly love for you to lose everything, but you have nothing to lose. You're worthless. In every sense. I wonder how it would feel to be worthless, but I have so much more than you will ever be able to destroy on me that I can't imagine it. I have my kids love. All they have for you is contempt and I never said a bad word about you in front of them. They saw it all for themselves.
So go do the world a favor and off yourself. Save the oxygen for the rest of us.
You are, by far and large, the epitome of coward. Not only are you a passive-aggressive douchebag, you are the poorest excuse for a man, in any sense of the word.
I'd say you were spineless, but you have weaselish tendencies and the only time you grow balls is when you think I'm not expecting the punch or when you try to defend your piss-poor life decisions. Such as staying out all night drunk and pissing away your whole paycheck and expecting me to support your dope smoking addiction and not say a word.
Fuck off. I hope you rot. I'd dearly love for you to lose everything, but you have nothing to lose. You're worthless. In every sense. I wonder how it would feel to be worthless, but I have so much more than you will ever be able to destroy on me that I can't imagine it. I have my kids love. All they have for you is contempt and I never said a bad word about you in front of them. They saw it all for themselves.
So go do the world a favor and off yourself. Save the oxygen for the rest of us.
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Quote by sweetaz
I simply don't care, as I look at the whole package from head to toe.
Wouldn't the whole package be from head to balls?
(Yeah, yeah... I know I'm reaching for the giggle. So shoot me)
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Quote by naughtynurse
some of us do both
I once had an 80-something year old woman come up to me, in the grocery store, while she holding a huge piece of ginger asking me "What is this used in, dearie?"
You have no idea the difficulty I had in keeping a straight face.
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Quote by trinket
May I suggest that a different root be given as an encouragement award for any future competitions?
Speaking of roots... I believe sprite had an interesting take on a little root from the grocery store.
I'm sure half of the Lush members probably giggle when they walk past the ginger... the other half fondle it.
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Quote by sprite
your ass is toast.
*Video removed by Rage Patrol*
Tabernac!! FRENCH TOAST!!
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Quote by sprite
that's it. my office. NOW! and shut the door behind you - i don't want you scaring off the newbies!
ME?!?! Scare off the newbies?!?! Pffffft...
I'll bring the ice cream to your office.
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Quote by sprite
(the cool thing about it being my rage cage? i can break the bloody rules anytime i feel like it *gives the finger to the entire population of Lush*)
She's getting pretty big for her britches... I guess that's where "Her Royal (Pain-in-the-ass) Spriteness" comes in.
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Quote by Liz
I remember this
Now I want to go play on my kids trampoline.
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I prefer a circumcised cock. For the plain and simple reason... Circumcised ones are prettier.
I've had both. I just don't like uncircumcised ones.
Just like some men don't like women that are too tall, too short, boobs too big, boobs too small, short hair, long hair, etc, etc...
So don't get your panties in a wad boys. I'm sure there's plenty of girls that like an uncircumcised cock.
I'm just not one of them.
I've had both. I just don't like uncircumcised ones.
Just like some men don't like women that are too tall, too short, boobs too big, boobs too small, short hair, long hair, etc, etc...
So don't get your panties in a wad boys. I'm sure there's plenty of girls that like an uncircumcised cock.
I'm just not one of them.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I've got no rage today.
I spoke way too fucking soon.
I should've locked the door, took the phone off the hook and crawled right back into my bed after I posted this.
I'm so fucking angry I'm sure I'm vibrating. I can feel my blood pressure going through the roof.
Every little thing is pissing me off now.
Even the people on Lush are pissing me off.
I tried to read... I got a motherfucking paper cut.
I'd go to bed but I'm so fucking agitated I can't sleep.
I'd have a glass of wine but I can't find my fucking corkscrew.
I keep taking deep breaths but I've got a fucking cold and every time I do it I cough my fucking head off.
I'm about 30 seconds away from sounding like someone with a really bad case of Tourettes.