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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by SugarBaby2013
I fucking want to know why the fuck there is only a fucking "Rage Cage" thread.
What IF your just fucking giddy and want to rant about how fucking happy you are!
Why isn't there something like the fucking "Happy Box?"
Click Here for Happiness
I've got no rage today. Just helping out.
I'll take my beating now miss sprite!
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Quote by BelleduJour
Perhap the Lush powers- that-be might consider creating a new badge for such personalities.
They did... They gave him Rank... A long time ago.
He tends to the weeds.
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Quote by 1Zratedgal
Another factor here is that the "Wife" may desire just a little attention. Not sexually but just enough interest from another man to be sure she still is attractive and "has the goods" to be desirable and sexy! She might just need validation and feels her husband might not be paying attention to her so her ego needs a little boost.
This right here.
One other thing, though. Don't read too much into it. She might just be talking.
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Am I on Candid Camera? *looks around, over my shoulder, under the bed, in the cupboards, even under the rug*
Cause I can't find a camera anywhere...
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Must you bring up the past in public? Why can't we have these fights behind closed doors?? What is it with you and causing scenes?!?!
Gosh...you ditch a girl one time, and it follows you for life.
You've been holding my teddy bear hostage. Hand him over!
OH! And my shoes... Gimme them back and all will be forgotten.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I never have my lesbian orgies under the guise of a sleepover.
That's cause you kick them out after the deed is done... And you say I have no shame.
I, at the very least, let them grab a nap before they go and continue delivering pizzas.
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I've got three cocks. But I doubt you're talking about my roosters. *sigh*
But in all seriousness... I have access to one, pretty much whenever I want. I don't need to wish.
But in all seriousness... I have access to one, pretty much whenever I want. I don't need to wish.
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After our kids were born, I got into the habit of calling my partner "Daddy".
It never really made it's way into the bedroom since we associated it with our kids and THAT just kinda wigs me out.
But I can see how it would transfer.
I'm just not that type of "cutesy" girl that could pull it off without making it creepy, at least to myself.
And I happen to prefer "Sir" anyways.
It never really made it's way into the bedroom since we associated it with our kids and THAT just kinda wigs me out.
But I can see how it would transfer.
I'm just not that type of "cutesy" girl that could pull it off without making it creepy, at least to myself.
And I happen to prefer "Sir" anyways.
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Hey, you guys should let the girls actually answer the questions in Ask the Girls first every once in awhile.
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This is a no-no... 
This is a yes...
And so is this... *Swoon*
This is a yes...
And so is this... *Swoon*
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Quote by simplyjohn
Yep ... thought I had seen it all .. this one moves to no. 1 revolting for me and dare I say of no interest to anyone here on Lush (just my personal opinion of course).
Oh sweetie... You have no idea. This ranks up there in my Top 10 but I've heard of worse things.
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Normally I don't comment in the guys section... BUT I feel your pain. I've been there.
Your husband hasn't learned how to cope with his anger. He's still acting like he's 4yrs old and a spoiled brat.
I'd say slap him upside the head and tell him to talk to you. (This worked for me... but only for a little while, then he was back to acting like a spoiled brat after awhile)
If I didn't get off he felt like he failed. And I got the cold shoulder and silent treatment. (And guys wonder why we fake it at times)
If he didn't get off, I'd surprise him with a blowjob a few hours later.
But when he'd make me feel like shit, I didn't much feel like being so kind and surprising him with a morning wake-up blowjob.
And heaven help me if I thought I could finish myself off. UGH.
Not only did I get berated for making him feel emasculated by masturbating, he'd make me feel bad for doing it instead of joining in on the fun!
It finally distanced us so much that sex was a chore that had to be done instead of the release it's supposed to be.
Good luck!
Your husband hasn't learned how to cope with his anger. He's still acting like he's 4yrs old and a spoiled brat.
I'd say slap him upside the head and tell him to talk to you. (This worked for me... but only for a little while, then he was back to acting like a spoiled brat after awhile)
If I didn't get off he felt like he failed. And I got the cold shoulder and silent treatment. (And guys wonder why we fake it at times)
If he didn't get off, I'd surprise him with a blowjob a few hours later.
But when he'd make me feel like shit, I didn't much feel like being so kind and surprising him with a morning wake-up blowjob.
And heaven help me if I thought I could finish myself off. UGH.
Not only did I get berated for making him feel emasculated by masturbating, he'd make me feel bad for doing it instead of joining in on the fun!
It finally distanced us so much that sex was a chore that had to be done instead of the release it's supposed to be.
Good luck!
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Quote by Liz
I had to Google this.
I hope it wasn't those four blokes in different coloured jumpers
It was... I think he was going way beyond cruel and unusual punishment.
I'd rather watch Barney and sing the "I love you song", hopping on one foot, while wearing a partially cooked bacon bikini.
But nooooo... Gav is a twisted sort of fellow.
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Quote by nicola
He makes an exception for you. His terms change depending on who he's talking to
He made me watch The Wiggles! Over and over and over and over again...
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In all honesty, no. That's my little secret. (No pun intended)
Some of my friends, on the other hand, won't shut up. I know more about their sex life than what I'm comfortable knowing.
And when that 50 Shades shit came out, I've heard more and more. ICK!
If they only knew there was more to life than missionary sex with the lights off.
Some of my friends, on the other hand, won't shut up. I know more about their sex life than what I'm comfortable knowing.
And when that 50 Shades shit came out, I've heard more and more. ICK!
If they only knew there was more to life than missionary sex with the lights off.
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Vodka. Or gin. Or wine. 
Actually, I tend to torment my family with some odd creation from my kitchen. I'll throw myself into making pasta from scratch or some other labour intensive dish. It usually works out for the best but I've made some real doozy's that's not palatable at all. That's when the vodka comes into play.
Actually, I tend to torment my family with some odd creation from my kitchen. I'll throw myself into making pasta from scratch or some other labour intensive dish. It usually works out for the best but I've made some real doozy's that's not palatable at all. That's when the vodka comes into play.
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Yeah. My SO. But since it's over and done with in 2-4 mins, I figure it's the least I can do. 
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Quote by sirrobertstories
That is quite an interesting point to me. I have a website called Sir Robert's Stories and play the role of Sir Robert when chatting with my visitors. "Sir Robert" addresses all the women as "Miladies" and, so far, I have only had positive responses. I understand that Milady is more appealing than Madam and, thus, you would not be offended if you were addressed as "Milady", is that so?
Your intonation and manner would decide if I liked it or not. Same goes for some overconfident, snot-nosed 18yr old brat, sneering at women, and calling them MILFs.
A little Class... not Crass, will get you more Ass.
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HAHA I'm sorry... But I had to fight my gag reflex on this posting.
Pheonix... That's kinda gross. Don't tell anyone off Lush about this thing you did. Be thankful for the anonymity.
But kudos for not going for the skidmarked panties!
Pheonix... That's kinda gross. Don't tell anyone off Lush about this thing you did. Be thankful for the anonymity.
But kudos for not going for the skidmarked panties!
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Quote by Dudealicious
Or the coach of your beloved Maple Leafs.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Would you give up your cock so you could shit?
Oh please, you know as well as I do that there's plenty of dickless wonders that constantly spew bullshit for a living.
Our Canadian Government is a prime example.
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Quote by sprite
when i first read the question, i kind of went with 'magical genie', quit honestly (ok,a not too bright magical genie). that said, Ruthie brought up the subject of the practice of female genital mutliation which is a HUGE issue in some parts of the world and a valid point to make if that was where her thoughts, and yours, went. Do i think that was intended? no. do i think that it could be construed that way? obviously, it was.
Now if we changed it so I lost a toe or a tooth and didn't have my period anymore... Well then I might seriously consider it.
(Besides... It would take care of that pesky 6th toe I've got. WIN - WIN situation all around
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When I first started reading this inane thread a few minutes ago (I had a weak moment... I'm sorry 
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The first thought I had was female mutilation/castration.
The question is a little on the warped side. And I can usually stomach and even dish out some warped shit but even this is beyond me.
You may want to rethink the question posed here. Cause in all seriousness... It's fucking weird.
)The first thought I had was female mutilation/castration.
The question is a little on the warped side. And I can usually stomach and even dish out some warped shit but even this is beyond me.
You may want to rethink the question posed here. Cause in all seriousness... It's fucking weird.