Oh... Touché
You did say Ask you anything... you never said you'd answer LOL
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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
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Ummm I think the obvious question would be...
You posted in "Ask the Guys" and titled it "ladies ask me"...
So my question is Why?
You posted in "Ask the Guys" and titled it "ladies ask me"...
So my question is Why?
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We're getting close then pumpkin!!! Today is day 13!! Whoo hoo!
Nope. Only during weekly business hours - Weekends don't count.
Its actually Day 9
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Sorry need to say it. Even if I support the whole idea of breastfeeding 100% and believe that it is the absolute best thing you can do for the health of your baby - I hated the whole milk thing. Milk is just everywhere, pillows, bras, bed sheets, puked on shirts and then cleaning the cursed breast pump every day, cleaning all the bottles - I was so happy when it was finally over.
I totally agree.
I had no breastfeeding issues when both my kids were born... but it was a chore... every 3-4hrs and then to pump extra every night so I could go to work or even get a break without having a kid attached to my breast. I did a happy dance when they graduated to sippy cups.
I'm sure its a lot of men's fantasies to have a blowjob every 3-4hrs, but after about a month or two your going to get tired of it.
Now guys, go research that and see if its true
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Lush is a learning experience...
I thought my bucket was fairly full... looks like I may need a new bucket
I thought my bucket was fairly full... looks like I may need a new bucket
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It is possible to get some 2-1 deals. But there's a catch. All special prices deals must be paid in advance of completion of job. Send me your list and I'll be happy to work out your payment plan and down payment.
There's always a catch... but I have one too!
You must wear the uniform I supply. Oh! And allow me to take pictures
Maybe I should've waited til after we worked out a payment plan before springing this on you
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Hmmm now why wouldn't you have made it back to work?...
Bad weather... we're having a wicked snowstorm here
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it...
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Since I didn't go back to work after lunch I had time to make some seafood chowder and homemade breadsticks.
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You bunch of prudes. Don't be so stingy with the pussy!
Here are my rates:
Fix a flat tire, change car battery, etc..= Lubed handjob
Fixing leaking sink, mowing the lawn, wiring electronics = Blowjob
Picking up from airport, babysitting kids so you can go out = Fuck (and no sloppy seconds)
Dinner and a movie = Anal
Is that per job completed, LM? Do you have 2-for-1 offers? Pay as you go? Interest rates?
I have a long list...
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Uh oh... there goes MY barter system.
... and I still need all those shelves put up
... and I still need all those shelves put up
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I gotta say this has been the most entertaining contest.
All the stops have been pulled out... not to mention a few other things
I've giggled and enjoyed the purely fun and shameless behaviour plus the thoughtfulness that went into it.
Bravo!!
Now aren't you exhausted? Thank heavens February is a shorter month.
I can't imagine the effort invested - I have to go take a nap after looking at everyone's profile...
All the stops have been pulled out... not to mention a few other things
I've giggled and enjoyed the purely fun and shameless behaviour plus the thoughtfulness that went into it.
Bravo!!
Now aren't you exhausted? Thank heavens February is a shorter month.
I can't imagine the effort invested - I have to go take a nap after looking at everyone's profile...
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My youngest (for some unknown reason) refers to gents bits as 'middles' - it's funny...
EG - what would you do if a stranger came up and started talking to you?
"I'd kick him in the middles and run away"
(she bloody well would too!)
Kids say the darnedest things!
When my son was born, my daughter called her baby brothers bits "kiwis"... and when he peed it was "kiwi juice"
When my son got older he christened it "Willy" (I never really understood where that came from since his father called his after a certain chocolate bar - Oh Henry)
I had a gent call my breasts Pillows. His reasoning was he could lay his head on them for hours. I've also heard Knockers, Fun Bags, Buckets, The Girls, Boulders (or Pebbles - depending on your size), Laverne & Shirley and of course TaTa's and Hooters.
I find men name their goodies the craziest things. I've heard; The Lumberjack, Big Bad John, John Thomas, Purple Headed Warrior, Whack Jack and his brothers Johnson & Johnson, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Meat Thermometer, Bowl of Fruit and the Skin Flute.
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I'm perfectly happy living in sin for the rest of my days...
BUT
I do want a ring... a nice chunk of sapphire, accented by small diamonds on a white gold or platinum band
BUT
I do want a ring... a nice chunk of sapphire, accented by small diamonds on a white gold or platinum band
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After a few years of bartending (and drinking) I've gotten into the habit of calling it "Mix" but mostly its pop, cola, soft drink and even (soda) fountain - it just depends on where you are
What drives me bonkers is when I ask for a Pepsi and they bring me a Coke... the two are NOT interchangeable
What drives me bonkers is when I ask for a Pepsi and they bring me a Coke... the two are NOT interchangeable
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I've had the great privilege of meeting quite a few famous people.
From hockey players to musicians to actors and actresses. All due to working in restaurants, bars and hotels and helping promote bands.
A few times I didn't recognize them until someone pointed it out. One time, I was told that I was serving (who I thought was a bunch of good looking, well-toned guys) the Senators Hockey Team.
Being an avid Leafs Fan and having the Leafs logo decorating the side of my vehicle just outside the window, I was kind of embarrassed when one of the guys asked me who drove it.
They all had a good laugh about when said I did and mentioned that I would of recognized them if they wore the blue and white jersey instead. Good group of guys. Very polite, they ate like fiends and tipped well. I served them quite a few times after that and even collected a couple of phone numbers. (I should've called)
Another time, I had a good friend that travelled alot and always seemed to have some sort of promotional thing going on. Anytime he was in Canada he'd call and try and weasel a dinner invite. Not that I minded. He always brought great bottle of wine with him and some great stories.
This time he said he had a friend with him and could he tag along. He was in town looking for filming locales - he was a promoter/consultant so this wasn't unusual to hear.
They made it in time for dinner and the gent he had with him looked vaguely familiar but I chalked it up as someone I'd seen with him before. Introducing himself as Matt, we all sat down for our typical Sunday dinner - Roast Beast.
Matt Dillon helped me wash dishes that night. And thats probably the coolest story I've ever had to tell.
From hockey players to musicians to actors and actresses. All due to working in restaurants, bars and hotels and helping promote bands.
A few times I didn't recognize them until someone pointed it out. One time, I was told that I was serving (who I thought was a bunch of good looking, well-toned guys) the Senators Hockey Team.
Being an avid Leafs Fan and having the Leafs logo decorating the side of my vehicle just outside the window, I was kind of embarrassed when one of the guys asked me who drove it.
They all had a good laugh about when said I did and mentioned that I would of recognized them if they wore the blue and white jersey instead. Good group of guys. Very polite, they ate like fiends and tipped well. I served them quite a few times after that and even collected a couple of phone numbers. (I should've called)
Another time, I had a good friend that travelled alot and always seemed to have some sort of promotional thing going on. Anytime he was in Canada he'd call and try and weasel a dinner invite. Not that I minded. He always brought great bottle of wine with him and some great stories.
This time he said he had a friend with him and could he tag along. He was in town looking for filming locales - he was a promoter/consultant so this wasn't unusual to hear.
They made it in time for dinner and the gent he had with him looked vaguely familiar but I chalked it up as someone I'd seen with him before. Introducing himself as Matt, we all sat down for our typical Sunday dinner - Roast Beast.
Matt Dillon helped me wash dishes that night. And thats probably the coolest story I've ever had to tell.
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Person: My dad... he would of had so much fun with my kids, like I did growing up - he died just months before my 1st child was born
Thing: I don't miss many "things" but I guess it would be my once a month mani/pedi I used to have with the girls when we lived in the same city - it was a little luxury and a chance to reconnect with friends
Place: I love the country but I really miss living in the city; seeing and teasing the old men gossiping at the coffeeshop, walking to the bakery for fresh bread, and eating lunch at the italian deli around the corner (they had the best espresso) - country living is great but if I want to have any kind of social interaction I have to drive at least a half hour to the rest of civilization
Thing: I don't miss many "things" but I guess it would be my once a month mani/pedi I used to have with the girls when we lived in the same city - it was a little luxury and a chance to reconnect with friends
Place: I love the country but I really miss living in the city; seeing and teasing the old men gossiping at the coffeeshop, walking to the bakery for fresh bread, and eating lunch at the italian deli around the corner (they had the best espresso) - country living is great but if I want to have any kind of social interaction I have to drive at least a half hour to the rest of civilization
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A elderly woman went to the doctor for a physical examination.
After which the doctor, sighed and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news... You have terminal cancer. You'd best put your affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter was sitting, waiting for her.
"Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are going well, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't going so well. I have terminal cancer. So... let's head to the bar and have a margarita."
After 3 or 4 margaritas, the two were feeling a little less somber. They had a few laughs and a few more margaritas.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, "I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?"
"Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
After which the doctor, sighed and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news... You have terminal cancer. You'd best put your affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter was sitting, waiting for her.
"Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are going well, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't going so well. I have terminal cancer. So... let's head to the bar and have a margarita."
After 3 or 4 margaritas, the two were feeling a little less somber. They had a few laughs and a few more margaritas.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, "I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?"
"Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
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I don't wear alot of revealing clothing... its too damn cold 8-9 months of the year in Canada
And in the few summer months when its warm enough, I only flash a little skin
I like to leave a little to the imagination - thats what makes the guys stare
And in the few summer months when its warm enough, I only flash a little skin
I like to leave a little to the imagination - thats what makes the guys stare
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Oh shit! This is like going into a nudist colony and telling them they HAD to wear clothes. Or telling a woman thats PMSing she can't have chocolate...
Not gonna happen... and someone's BOUND to get hurt!
Welcome to Lush
Not gonna happen... and someone's BOUND to get hurt!
Welcome to Lush
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Anyway, I probably owe thedevilsweakness another $ 10 now. *sigh*
WHOO HOO!!
And to answer the question of the OP...
Nah, I don't cam... I save that for my partner only - No matter what Dudealicious says
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All of us vanilla / rootbeer floats have sorta drifted off from the OP. Come'on folks...surely we can put our collective 'vert hats on and help a brother out.
Let's lean against the fence a bit here.
Have you seen the things sprite does with normal everyday groceries? I haven't been able to go grocery shopping since...
There's definitely some kink when she's let loose in the produce section.
I'm kinda curious to see what she does with baked goods!
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Sure sure creampie!! Now don't go getting innocent on us. We like you all nice and slutty!
Pfffft... I was a nice, quiet, innocent girl before I got to Lush
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I make a mean Banana Cream!
... um... yeah... pie, I mean
... um... yeah... pie, I mean
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I don't cam with anyone but my partner and I very rarely cyber, but I do chat.
A bit of flirting or teasing is fine, but when it gets a little heavier thats when I start to feel uncomfortable if I know they're married or in a relationship.
I don't know if they have the same understanding that my partner and I have. We don't engage in it when we're together but when he's away working for 2 weeks out of the month and the opportunity arises... then we both do it.
If the person I'm chatting with doesn't disclose their activities with their partner then they're not necessarily cheating physically but they are cheating in the emotional sense if the conversation does turn sexual and they're not honest with their partners about it.
If my partner was at home all the time and I found him in the middle of a hot cyber session with someone else I'd feel hurt and inadequate. I'm right there and he has to go online to find his release? I think something's wrong if he can't come to me to find that same release.
I think its all about honesty and putting yourself in the other person's shoes.
You know if you've crossed the line when something fun turns into something you have to hide from your partner so you don't get caught.
A bit of flirting or teasing is fine, but when it gets a little heavier thats when I start to feel uncomfortable if I know they're married or in a relationship.
I don't know if they have the same understanding that my partner and I have. We don't engage in it when we're together but when he's away working for 2 weeks out of the month and the opportunity arises... then we both do it.
If the person I'm chatting with doesn't disclose their activities with their partner then they're not necessarily cheating physically but they are cheating in the emotional sense if the conversation does turn sexual and they're not honest with their partners about it.
If my partner was at home all the time and I found him in the middle of a hot cyber session with someone else I'd feel hurt and inadequate. I'm right there and he has to go online to find his release? I think something's wrong if he can't come to me to find that same release.
I think its all about honesty and putting yourself in the other person's shoes.
You know if you've crossed the line when something fun turns into something you have to hide from your partner so you don't get caught.
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What if it was the other way around?
Would you like to find out your wife is cheating on you while your out on the road?
If you don't have an issue with this then its time to sit down and reevaluate your marriage with your wife because she might.
If you want to have more sex and start to sleep around on the sly... at least have the common decency to not bring home an STD - wear a condom.
And the answer to your question is a whole-hearted NO. I won't sleep with married men. I won't waste my time.
Would you like to find out your wife is cheating on you while your out on the road?
If you don't have an issue with this then its time to sit down and reevaluate your marriage with your wife because she might.
If you want to have more sex and start to sleep around on the sly... at least have the common decency to not bring home an STD - wear a condom.
And the answer to your question is a whole-hearted NO. I won't sleep with married men. I won't waste my time.
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I got as far as "www" on the coins before I ran out of room
This way is MUCH easier
This way is MUCH easier