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TheDevilsWeakness
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
Canada

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Strangely enough, it was a book my grandfather used to read to me as a kid. Jules Verne - Journey to the Center of the Earth.
That was the first book that painted a picture in my mind so vividly that I keep a copy close by to read at least once a year.
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I am with Devils Weakness, I want food after sex and I am even willing to make it!


I'll make it easy on you... the strawberries are in the bottom right fridge drawer and the chocolate dip needs to be warmed up for 4mins only
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There once was this girl......oh nevermind


Oh c'mon Dude... you can do soooo much better than that
What about the time you told me about your trip to somewhere and then that thing you did after
And of course you had dinner at that place... you know... with the wine!
And then the feather... or was it the chicken?
Damn... I can't remember.
Nothing fancy...
Just some leftover shrimp on some pesto penne pasta... might top it with some sauteed onions and mushrooms and some crumbled goat cheese
If I can find that wayward plum tomato in my fridge (its hiding somewhere) I'll dice it up and toss it on top, too.
I usually drink something like that with a colli albani but I overindulged last week and have none for tonight...
BUT I did make a chocolate cake...
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Thanks for all your replies,I think I better keep my feelings to myself from now on,oh and I am 100% female for those who think I'm posing as a guy,thanks for your comments anyway.


Keep posting... and share your ideas... but more than one idea is nice
People here tend to hate seeing the same type of post over and over again
What can I say - We're human...
We like variety - not the same rehashing of the same idea repeated and reworded
Not anymore. I got over that weakness after I dabbled in music for awhile, and dated a couple of wannabe musicians/losers.
One of them was actually pretty good... too bad he made a poor human being.
Jeezus Dude... your worse than a bunch of guys crashing a sorority house on a panty raid!
I'd threaten to spank you, but we all know you'd enjoy it...

Now GET OUT! This is Ask the Gals

**mutters** now I'm gonna have nightmares about Mr. Sexy Manboobs
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Hi All I understand there are makers ot them but what type is the best see first questiosn

Not for wife a very goog friend who wont buy one scared toosad( So I want to help her diecide on the best

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The best thing to do for her is to walk her into a sex shop blindfolded...
Its very liberating

Well it worked for me...
I thought the same Yahtzee... but I'll answer this one.
I don't go into crowded nightclubs, I prefer more intimate places, personally. Like a small pub or jazz club.
If I wanted a meat market I'd head to the deli.
I don't like ANYONE in my personal space UNLESS I've given them permission.
And I don't want to be "breast to breast" with any random girl, let alone a personal friend of mine.
I like men... So they would be the only one I'd be rubbing my breasts on. And certainly not out in public.
But thats just my personal preference.
Adding the "Who Can See You" up beside the online/away status at the top of the page would be great.
I sometimes forget to set mine to lurking mode when I'm writing a story or I'm busy at work and I don't feel like chatting.
Putting it there would make it more convienent for me... but I'm not sure how convienent it would be for you.
Thanks!
Where's the option for "Make food"?

Someone has to make me a sandwich? Although, I'll settle for chocolate...
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What do you listen to? Gays Serenade????


What do you consider "Gay Serenades"?
I figure in the year 2011 people shouldn't have to worry about being judged.
ESPECIALLY on Lush. Where everyone is welcome.
If thats your brand of humor... please take it elsewhere.
Its offensive.
Ahhh but the memories created by certain songs will live on forever... or until you replace them with new ones
I still get a little weak in the knees when I hear a certain song...
it was just that great
Nothing major? I don't know, but I would call that kinda major if he cheats. Drunk or not.
Getting drunk takes effect gradually, unless you're trying to drown in a barrel of beer and a bucket of tequila.
You know damn well whats going on around you as the evening progresses.
So unless he or she walks up and says "Hey baby... Wanna fuck?" at the end of the evening when he's hammered, then no... He's cheating.
I expect a bit of begging and grovelling and jewelry couldn't hurt either...
I've had a few actually...
1970 Pontiac Lemans (a work in progress - just bought it 2yrs ago)
1975 Ford Mustang (still have it)
1980 Chevy Scottsdale
1986 Mazda RX7 (loved that car - I miss it)
1986 Ford Mustang (junk car... just for winter driving)
1989 Ford F150
1993 Ford Ranger XLT (ahhh the memories... )
2002 Ford Ranger Sport 4x4 (such a pretty little truck - it brought out my inner redneck - big wheels, lots of chrome and painted bright yellow and usually covered in mud)
2009 Hyundai Sonata

and I still have 3 of them biggrin
Its called ENDORPHINS...

And yeah, I'm sweaty and smelly and a bit tired, but I'm usually pretty amped up after...
There is nothing like someone joining me in the shower to "wash" my back for me
Which then continues to the bedroom...

A girl needs to work all the kinks out of her leg muscles somehow
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Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.


So now we know where to find CG if we ever blindfold her, spin her around and put her in the closet.... oh wait... thats someone else's fantasy
Sorry Dude
Nevermind...
Poor Dolly Parton. Her big hair, big nails, big heels and big boobs. Is she "fake", too? And who cares IF she is?
I don't like that word at all. I find it demeaning to someone that wants to enhance what nature forgot to bless them with.
If I want to make my boobs bigger, I'm going to research it and find someone to do the job that will make them look as natural as possible.
And if I meet someone that doesn't like my implants... Well the door is to the right. Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
Ahhh... The Beast. 1980 Chevy Scottsdale half-ton truck. It was my grandfathers and I loved that truck.
He left it to me when he passed away. Unfortunately, I was 7. I had to wait another 9yrs before I could drive it legally.
I had it for another 10yrs until some punk made an illegal left turn, right into my front quarter panel and bent the frame into the wheel well.

The first vehicle I bought was a 1975 Mustang II. I call it The Smurf. Its factory blue with a white leather interior.
My dad turned me into a grease monkey that summer to fix it up. We had to rebuild the engine.
He told me a girl should know how to fix it or at least know whats wrong with it so I wouldn't get swindled at a garage.
My dad is gone now but I still have that car and the memories.
I'm with CG. I like a dominant lover, BUT I want a considerate one.
I don't mind having my boundaries pushed, but if I hesitate at all you had better pick up on it.
What you may call degrading may not be for them. Its all a matter of perspective.
They may find it a turn on since you asked it of them and they want to please you.
That in itself can be the most erotic of all.
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
But I think you should go to school and get a real job instead of pandering your used panties off for cash.
The idea is kind of gross, since no one REALLY knows who's wearing them to begin with.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
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Geez you guys are RUTHLESS.


You have NO idea how thankful you should be that the rest of us didn't show up
I don't want to be sleeping with a gorilla. When I can "pet" your chest its a turnoff.

A bit of chest hair is fine but when it starts to look like you've skinned an animal - no thanks!

And trim the boys... I keep it clean for you 'cause spitting out hair caught in your teeth is NOT sexy at all or you're not getting any love from me.
Be careful... DON'T get emotionally attached to this guy... use protection.
Some of these sleazeballs will take whatever they can get from you, so turn the tables on him.
It sounds like he wants someone to worship him, since his wife won't. Don't do it.
Make him beg. Make him come looking for you. Don't always be available when he calls.
If you don't like the thought of being the other woman, don't be.
Be the woman he wishes he had and walk away.
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have a day during which all the women aggressively harass the guys


I vote for Dec 2nd
I did a few times. I came to Lush to write stories, not cyber.
I don't go in the chatrooms, because of that reason.
Some of the guys think because of the stories I write that thats their opening to be a complete douchebag.
After the first few "I want your ass" and "You make me so horny" I quit answering them.
Some of the mail I'd get were interesting, but I ignored them too.
It's the ones that would try to make you feel guilty for not answering them though that really pissed me off.
I'm not here to be manipulated or pressured into talking with someone that won't take the time to have a conversation.
Its a one way ticket to getting blocked and never being spoken to again.