I've always been tall and skinny. I think Mommy Long Legs was the nicest name I was called. When I got older, they got meaner...
I was told by guys, fucking me would be like fucking a rake or a twig or a clothes hanger and I'd probably snap in half.
The girls were worse tho. They used to ask me, every day, how many times I barfed.
Anorexic, Bulemic, Barf Bag Princess, Chew and Spew, all kinds of mean things.
It got to the point the guidance counsellors and school nurse got involved and tried to send me off for counselling and therapy at a mental institution for my "eating disorder"
A person's weight should never matter - big or small - calling them fat OR skinny is hurtful
Love is blind so any "signs" could be very easily written off.
I'd like to say I'd be accepting, if it hasn't been that long I was seeing them
But on the other hand I'd probably be hurt... the amount of time I've invested in the relationship would probably equal the amount of hurt or betrayal I felt
Especially if it comes as a total surprise.
Easy answer... I don't fancy picking up an STD or getting beaten by some asshole that thinks he can put his hands on me cause he paid for my services
Besides not all gentlemens clubs are that bad to work for... I even stayed friends with some of the clientele that came in to see me dance
A truly great kiss is a combination of many things
I think its where you lose your breath as they move in...
A light parting of lips... A flick of tongue...
Hands holding your head and chin like they don't want to lose you or they need to stay grounded
A total possession of your senses and your only focus is how you feel at that moment
I don't think I could ever be a Cougar.
I do enjoy living vicariously through a couple of friends that have labelled themselves "Cougars" and watch them go out on the prowl. And I have even played "wingwoman" a couple of times.
BUT I don't want to be a teacher. I'd much rather be taught. (school girl uniform available upon request)
An older man tends to have a bit more finesse and discretion and more importantly... experience.
Now I'm not saying never say never...
IF (and thats a BIG if) a younger man can stimulate my mind AND my body... he could possibly change my mind
Rosie O'Donnell said it best in "Exit to Eden"
"You want to fulfill my fantasy? Go paint my house."
... punctuation has its points too
I have never found a date at one of my family reunions, nor wanted to!
Nor have I found the dog, sheep, horse, etc at all attractive (this ALSO includes chickens)
Some things belong in the toilet and nowhere else
And children... well I like to think there's a special hell for ppl that destroy the life of a child or get off on it
Don't beat me, cut me or burn me... I don't think the hospital emergency room is sexy at all (UNLESS you want to play Dr)
But a couple of bruises because things got a little wild is not out of the question ;)
I love to read... and can usually find something good about a book...
BUT I think the most overrated author is JD Salinger - "Catcher in the Rye"
I'm not a huge fan of Stephen King either
Is this just one person? Or just one night?
Because I can't pick just one... but the first week might be off to a helluva start ;)
Monday could be... Hmmmm **Ponders the possibilities**
Sorry... my inner bitch reared up there.
My only excuse is not enough coffee.
But seriously? Go see a guidance counsellor in your school. Thats what they're trained for.
Uhhh Junior in High School?? What the hell are you doing on an 18yrs and over site... there's no way your old enough to be here
Go play on ... this site isn't for minors
I've dated all kinds of stupid and all kinds of smart...
The smart ones can be mean, dumb and tactless and the stupid ones can have flashes of brilliance and treat you like a princess
There has to be something more to make me want to connect with them than a hot body or a brilliant mind
I find confidence and trust to be the sexiest traits of all... regardless of looks or smarts
Besides... no one's ever heard an idiot say they're stupid... as far as they know they're the smartest people you'll ever meet
Missionary... 16yrs old... with my high school sweetheart... both of us virgins.
Awkward and clumsy but it got better as time went on and we learned to laugh about it.
Not sure if we'd still be together or not... I lost him in a fatal car accident 6months later.
I never had sex again til I was 21.
My parents tried to give me a name I could aspire to... my friends knew me better
What my Parents named me - Angel
What my Friends nicknamed me - The Devils Weakness
If I ever find my halo... I'm turning it into an ankle bracelet
