I've been thinking of getting "LUSHIE" tattooed on my ass since I joined
so if you happen to peep in on public washrooms or have the rare delight of me mooning you, then you'll know its me...
(I was going to go with just "LUSH" but then I thought people might think I liked my wine a lot)
Yikes... TYPE? a small brick... flip phone... damn near indestructable
my phone will take a picture if I can find the lens (duct tape holds the battery cover on)
maybe send a text if I can remember what letters go with what numbers (they've been rubbed off)
I might make 1 phone call every 2 days if I'm lucky... and thats to check my messages
I've replaced the battery in it twice in about 6yrs and my provider is BEGGING me to upgrade so they can charge me more and get me to sign a contract
I've thrown it out of a moving car window... dropped it down stairs... dropped it in a puddle... almost ran over it cause it fell out of my pocket and it still survives
I don't remember the make or model of it... but it still lives... til it finally dies or falls apart I'll stick with it
I need you NOW... works everytime ;)
You need to know your limits before letting a guy back there. Try fingers, or a vibe, or a dildo first.
You should also want to do this because YOU want to do this. Don't try anal if you're being pressured into it by a guy.
If he really wants it that bad make him try it first, then he'll know what your going through and will be A LOT gentler.
If your still going to try anal, try lying on your side in the spooning position with him. Its the least painful position I've found so far.
And I can't say this enough... LUBE... Lots and Lots of LUBE
The only other thing I can think of is... you need to trust your partner
Anal sex is fantastic when done properly and by a partner thats careful with you...
Remember to relax and have fun and enjoy yourself... its not for everyone but I've always loved it
There's something to be said about a nice long slow sensual fuck... they're the best orgasms
But there's also nothing better for a girls ego as a guy that can't control himself, that HAS to have you RIGHT NOW and isn't afraid to rip some clothes off of you to get it
It's your bar of soap and you can wash it as fast as you want to...
Do you mind if I watch? ;)
Helluva turn on
Nope... not a chance... I come to relax and enjoy myself on Lush... not to be pressured to meet up with anyone.
That being said tho... if I became comfortable enough with someone I may meet them for a meal or a drink.
There are many "truths"... I found this one to be the best...
"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3X the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A womans heart beats faster then a mans.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb."
HAHA NICE... I used to have a problem with dyslexia til I started reading in the mirror ;)
But I'll go with the last letter in your BACON BITS
Shredded Carrot
April Fools Day is my favorite day of the year...
I usually start planning a week before the big day
Sometimes its elaborate... sometimes its simple
I try really hard to make sure I don't hurt anything but their pride
And everyone has a good laugh
But I prefer staples over dental floss... top sheet stapled to the bottom sheet til the victim is cocooned ;)
John Cougar Mellencamp and the original One Bourban, One Scotch, One Beer by John Lee Hooker
My boyfriend was actually the one that turned me onto this...
I'm one of those girls - don't touch, don't look or even think at me when having my period
I feel icky, gross and bloated and I want to curl up and die somewhere for the first few days when I get mine
Who knew how much it helped with the cramping!
LOL the mood swings were still vicious but he'd herd me into the shower when I'd get really bad and we'd both come out smiling, clean and satisfied
We never bother with towels on the bed... we just go straight to the shower
But I have had other bf's in the past that wouldn't touch me with a 10ft pole when I had my period... they treated me like I had the plague
... but then these are the same goofy bastards that wouldn't try anal sex either so its no surprise
Its the people involved that made it fun... the first time I tried it I loved it... both of them were VERY attentive to me and my needs.
Another time I did it with 2 different guys and I did not enjoy myself at all... They thought I was their own personal party favor.
Bad sex is a terrible waste of time... Bad sex with 2 people is a nightmare.
Yes, I've watched porn and had sex... the movie got ignored after the first 10mins.
We had much more fun making our own and watching them.
I love my collection of corsets and stilettos. Makes me feel sexy when I wear them.
I wear them for my honey when we go out on the weekends. He can't wait til we get home so he can get them off of me.
