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TheUprightMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 65
0 miles · Minneapolis
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'tis himself!
I'm going to go with overdressed. Underdressed, I feel like a slob, and disrespectful. Overdressed, I feel like a gentleman.
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Those misnamed "boy shorts." Lacy, sheer, plain, whatever. Thongs just look uncomfortable, but shorts?
*fans self*
*fans self*
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A new sexy friend I made on a Facebook group. I know that sounds really pathetic, but sometimes these things do turn into actual friendships.
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Just about average; 6". On a good day, with the right partner(s), maybe 6.5.
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Joshua Abraham Norton (c. 1818[2] – January 8, 1880), known as Emperor Norton, was a citizen of San Francisco, California who in 1859 proclaimed himself "Norton I, Emperor of the United States" and subsequently "Protector of Mexico."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented.
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Mine is really me.
Or is it???
I've actually thought of putting something else up, in case someone I know finds it. OTOH, if they find it, that means they were on the site, so they're unlikely to be able to hold that against me. Plus, I'm male, and not that good-looking or interesting, so I don't worry about being stalked.
Or is it???
I've actually thought of putting something else up, in case someone I know finds it. OTOH, if they find it, that means they were on the site, so they're unlikely to be able to hold that against me. Plus, I'm male, and not that good-looking or interesting, so I don't worry about being stalked.
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Quote by Attari
hi all
i have never had anal sex with a girl, any advice how to convince them to do it?
Be open (no pun intended) to her doing it to you, too, if she wants. That's why I've never asked a lover for anal; I don't feel I can ask that if I don't want to receive it myself.
Now, if a lover asked for it, that would be different.
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Quote by patokl
I never demanded or asked for a blowjob. The few times I received one, I didn't like it. They happened because my partner somehow thought it was a mandatory part of sex. It was clear that they did it to please me, but that they weren't comfortable doing it. For me that's a moodkiller. Sex should be fun for both, those blowjobs weren't. I can't say I don't like blowjobs, but I haven't had one I liked yet.
I had an occasional lover who said confidently that no woman likes giving blowjobs. I found that doubtful, but didn't argue. I checked with other lovers and ex-lovers, and found that she was wrong; plenty of women actively enjoy giving blowjobs, just as plenty of men love licking pussy.
So hang in there; when you find a lover who enjoys it, you'll enjoy it too. In the meantime, tell your partner up front that you're perfectly happy to do other things, and that you only want her to go down on you if she actively enjoys it. You'll end up with either a grateful partner or an enthusiastic blowjob; win-win!
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Quote by 8ox8
I have been thinking about getting slapped (hard) while having sex and the thought really turns me on. I am not sure that i would willingly admit it to anyoue though.
How would you react if a girl asked you to hit her during sex?
Huh. Interesting question.
It's certainly not something I've ever fantasized about, so it wouldn't be a turn-on for me. I could try it, but I would be uncomfortable, at least initially. I'd have to be sure what I was doing was what she wanted, so I'd almost certainly err on the side of caution and work my way up to where she wanted, because otherwise I'd be afraid of overdoing it. I'd want it to be the sensual experience she's looking for, not an interruption or a reason for her to be angry, hurt, or afraid of me.
I don't see this as a moral question, since it's something she wants. It's certainly not something I'd initiate on my own, and I can't imagine how it would increase my arousal, except in the sense that I generally want my partner to enjoy what we're doing as much as possible.
I hope you find a lover who makes you comfortable enough that you can ask.
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My mind boggles at how many pictures I see of women without a panty to be seen, or wearing jeans, or what appear to be just random sexypics. Not that I have anything against that (quite the contrary), but it just seems odd to visit a thread and post a picture that's not relevant to the thread.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled perversions...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled perversions...
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
For me, I used to think I would, but once it happened...I tried to forgive but my pride would not let me let it go for a long time.
Hmmm... "Cheating." That's such a loaded term.
Do I get upset if my wife has sex with her friends? Nope. She has a couple of other regular bed-buddies, and the occasional fling. We are open with one another about that sort of thing (not so much in "then I licked..." but in the "hey, any reason I can't spend the evening at so-and-so's?") because polyamorous relationships really require honesty if they're going to work. Not to mention logistics...
If, for some inexplicable reason, she started some kind of relationship and didn't tell me, I would be worried. We did go through a patch where I started to feel that her BF was becoming more central than I was, and I felt very threatened by that. Fortunately for both of us, he turned out to be a dickhead and she broke up with him. I think that time was as close to "cheating" as I ever experienced; I don't care who she has sex with (assuming normal caveats about disease, etc.), but the emotional connection there felt very threatening to our marriage, and I did. not. like. it. one. bit.
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Quote by Shoot
Well I was just thinking and its always something interesting to read about. What do you fella's consider a girl, a slut after however many sexual partners shes had..? Would you Marry a girl if shes slept with 20-30 men?
And how many women have you slept with? Lets be honest.
Shoot
A woman is a slut if she wants to call herself one, the same way (some) lesbians have reclaimed " " and wear the term proudly. I don't call anyone a slut in the conventional, demeaning sense that it's usually used, because I don't judge people by the number of sex partners they've had. For those who do, "slut" is (often unconsciously) defined as "someone who likes sex, is unashamed of liking sex, and gets more sex than I do, goddammit!"
I did marry someone who has slept with (let's be honest, fucked) more than 30 men. Didn't give that a second thought.
For myself? I've had sex with somewhere north of thirty women, and am working on raising that number. In the right company (not family, coworkers, or "conventional" friends), I call myself a slut.
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Quote by Smoocher
...and yet if the gender roles are reversed, men *still* get the blame.
Not from me. I work very hard to keep my sexism to an irreducible minimum, and I think what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
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By myself, under five minutes, usually. With a partner (especially my Lovely Wife), it can be almost that fast, or it can go on for a very long time if I don't get _just_ the right stimulation for the right duration. Unfortunately, it's not always easy to get both of those, so sometimes it doesn't happen at all before I run out of energy. There was this foursome where that happened; it was late at night and I was tired already, and we kept switching things around. Delightful, but no orgasm. Most fun I've ever had without an orgasm.
/oversharing
/digression
/oversharing
/digression
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Sisters (separately)
A married woman whose husband only gave her sex a couple of times a year (literally) and was an utter dick the rest of the time. I took her out to a secluded spot in the woods and did my best to make her forget him for a while. Normally, I'm opposed to cheating, but this had become a marriage in name only, and a man who refuses to touch, cuddle with, or otherwise satisfy his wife doesn't have much cause for complaint if she looks elsewhere.
A married woman whose husband only gave her sex a couple of times a year (literally) and was an utter dick the rest of the time. I took her out to a secluded spot in the woods and did my best to make her forget him for a while. Normally, I'm opposed to cheating, but this had become a marriage in name only, and a man who refuses to touch, cuddle with, or otherwise satisfy his wife doesn't have much cause for complaint if she looks elsewhere.
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_*sigh*_
When I was younger, it happened a couple of times. Last year, I was surprised to find myself barebacking a lady I had met just that day. For assorted reasons, we decided to trust one another regarding pregnancy (she can't) and diseases, and went at it. It was a delightful experience, although we got rained out. Most fun I'd ever had without coming.
I'd like to have a rematch, but doubt we'll go bareback next time. It's just too risky. That one time, I was thinking with my hormones.
'scuse me; I'll be in my bunk...
When I was younger, it happened a couple of times. Last year, I was surprised to find myself barebacking a lady I had met just that day. For assorted reasons, we decided to trust one another regarding pregnancy (she can't) and diseases, and went at it. It was a delightful experience, although we got rained out. Most fun I'd ever had without coming.
I'd like to have a rematch, but doubt we'll go bareback next time. It's just too risky. That one time, I was thinking with my hormones.
'scuse me; I'll be in my bunk...
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My Utilikilt.
Good ventilation in hot weather.
Big pockets for all my stuff.
For once, I'm making a fashion statement that _isn't_ "Jesus, cover that up!"
Last, but by no means least...
Easy. Access.
Good ventilation in hot weather.
Big pockets for all my stuff.
For once, I'm making a fashion statement that _isn't_ "Jesus, cover that up!"
Last, but by no means least...
Easy. Access.
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Quote by Guest
Just wondered how many people would or have met others from here for sex?
I have not, but there are several I probably would, given the opportunity.
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Quote by Metilda
I wish it was possible to bottle this positive pro-pregnancy energy up and inject it into the body of every pregnant woman who only sees the negatives and feels unsexy and fat.
Well, here's another portion. I had lovely sex with my wife while she was pregnant, and find pregnant women no less arousing than their non-pregnant counterparts. Hmmm... Now I"m thinking I should do a Google search for "pregnant sex."
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Yes, but not nearly often enough.
However, I think I will now go through this thread looking for possible partners
However, I think I will now go through this thread looking for possible partners
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Quote by Ace1047
A little background: I was TAing for a (creative) writing class and somebody (a straight white male) chose to write from the perspective of a trans lesbian (is that the right term? Male became female and was a lesbian after becoming female.) Student got a TON of flack for writing from the perspective, on the grounds that there was no way he could understand that position and therefore should not even consider writing from it. As I was reading it, I did not have a problem particularly with writing from an alternate perspective, however the writing was garbage, just not fun to read poorly written et cetera. But it got me thinking, what is the social acceptability of writing something like that. Not even necessarily as different as that, but say a straight male writing from the perspective of a gay male or straight female et cetera. Is it socially acceptable to do this? If it is, can it be done well? I mean obviously it can be done well, plenty of pros write from first person perspectives not their own in experiences that are not their own. I'm not 100% sure what exactly I'm asking there but any feedback would be helpful, both for the roughly 600 drafts I'm considering submitting to this site, TAing and the future in general.
I believe it should be socially acceptable to write from other points of view, especially if one wants to stretch oneself as a writer. Both the stories I've posted here are from a female POV, and both have received positive comments. Admittedly, this hasn't been all that difficult because I'm writing women who are substantially the female equivalent of me; heterosexual, lusty, well-educated, etc. If I start writing black transwomen, well, I don't expect to do so well.
But that kind of stretch is what a writing workshop is for, so I think your student should get kudos for trying, even if he failed. That's a classic "learning opportunity." Was his other writing as bad as this piece? That should give some indication of whether he's just not a great writer (at this point, anyhow), or if he had over-stretched himself with this attempt.
Incidentally, there's a difference between "flack" and "flak."
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Let's say that you met a woman and were quickly considering that she might be "the one" that you'd like to marry, settle down with, bring home to mom, and/or have children with.
Are there things in a woman's sexual history that would be a deal-breaker for you... or if not, would there be things that you'd rather not know or have her tell you?
In the realm of fantasy, porn, and imagination, a highly sexed, wildly-adventurous woman is a turn-on.
But what if you found out she'd been involved in more extreme sex experiences than you were used to - for example - gangbangs, bukkakes, double-penetration group sex, still enjoyed having sex with women, was involved in porn or online sex sites for pay as a performer, model or webcam girl, was a stripper at one point, worked in prostitution/escorting or was into maybe into certain fetishes that you weren't interested in.
If you found out early on in the relationship, would any of these factors dissuade you from considering her as a life-partner?
Be honest!
Nope. Seriously, just no.
I won't go into the details of my wife's sex life, but she was a long way from a virgin when we met, and further when we got engaged. Nothing about it made me think twice. Admittedly, she has not done a fair few of the things you list, but I don't think any of those would have slowed me down, either; she's the love of my life. IF she'd tortured someone to death or had , I'd have sadly had to reconsider. Fortunately, neither of those was an issue.
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Quote by nonnibe
having sex in public just adds to the excitement.
have you ever been busted? if so, what was it like?
In my teens I got busted, but I was by myself. I accidentally didn't properly lock the door to the public restroom. Dude opened the door, saw me with my dick in my hand, closed the door instantly, and that was the end of it.
Very embarrassing. Fortunately, it wasn't anyone who knew me.
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I generally don't like the studio stuff; the absurdly long nails, fake noises, and some of the stupid tropes like spitting or obligatory cumshots are all turnoffs for me. The one exception I've really enjoyed is the movie "Pirates." A million-dollar budget, fantastic locations, actual acting, and some really funny elements of poking fun at the industry. Strongly recommended.
I like amateur stuff because it feels like something I might (hope to) participate in, and because they generally look like they're enjoying what they're doing. I don't know if we're allowed to mention preferred sites here, so I'll skip that. I like there to be at least as many women as men, or at least that the ratio not move too far into more men than women; I'm boringly heterosexual. Bukkake and gangbangs, for example, really do nothing for me. Likewise, because I wouldn't enjoy it, pain, body wastes, animals etc. are all turn-offs for me. Oh, if a lady wanted me to spank her or something, I'd do my best to please, but I don't seek that kind of thing out. Coercion, implied or explicit, is right out.
Hetero MF+ is my preference, whether 1X1 or in larger groups. Girl-girl is pretty, but not as much fun as MF+. Masturbation can be nice to watch, and I do get a thrill out of voyeur videos; not so much the "I hid a camera in the ceiling," since there's a reasonable expectation of privacy there, but the "didn't find quite a sufficiently secluded beach / field / clearing / roof / etc. as you thought." Sex outdoors in general makes for wonderful movies, in fact.
Harmful? Only in that it takes up time I should be spending sleeping, and may exercise my right arm more than my left. Well, that and the thick layer of callus on my penis...
I like amateur stuff because it feels like something I might (hope to) participate in, and because they generally look like they're enjoying what they're doing. I don't know if we're allowed to mention preferred sites here, so I'll skip that. I like there to be at least as many women as men, or at least that the ratio not move too far into more men than women; I'm boringly heterosexual. Bukkake and gangbangs, for example, really do nothing for me. Likewise, because I wouldn't enjoy it, pain, body wastes, animals etc. are all turn-offs for me. Oh, if a lady wanted me to spank her or something, I'd do my best to please, but I don't seek that kind of thing out. Coercion, implied or explicit, is right out.
Hetero MF+ is my preference, whether 1X1 or in larger groups. Girl-girl is pretty, but not as much fun as MF+. Masturbation can be nice to watch, and I do get a thrill out of voyeur videos; not so much the "I hid a camera in the ceiling," since there's a reasonable expectation of privacy there, but the "didn't find quite a sufficiently secluded beach / field / clearing / roof / etc. as you thought." Sex outdoors in general makes for wonderful movies, in fact.
Harmful? Only in that it takes up time I should be spending sleeping, and may exercise my right arm more than my left. Well, that and the thick layer of callus on my penis...
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The dishwasher...
Which, sadly, is the mechanical type, not some scantily-clad redhead singing Gypsy love songs for me.
Which, sadly, is the mechanical type, not some scantily-clad redhead singing Gypsy love songs for me.
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Absolutely. I've done both MFM and FMF, and while FMF is preferable, I'm perfectly happy to go MFM as long as the focus is on her. I'm so straight it's funny, so I"m not interested in the other guy.