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TheUprightMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 65
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Quote by MrAvg
I was wondering if any of the men here still skinny dip? Either alone or with your partner.
Do any of the men or women skinny dip as couples?
I enjoy skinny dipping in out pool, we live in a house on very secluded property.
My wife rarely will join me unless it it totally dark and a very warm night.
Once and a great while some of my male friends will skinny dip with me after some hard work.
When younger we did have a party where 5 couples who were all long time friends swam nude, that is not common.
The question simply is, do you like to swim in the nude?
Only way to go! Logistically, not often possible, but when we attend clothing-optional events, we go with the skinny-dip option.
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As a rule, daily or close to it. However, I've been refraining for the last week or so. I got invited to a friend's gangbang birthday party, and I want to be sure I'm all ready to perform for her.
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Quote by Elling50
Living a straight monogamous life myself, I am a bit intrigued with open marriages, and I have learned to not be judgmental of different ways to have your sex life. As long as nobody is hurt, it is ok by me.
I think cheating is hurtful. If you have sex with someone who is married or in a stable relationship, do you have an obligation to make sure that their SO is ok with it? Or is that completely the responsibility of your sex partner?
My standard is "fully-informed, competent, consenting adults." If all parties are not fully-informed, including relevant spouses (spice?), then it's generally not ethical. I have broken that rule once or twice, but generally only in very special cases. There was one lass whose husband had not touched her for two years, and she'd had to literally beg for sex for the preceding five or so. I figured he didn't want her, which is OK, but then he was denying her sex, which is not, so it's legit for her to get it elsewhere.
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Skimpy is delightful, but I'm also a huge fan of shorts for some reason.
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This afternoon around 2:30. I'd been holding off for a week or so in the hopes of getting together with a very sexy friend, but that's not going to happen for another ten days or so, and I'm not going orgasm-less for that long.
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Quote by MyssTemptress
Give him better access ;)
I like the way you think! Most of the ladies here seem to be of similar outlook. My sneak-peeking days are behind me, for the most part, largely due to lack of opportunity. When I worked retail, on the other hand...
I wear a kilt (in the traditional style, of course), but have not yet had anyone--male or female--try to peek under it. Well, not that I'm aware of.
I did have a gentleman at Pride once ask me if I was wearing it in the traditional style. I'm not attracted to men, but since I knew it would give him a kick, I did flip it up to let him see.
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Quote by greysgirl87
Just curious. Are all men inclined to want to try anal sex or is that too much of a fantasy?
I'm curious, but until I have a partner who offers, I'm disinclined to ask, because I have no interest in being on the receiving end. Just as I think it's rude to ask for oral if one's not going to reciprocate, I don't feel I can ask a partner to do something I don't want to do (receive anal).
That said, if a lady were to say "hey, wanna put your cock in my ass?" I will not refuse.
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Quote by DanielleX
Feedback. As in the loud whining noise you hear when someone's on the radio and they go too near their radio with their telephone, or whatever.
So last week I was at my folk's house and it happened on a phone in on Radio Five Live. My Dad explained to me what did it, but even when he'd told me, I was none the wiser!
Anyone got any personal examples? And if anyone can explain what feedback is in laymen's terms...
I think your original question has already been answered, but here's something I still can't understand: how a sewing machine works. As far as I can tell, it's impossible. Possibly black magic.
For example, if you look at this animation
The thread goes both behind and in front of the spool. So, is it just held aloft by sorcery or something? I mean, it can't be some kind of super-high-tech electromagnetic technology that holds it in midair, because sewing machines have been around for an awfully long time.
Similarly, what's moving that rotating hook that catches the thread? As far as I can tell, it can't be attached to anything or it won't work.
WTF???
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I am inclined to believe that we get what we believe. Christians go to Heaven, Buddhists reincarnate until they achieve Nirvana, atheists just die, etc. Agnostics, I'm not sure.
For myself, I'm hoping for a nice rest in the Summerland, where I may be reunited for a time with my beloveds who have gone before, then reincarnate for another trip on this amazing planet.
For myself, I'm hoping for a nice rest in the Summerland, where I may be reunited for a time with my beloveds who have gone before, then reincarnate for another trip on this amazing planet.
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
It's not really my personality to be rough. I once dated a woman who liked things rougher, "call me your little fuck slut and slap my tits!" kind of thing. I tried, but it was so out of character we both just ended up giggling, and it pretty much killed the mood.
Yeah, I would have a hard time faking that for my partner. I'm naturally of a cooperative bent during sex, so to take that much control, and then add in some violence ... I dunno if I could do that. But if a lover asked me, I'd try.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Cotton bikinis for comfort. Thongs for looks under clothes (no panty-lines). Lacy boy shorts if I'm seen in nothing but panties.
I don't understand the obsession some men have with thongs. They just look uncomfortable to me. Those misnamed "boy" shorts, on the other hand, are the sexiest thing e-v-a-r.
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In some ways, yes. Predictably, in others, no. I never wanted or intended to live anywhere but my beloved Massachusetts, and the career is something that came upon me after years of aimless jobs. OTOH, I have a remarkable wife and an incredible daughter, which is kind of how I expected to go (although we had planned for two children). We own a house, which I had always intended to do, although I never imagined living in a city when I was younger.
So, like a lot of people here, "yes and no."
So, like a lot of people here, "yes and no."
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Quote by MercyB
If you're not afraid, post a pic of yourself. Let's put a face to the name. BTW the pic in my signature is all me.
And right lovely you are, too!
My avatar is me. In the unlikely event any of you ladies want more, IM me...
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Quote by Java
Carla Bruni, I believe. I wish people would put names on these.
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I do Business Continuity Planning. My main job is for a major bank, but I'm also available for consulting. Does your employer have a Business Continuity Plan?
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Nope. I've had lovers try (Hel, I've had lovers *insist*), but nothin'. Mildly painful; not remotely erotic.
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I don't believe I knew the lady, but I'm sorry for your loss. Having lost dear ones both suddenly and over time, I'm still not sure which is worse, but both are terrible. My sincere condolences.
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Quote by KristenO
i hate having to choose just one, but if i have to, i'd go with doggie. besides him being able to get nice and deep, there's so much he can do with his hands: he can grab my hips and pull me to him, he can spank me, he can pull my hair, or he can reach around to grab my tits!
I love that one for the view, as well, and the fact that it's one of the few positions where both partners can move. Vigorously!
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Does wearing my kilt in the approved traditional fashion count?
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Quote by MyssTemptress
LOVE MY SEXY LACE PANTIES WITH GARTER BELTS
I hope that's you in the picture, because if it is you're utterly rocking that lingerie!
Just wanted to say that...
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
The glory days of porn are over and have been since the early 80's. We will never again see the likes of films such as The Opening Of Misty Beethoven, Devil in Miss Jones, Behind the Green Door, Insatiable. All of these were made on film in the 70's. Insatiable was 1980.
These are quality porn films that had real porn actors delivering from a script and not simply acting for the camera. Actors such as John Leslie, Jessie St. James, Marilyn Chambers, Paul Thomas. All attractive people. Directors such as Alex De Renzy (always quality) just amazing talents who gave it their all. These days it's a quick fix, for instant gratification. Terrible acting to go with the scripts. Ever since the advent of VCR's (remember them?), creating film was gone and shooting on tape with it's bad quality was less expensive and the way to go. So, the art / porn houses have folded and the talent has completely deteriorated. What can be done to make porn better? Nothing.
I don't watch much professionally-made porn--I infinitely prefer amateur porn--but my wife and I did really enjoy the movie "Pirates." Yes, it had some of the stupid popular tropes, but it had a million-dollar budget, actual acting, and some beautifully self-referential humor. I can't recommend it too hard.
My thoughts of what would make porn better, off the top of my cranium:
Fewer fake moans
Fewer close-ups; I want to watch people fucking, not organs fucking
More "real" bodies (including a shortage of six-inch fingernails and four-inch eyelashes)
More plausible plots; as others have said, please do mine Lush for plots. Or take a novel and include all the stated or implied sex, but keep the plot
Fewer cumshots, if any. I don't need to actually see a guy coming; every time some moron pulls out of a perfectly good mouth or pussy to jerk himself off, I think "idiot. You just pulled out of a perfectly good mouth/pussy to jerk off. Why not just stay home?" Or at least make it part of the plot (she doesn't want to get pregnant, she gags if he comes in her mouth, she needs his semen to activate her magic bracelet, I don't care), so it's not so jarring to what little sense of realism I have left. And if you must pull out, by all the gods let her jerk you; if you don't want her participating, go home!
No spitting. Seriously.
I'm sure there are other things, but these'll do for now.
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Sunday morning. A nice interlude with the wife. Tried a new angle, and my usual "are we there yet?" duration became "wow, I don't usually come that fast by myself!" Must remember that one.
She seemed to enjoy it too; I'm thinking the angle provided some clitoral stimulation. However, she had already come, so I just went ahead and did my thing. But something to remember for next time!
She seemed to enjoy it too; I'm thinking the angle provided some clitoral stimulation. However, she had already come, so I just went ahead and did my thing. But something to remember for next time!
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I"m not sure if I find it hotter, but it's definitely hot. A woman who keeps her bra or shirt on, for example, is saying to my subconscious "I'm so horny I can't even take the time to get out of this."
And seeing a woman's hand moving inside her panties is pretty much as sexy as seeing her fingers actually working on herself.
I don't really love seeing a panty pulled to one side for sex, but if she still has her skirt on, but nothing underneath it, that's seriously hawt!
And seeing a woman's hand moving inside her panties is pretty much as sexy as seeing her fingers actually working on herself.
I don't really love seeing a panty pulled to one side for sex, but if she still has her skirt on, but nothing underneath it, that's seriously hawt!
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Miserable. I got thrown out of a wonderful group on Facebook. It was entirely unique, and I can't imagine finding a similar one. Very sad...