'tis himself!
White, frankly. Although I grew up on red, I always found all but the very best to be very harsh in my mouth. White goes down much more smoothly.
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
TheUprightMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 65
0 miles · Minneapolis
Forum
'tis himself!
Quote by secretgem69
Everybody's got their favorite. Why not share so others can try too? Mine is laying flat on my stomach with my BF on top and going in from behind. Feels awesome!
'tis himself!
Quote by meg816
Until about a year and a half ago, I had never received what I now consider decent oral sex. I honestly thought that cunnilingus was something that only a select few people participate in, and that most men dislike it. For a long time, I was extremely self-conscious about the looks/smell/taste of my genitals, and was mildly disgusted with my girly bits. Fortunately, I have since discovered that not all men hate giving oral, and some, in fact, love it. I decided to create a survey for such men, to gain a better understanding of their desires. To the [sexy] men who go down: I love (and appreciate) you guys!
The Great Cunnilingus Survey
1. Why do you like eating pussy? What do you like about it?
I love knowing my partner is enjoying what I'm doing. There's nothing like hearing a lady get inarticulate because of what my tongue is doing on her clit. After many years of happily doing that, the scent, taste, and texture of the experience has tremendously positive associations.
2. At what age did you start eating pussy, in relevance to the age at which you lost your virginity? Did performing oral come right away, or later?
I licked the woman during the session when she took my virginity before my cock ever got near her pussy. I didn't find it the delight I do nowadays, but I realized a gentleman makes sure his partner is aroused, at the very least, before any insertion happens.
3. When performing oral on a lady, what pubic hair style do you like best? Is it different from your general preferences on the subject?
All styles have their delights. I don't mind if she's natural, trimmed, or shaved.
4. What can a woman do to make your experience of eating her pussy even better? What can she do to turn you on?
Well, it doesn't hurt if she wants to suck me at the same timeBut, frankly, as long as she lets me know she's enjoying it, or what to do if she's not. Playing with her own nipples, stroking my hair, holding her lips apart; these are all indicators that she's participating, which is always hot.
5. What can she do to turn you off from eating her pussy?
I'm hard-pressed to think of anything.
6. Think of the first time you went down a woman. Did you like it or no? Was your love of cunnilingus immediate, or did that come later?
I didn't like it particularly the first time, but I didn't dislike it.
7. Have you gone down on a lady in any unusual locations? If so, where?
By Lush standards, probably nowhere unusual.
8. When a lady moves around a lot while you perform oral on her by actions, including: swirling her hips, legs shaking, pulling your hair, digging her nails into your back, wrapping legs around your head, etc., does this bother you or do you find this distracting at all?
As long as she doesn't pull away from me or hurt me in the process, I'm fine.
9. Honestly: do you like the smell/taste of pussy?
I do. I've really come to enjoy it.
10. Optional: Describe the sexiest or most erotic time you have ever had while going down on a woman.
Not sure if this is the most erotic experience, but I had a weekend with a lady once who literally took an hour of licking to get off. I felt pretty smug that I was able to do it. Fortunately, she liked riding my face, because if she'd been on her back and I'd been lying between her legs, my neck would still have a crick in it, twenty-odd years later.
'tis himself!
The person I miss most is my Dad. The place I miss most is my hometown. I hate living half a continent away from home, but it doesn't look like I'm ever going home.
'tis himself!
Foul. Had a lovely weekend, but now I have to go back to work to an unhelpful boss. Grrr...
'tis himself!
Quote by stephanie
Because it ISN'T!!!!!!!
(Unless you are seriously ill... Or a VENUTIAN...)
And WHY in those adverts are all the women doing fantastic things like being at a U2 concert or SKYDIVING or swimming with dolphins or flying an APACHE attack helicopter in IRAQ as they rocket people they mistakenly believe are in ISIS?
(That's not how it IS!!!!!!!)
HOW IT IS IS HER CURLED UP ON A SETTEE IN HER YESTERDAY PYJAMAS CALLING YOU A CUNT AND SCREAMING FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND TELLING YOU THE GUY SHE LEFT FOR YOU IS NOW A CONSULTANT NEUROSURGEON!!!!!
See, THAT'S an advert guys would WATCH... (Fuck, we'd buy those things for you...)
I mean, IMAGINE seeing a BLUE splooch in your girl's panties... YOU'D FUCKING FREAK OUT!!!!!! "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU RADIOACTIVE BITCH!!!!"
The thing is, we men are ADULTS, WE GET it we DON'T CARE... (We even fuss a little more over you at that time if you ever cared to notice... Which you fucking DON'T...)
But BLUE PERIODS?????
ONLY ONE PERSON ON EARTH EVER HAD A BLUE PERIOD!
Liz?
xx SF
Liz: Picasso... And Never Speak To Me Ever Ever Again..."
Realistically?
Because red is too much like blood (which is only supposed to appear during manly things, like fights or makeshift surgery), clear won't show up, yellow is too much like pee, green would be scary, and purple, well, is purple.
'tis himself!
Quote by Sluttyredhead
So I'm a very tall woman and I know that turns of some guys to date me however I'm wondering does that turn you off sexually?
Quite the contrary! I love tall women. I've never had the privilege of actually dating one, but height adds attractiveness in my eyes.
{insert flirtatious suggestion here}
'tis himself!
Quote by Guest
Wait a minute let me text my girlfriend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory
'tis himself!
Quote by Simplicity
How many men can tell the difference in real boobs and fake ones? So many woman pretend there fake boobs are real, how many men can tell a difference?
I honestly don't know. I can only think of one case where it was obvious they were fake; she literally had two hemispheres on her chest. If any of my lovers have had fake ones, I couldn't tell and they didn't tell.
'tis himself!
Quote by trinket
I think you're a very brave man saying that to a woman.
Nah, just not terribly bright. Or undersupplied with survival instincts...
'tis himself!
Quote by MadameMolly
Umm... Those would be bubbly cheeks. "down shot"
Yeah, I figured it out after a moment, but apparently I've been surfing the wrong kinds of sites too much.
'tis himself!
Quote by VelvetDesire
Now you see why i was reluctant, i have more than a handful which is a terrible waste
One for each hand, and one for the mouth. Sounds reasonable...
'tis himself!
Quote by MadameMolly
Okay, I have struggled with this for my own personal reasons, but if other ladies and gentlemen can be brave, then here you go.
*edited picture removed*
At first glance, I thought this was an "upskirt." As my daughter is fond of saying, "what's wrong with me?"
'tis himself!
Quote by RhainsandPours
I LOVE being watched!!!!! Hope they invite some friends!
I need neighbors like you!
'tis himself!
Quote by TheUprightMan
Oops. I thought that profile pic showed more than it did. I'll get onto fixing that with a proper moob shot shortly.
Not to diminish women's experience, but I should point out that men get breast cancer too. Women apparently get it a whole lot more than men do, of course.
Anyway, here's my contribution, for what it's worth. Not particularly flattering, but it's what I have right now.
'tis himself!
Quote by TheUprightMan
Mine are in my profile pic; does that count?
Oops. I thought that profile pic showed more than it did. I'll get onto fixing that with a proper moob shot shortly.
'tis himself!
Quote by Guest
So do you older many really want to atleast once, does age really matter for you; what is the greatest age difference you would allow? What is one thing you would like to do with her that you cannot do now?
I'm open to playtime with anyone legal, even though 18 is a good 35+ years in my rearview mirror. I don't feel that much older, but I know that I am. My only issue with someone seriously younger than I is "what do you talk about afterward??
'tis himself!
Quote by Callisto
The list is comprised of members with the highest views since it was last run and,
- The member has not changed their settings to exclude themselves from the featured members list
- They do not have the default avatar
- They have visited the site within the last 3 months
4 men and 4 women are chosen from these.
The list is rebuilt every 4 hours.
Thanks. I was wondering how this worked, since a friend of mine was recently featured. I wonder how hard it would be, logistically, to send people a notification when they're showing on the "featured" board, especially since it changes every four hours. Some of us can't log into Lush every four hours (we have to work and sleep; can't be perving full-time, y'know!), and I'm sure it would be an ego-boo for a lot of people.
'tis himself!
A dear friend of mine has Parkinson's disease, so I looked it up on Wikipedia.
'tis himself!
OK, for those of you who spend time in the chat rooms, do you find it surprisingly easy to identify the gender of a person from the username, even when the icon and name are not explicitly one gender or the other? (with apologies to trans, intergender, and other non-binary folks).
I'd say at a guess that I have about an 80-85% success rate. Do others find the same?
I'd say at a guess that I have about an 80-85% success rate. Do others find the same?
'tis himself!
Quote by english_rose
Self-explanatory subject, really; anyone else get turned on by nerds, geeks, bookworms, swots and the like?
And what is 'it' exactly that is so mouth-watering, knicker-dropping, lip-smacking about a sharp mind and a buzzing intellect?
Smart people tend to be more interesting. They have ideas, and are open to new ones from you. They like to explore things. Even if they disagree with you, they can at least explain why, and make a good debate of it. Stupid people are _boring_: even if s/he is the best lay you've ever had, what do you talk about _afterward_?
I've heard people who are turned on by intelligence called "sapiosexual."
'tis himself!
Quote by avrgblkgrl
Wow. That motivates me to write something longer and more impressive. I haven't tried a ghazal yet...
'tis himself!
Quote by avrgblkgrl
It sounds like one of those "let me see if these fools actually do it" things
I'm for keeping Naked Twister! It requires less directions and thinking.
I have better things to do in hell.
And yes, I will be seeing all of you there.z3Nszu79iJpPbp7v
I swear it's more fun than naked Twister (I've done both), but that's fine.
Actually, tell you what. Let's get a group together and play both, and see which we prefer
'tis himself!
Quote by poizenivy
This is an impulse I have had for years but only ever acted on in the clubs and after several drinks. But I am really curious as to what the average Joe would do if a woman he didn't know came up and laid a seriously passionate kiss on him in the street. Would it matter if she was hot, average, or fugly? I am curious if hot guys, average guys, and fugly guys would have different response.
I think it would depend on how attractive she was, and the context.
'tis himself!
Quote by kiera
You are trying to steal my thunder here
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?