'tis himself!
Just saw "After the Suunset." Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek, Woodie Harrelson, Don Cheadle together in a heist flick. What's not to love?
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TheUprightMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 65
0 miles · Minneapolis
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'tis himself!
_*swoons*_
The word itself would flatly say
"I refuse to be misused"
If ever there should come the day
When "average" was applied to you.
Best I can do on short notice, but I had to say something after reading this post.
The word itself would flatly say
"I refuse to be misused"
If ever there should come the day
When "average" was applied to you.
Best I can do on short notice, but I had to say something after reading this post.
'tis himself!
I'm so desperate not to be left as the last one posting, I posted again.
Oh, wait...
Or maybe I double-posted.
Either way, we'll still find out if I'm a thread-killer if anyone posts after me.
Oh, wait...
Or maybe I double-posted.
Either way, we'll still find out if I'm a thread-killer if anyone posts after me.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
With care, enthusiasm and passion.
Con gusto!
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Quote by specialkathy
I liked being licked side to side across my clit
That's my secret weapon. If I don't seem to be able to get my wife off with any other way of licking her, I break that one out. I try not to overuse it, lest it stop being the blockbuster that it is.
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Quote by stonetmac
Do you have messenger and do you still use it?
Still have it, and use it occasionally when a lady is amenable.
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I like both, but I think I'd have to with doggy, if only because both partners can move much more in doggy.
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Quote by tejax
If a woman doesn't have a vaginal orgasm, is it because the man's penis is small?
No. A purely vaginal orgasm is actually fairly rare; if a woman has an orgasm, it almost always involves some kind of stimulation of the clitoris. Penis size doesn't really affect that, as a rule.
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Quote by naughtyannie
All scrapers are welcome to share my tub of buttery spread any time they like.
Diggers - go digging in your own tub.
I'll be right over, especially if this is some kind of indecent euphemism.
Scraper all the way. It looks so much nicer when it's smooth and creamy, not all torn up.
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Quote by curvygalore
I'm all for the nakedness and wine, but Twister sounds too much like purgatory!! ;)
Naked Twister is overrated. I know another game that's better than Twister if you play it naked.
Start with at least six people in a circle, more if possible. Each person reaches out and takes the hands of two people not adjacent to her/him. Now, without letting go, although you can rotate your hand within the grip if necessary, untangle the circle. Involves lots of climbing over, under, and around other naked people.
Yes, you may use this idea, but I want to hear about it
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I would recommend it. You can do damage to the underlying tissue which can -- at the very least -- cause premature sagging. You want your torso moving all at the same time, as much as possible. If they don't sag now, they will if you keep running without proper support.
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Quote by ericahope
Men used to get a label. They were called "cads" or "rakes" and other terms. Those terms have fallen out of use though. They sound like something that would have been used in the Victorian era. Of course, we've progressed since then...to a world where women bear most of the consequences of turning cads and rakes into studs.
A cad is more someone who has no concern for the feelings or well-being of others. A rake, on the other hand, is a good slut-equivalent.
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Quote by doctorlove
Pagan festivals are commonly clothing-optional. I've lost count of the number I've been to, and if the gods are kind enough to allow me to afford to go, I will continue to do so.
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Quote by Mysteria27
I'm a witch and belong to a coven. I make voodoo dolls. Would you like me to make one of you?
Giggles,
xo
First sentence is fine. Goes downhill pretty fast from there. I'd be backing away slowly and checking to make sure I had everything I came with, and hoping I did not tell this person where I lived or worked.
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Quote by Mysteria27
I like to go to orgies....
That one might be OK, depending on how you met.
Like on Lush, for example. Or if you said it to me...
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Quote by NymphWriter
Him: "You looked thinner & prettier online.
Me: "Well, you don't exactly look like your pic either."
True story: Waitress at a restaurant is flirting with my date right in front of me. It was our 3rd date at this point. I finally get pissed and say, loudly, "What? I am invisible?"
She takes my order and leaves. He says, "Huh, if I didn't know any better I'd say she's flirting with me."
*Face palm*However, this wasn't a complete disaster... she gave us a free dessert & I marred him a year an half later. I'm still with him.
Great story! My wife has a similarly hard time identifying "flirt." I'm glad it worked out so well for you.
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Quote by suzzi_q
I'm married, is that a problem?
Depends. Can I meet your spouse?
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Quote by smurfette
to lose my virginity. period.
It's been four and a half years; I hope you've managed that one.
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Quote by InsatiableLover
Many items but the one that seems the hardest to cross off is being woken up by being penetrated. I don't care if it's a tongue, finger or cock just stick it in me and let's go! LoL.
Have you mentioned this to your partner(s)? I mean, most partners would be willing to try that, I'd think. Some of your other bucket list look a bit more challenging...
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That's a difficult decision. I might go with "Marry Diana," but I did eventually. So probably "Stay Massachusetts" or "Save more," depending on my mood of the moment.
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Some people here have said vehement "no"s. In the sense that it's not possible for that person, they may be correct. But it's certainly possible for *some* people. Might even be possible for me. If it happens, I'll let you know.
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Amateur is my favorite; most of the professional stuff has too much makeup, too much silicone, and too many of certain tropes (spitting on cocks, pulling out and masturbating when there's a perfectly good willing woman right there, etc). Amateur has some of those issues, but less so, I think.
One exception is the movie "Pirates," which is a lot of fun.
One exception is the movie "Pirates," which is a lot of fun.
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I don't even call it a "thingy." But no, my penis doesn't have a (nick)name.
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Incidentally, has anyone else here considered getting Google Voice for privacy/safety?
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So now that we know who's into it, it's time to start scheduling.
What??
What??
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Clearly I need to do some exploring. Too bad I have to do things like work, and sleep...
For myself, I've been visiting submityourflicks.com for years.
For myself, I've been visiting submityourflicks.com for years.