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TheUprightMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 65
0 miles · Minneapolis

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"Or?"

Yes, I love both. There's something amazing about hearing a lady get inarticulate from what my mouth is doing to her clit.
And it's great to be inarticulate because of what her mouth is doing to my cock.

And thinking of it makes me want to go do both...
Handwork helps. I can't remember the last time I got off from strictly oral. And no teeth, please; if you can't get it in your mouth without scraping, please just use your hand and suck the tip.

One of the most memorable BJs I ever received was from an old and dear friend who now lives entirely too far away! While I love having hand and mouth move together, like making a much deeper mouth, she did it the opposite way; as her mouth moved away from me, her hand moved toward me, and as her mouth moved down onto my cock, her hand came up to meet it. It was probably 20 years ago, which should tell you how good it was that I still remember it so clearly.
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I love pierced nipples. This is my new jewelry. Its hot, and explanatory. I love my job, and any way to show it of sexfully, is even better!. Yes, I said SEXFULLY. LOL


Leah, that's beautiful!
I don't understand the negativity toward pubic hair. Natural, trimmed, smooth; they all have a different esthetic appeal. Variety is good!
Irritated. I'm away for five days on a business trip, and come home to find about eight loads of laundry needing to be done. My wife tidied the house a bit, but mainly because one of her lovers was coming over.

I do effectively all the laundry (wherein I find lingerie that she wears for her other partners, incidentally, but I don't remember the last time she wore it for me) , effectively all the dishes, take out all the trash, shovel the sidewalk in winter and mow the lawn in the summer. I'm beginning to wonder what role she sees as hers around here. Yes, she does more than half of the grocery shopping, and brings in about 40% of the income, but that seems to be about it.

Oh, she is a fantastic lay, but that doesn't really balance things from my point of view, since I make it a point not to leave her unsatisfied when we have sex. I also don't like to think of sex as a duty or a currency, but as something shared, so I don't put that in the equation.

Grrrr...
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Is that a Bouguereau? Looks like his style. I love his work!
Probably at my desk at work (several employers ago), at night, with the lights on and right by a window.
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Seeing a lady masturbating with her hand in her panties may be even more erotic than seeing her masturbate without her panties. Not sure why, but there it is...

Thanks for this shot; first piece of erotica saved on the new computer smile
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Yeeaahhh...not sure how a guy could possibly fuck me standing up, I'm 6' and 180 lbs.


With a guy of appropriate height? Stand and wrap one leg around him.

With me? I'm sure if you bent over we could work it out!
I agree with Danielle above. Also, bad spelling / grammar / punctuation are very jarring to me.

When it's visual erotica--as opposed to written--some of the common tropes drive me crazy. Particularly spitting and the obligatory-but-stupid cumshot. I understand the rationale, but that doesn't make me like it any more.

Oh, and the endless closeups. I want to watch *people* fucking, not organs fucking
Sadly no. My current bed partner doesn't like to be awakened for sex, and sleeps way more than I do, so she's unlikely to wake me for sex.

I did play with a lover once enough that she woke up horny. She slept through the whole thing, but when she woke up she said it was too bad she had to leave for work. I got thoroughly fucked that evening, though!

EDIT: Sorry--I just realized this was an "ask the gals" question. I followed a link to get here, so I didn't realize where I was. My bad.
I like it. Licking a lover who's lying on her back tends to get a crick in my neck. But along with 69, face-sitting is a delight!

Sadly, my honey isn't much into it. So I get a crick in my neck sometimes, but it's worth it smile
I'd long dreamed of this; the sweep of her back as I entered her from behind, and the sound as she licked her girlfriend's clit.
Yes. Saw this elsewhere, and it puts the question in terms anyone should be able to understand.
Hook up with an old friend. We keep meaning to recreate our first -- and so far only -- hookup, and I think we have a good chance of scheduling it this month.
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Has anyone ever had group sex with a bf/gf or spouse? Whats your take on it?
I has group sex with a boyfriend and a girl we met on holidays in Malaga. It was exciting at the time. I enjoyed group sex. But it ruined the relationship.

Watching my boyfriend cum inside a complete stranger while she eat me out broke my heart. As did watching him cum on her tits the next morning while I was half asleep put the nail in the coffin.
I would love to have group sex again. Not with a boyfriend.

Has anyone ever done it with a gf or bf?


Several times. GF and I swapped with other couples, and wife & I have had both MFM and FMF. These activities never caused problems; any problems were there beforehand. In fact, they sometimes defused tensi; apparently, I'm part bonobo.
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I want to buy membership for porn site. Can you tell me your experience, where I can find the hottest moms. If you can, advice me please. smile


You mean besides this one? I can't say it's the "best," because I haven't done much comparison shopping, but you might check out submityourmom.com.
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Do you have sex with your partner when angry with them, or is it out of the question? My wife and I sometimes do, it often clears the air.


Nope. If there's anger between us, she's not interested, and I'm usually not interested either. It's about the only time I'm not, in fact.
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Let's say you have an online cyber-sex relationship. You have agreed to be exclusive to each other online. Do you take this cyber-commitment as seriously as you would a commitment In "real life? Would you be very hurt if you found out your online partner had cyber-cheated? Or do you agree to something like online fidelity without really having any intention to be cyber-faithful for whatever reason?

I mean exclusive only online. Real life sex doesn't enter into it at all.

I'm not poking fun at cyber-relationships. I'm genuinely curious.


I wouldn't be hurt because I wouldn't have asked for it. However, I would try to live up to an agreement I'd made, regardless of the context.
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Make a tiny hole in the suit and you'd have immense suction though.


And I can imagine some moron trying it as a sexual thrill.
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Outta curiosity, what do you guys prefer? Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, ooor commando?


Bikini briefs for everyday; I like more support and control than boxers would provide. When I wear my Utilikilt, however, commando us obligatory (and fun).
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My partner has big hands so: two, maximum. He does that "come hither" action which is really nice!


I've found that to be very popular among the ladies. Especially if I wiggle the fingers independently, like a scissors motion biggrin
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Do any of you feel like you need to pee during sex, even though you already went?

Does sex press on your bladder to the point where you worry you might actually start a game of water sports involuntarily?


I know this is "ask the gals," so I apologize, but it sometimes happens to me. Not during intercourse, but oral can do it. I think I have a miswired circuit somewhere, and a touch that's just right (wrong) can make me feel like I need to pee, even if my bladder is not full. Can be really annoying.