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TheUprightMan
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by HeraTeleia
In my pussy, in my mouth, on my tits/neck/face...not necessarily in that order. My ass is, sadly, still wholesale virgin territory.


You know I'd be thrilled to help you with any of those ;)
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Quote by jellyboobys
1. pussy
2. mouth
3 my lil botty (lol)
4. my boobs (may make them bigger)
5. over my pussy
6. down the crack of my bum
7. my face
8. in my hubbys cup of tea so he only finds out later the shitbag lol


sorry got carried away there lol jelly xxx


I've heard of people doing #8 to coworkers, too.
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TheUprightMan
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In Japan, yes. Not here where my boss or relatives might see me.

I'd probably win, too, as long a they don't judge on singing technique; I can go a long time (sometimes to a partner's frustration) even with someone who knows what I like. OTOH, the exhibitionist in me might get so turned on by knowing how many people were watching that I might not last long at all.

So let's pit my stamina against your technique. No matter who wins, I think it would be fun!
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TheUprightMan
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I think I would like to have more of it. Or any, in fact; all of my lovers have been as Caucasian as I am.
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by thesexynun
Though I am not a guy

I miss my black mustang more than I can say

Two baby seats a long time ago didn't fit



Understood. My dream car is a 1966 Mustang, quite possibly the prettiest lines of any car ever made--although the deLorean makes a pretty good run for it.
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TheUprightMan
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Lying sack.

I live in Minnesota; this is one of the reasons I want to go back to Massachusetts.
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I used to trash one, calling her my psycho-ex-from-Hel. I got over it, and don't anymore. Even in the unlikely event my wife and I were to divorce, I don't think I would trash her.
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I don't think it's appropriate. If the room limits were higher, I wouldn't mind, but 25 is a fairly low number, and I think it's unfair to be using up spaces in two or more rooms. I've been tempted, I won't deny it, but I think of. how I would feel if all the rooms I wanted to get into were full because people were in multiple rooms.
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by AngelHeart01
If you could write a note to your younger self, what would you say in ONLY two words?


Invest more.
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Quote by Guest
Was wondering if and of you guys ever bought your girl a vibe, as a surprise or as a present.



I bought mine a themed one, but she had specifically expressed an interest in it. I probably wouldn't just buy one on a whim; too many ways it could be misconstrued.
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Quote by Guest
Its just a fun question guys, treat it that way...

If you were at a playgirl centerfold photo shoot, what props and little embellishments would you want to have, what would be the theme, and what angles would you like the photos to be be taken?


Some kind of wilderness theme. Or perhaps a fantasy / historical one.
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Quote by Guest
Its just a fun question guys, treat it that way...

If you were at a playgirl centerfold photo shoot, what props and little embellishments would you want to have, what would be the theme, and what angles would you like the photos to be be taken?


Some kind of wilderness theme. Or perhaps a fantasy / historical one.
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Quote by kinkitten
fucking doggy style for me please


If we had to narrow it down that far, then yes, I'm with you. Say when/where!

But to be more general, much as I love licking, I'm selfish enough that the answer would be 'fucking.'
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Quote by Buttermelt
Guys... id love know...

What is a guy thinking just before he comes on a girls Face ??


Doesn't happen very often. Usually it's just "Ohhhhh, I'm coming!" Once it was "Uh-oh, I'm coming and I don't know if she's OK with this." Turned out OK, fortunately.
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Quote by Escape
What is your specific reason(s) for not visiting the Chat Rooms ?

Comparing to the number of people who're members of lush, the count of people who visit the public chatrooms are very less.


Actually, I love them. More personal than stories or the forum; they're an opportunity to "meet" people, whether for sexyfuntimes or otherwise.

Doesn't always work out well, of course. I recall one lady who said to me "I hope you die" after I explained (and defended) my somewhat-unconventional marriage. Literally, "I hope you die." I will, of course, but I think she was a bit impatient for it to happen.
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Coming very late to this topic, and I'm a guy, but I just have to share this tale.

One day, the sage Nasruddin was asked by one of his students, "Master, why did you never marry?"

"In my youth," replied Nasruddin, "I spent a great deal of time looking for the perfect woman. One would be beautiful and clever, but cruel. Another was sweet, but terribly stupid. For years I searched, and one day I found her, the perfect woman. She was wise, intelligent, compassionate, spiritual, exquisitely lovely, talented in many ways ... She was everything I sought."

"What happened, Master?" asked the student.

"Funny thing," replied the sage. "Seems she was looking for the perfect man..."
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Quote by Weavindreams

How many sexual partners have you over the course of your life to date? (a guess if you can't remember)


I want to say "not enough," even though it's probably in the neighborhood of thirty.

No, dammit, I will say " not enough."

Anyhow, share, in as much detail as you can, your most outrageous sexual experience. You define "outrageous," and please be mindful of Lush rules.
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by darlvanhorn
When I've been asked to be someone's friend; I actually look at their profile, seeing if we have the same interests and so on.
but I what I find out, when talking with them, I feel they haven't really read my page, even when I tell them what am here for, they still sling a deafy (Scottish slang, "not listening").

ok, some may feel, I complaining, as I'm not. But maybe not everyone is here for the sexual innuendo!

what is your view?

reverse the question to the people accepting the friend request


Every. Single. Time. I mean, that's what it's for, isn't it? If I'm looking for a play-partner, for example, and she's lesbian, not much point in proceeding, right? Or if the other person is an Ayn Rand worshiper, we're likely to have an issue fairly soon; why not move on to someone more compatible?
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by oohlala74


You wouldn't find it weird or off putting?


Look at it this way: are we naked together for carnal purposes? Then my goal is to have you go away happy. Yes, there are things I don't want to do (my pain threashold is pretty low, for example, and body wastes turn me off), but this isn't one of them. I'll enjoy watching you get off on my leg, and trust you to find something for me before we're done.

's use me now; I'll be in my bunk.
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Quote by Guest
what position gets you the hottest... how can we as women know for sure how to give you exactly what you want


Two choices come to mind. The first is a fairly conventional standing-rear-entry, but the second doesn't get a lot of talk, IME. Picture this:

She lies on her side, legs drawn up, as if for spoon-style. Rather than being behind her, he kneels as if for missionary sex. This means that when he enters her he has her hip to hold on to, the angle inside her is different from any other position, he can reach her nipples, and see her face. She can stretch out her lower leg so he's straddling it, if they prefer. Glorious!
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Quote by Lydia_


Send it to me? *wide smile*


Did he?

**lasciviously "innocent" wide-eyed questioning look**
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TheUprightMan
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The kind of unconditional trust that existed before the cheating, probably not. But I could see a kind of asymptotic curve heading back in that direction.
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Quote by SexySophie

Once is OK. Twice is better - three times good but four is heaven. Bet the Lushie guys wish they could do it.


That we do, darlin', that we do!

Giving three or four is delightful, too, of course smile
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Quote by Giesabrekk
Being a Scotsman, I always tuck my kilt under me and flatten the pleats or they get 'sat' out of shape.

You didn't expect a man of here, did you?


Not a Scotsman, but I do have a couple of kilts, and I do the same thing.
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