'tis himself!
These days, most often in the study where the computer is, for obvious reasons.
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by KJM
Slide behind me spooning, pull my ass backward against your groin, and slip my top leg over your hip, drawing it slightly backward as you do so. Having my thighs spread apart like this will makes me feel naughty and I’ll arch my body to give you even further access once you get pumping. I love the feel of a man’s chest against my back and the feel of your arms wrapped around me as you penetrate me from behind. Dont forget to play with my breasts and clitoris, which, frankly, I can never get enough of. And if you talk dirty to me I will come all over your cock...
Anytime!
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"Pass" too, here, Shotgun. Nothing personal; I just don't do boys.
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Ever run across someone you know personally on a site like Lush? Or be surfing porn and suddenly realize you know that person?
If so, what happened?
Hasn't happened to me. Yet...
If so, what happened?
Hasn't happened to me. Yet...
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Quote by CaseyGrae
Eurgh, the worst kind of tan line ;)
I do not believe you did that!
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Quote by simplyjohn
This question came up only 12 hours ago and its being considered .. bear with us please.
Absolutely! I'm not going anywhere, so take your time and make your decision. I'll be here
Thanks for running such a terrific site :)
May this be your best year yet!
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I use it for chats with people I meet here if the site is getting slow / laggy. It has the advantage that one can transfer pictures, and/or record conversations for future enjoyment.
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Quote by NudistRob
TRACKED!! Sounds like someone is into conspiracies. lol
More like have friends who work as a private investigators and for lawfirms that seek information. Tracing this site and related content to its user through financial records will be easy and extremely valuable. We know most content here is not what most people would care to have released. Now it will be. you will also have a direct link if you are posting false profiles. Example - Men posting profiles as women using improperly obtained photos or posting profiles for the purpose of defamation. Not to mention questionable content. Employers, spouses, and law enforcement will now have a direct link toy you and this site. How will you explain purposefully and continuously paying for this site and its content. It even publicly tracks how often you visit. This site will also get slammed by warrants in related legal cases related these new fees. It going to get very interesting here. We will see..........
That's why I'm thinking prepaid debit cards are the way to go.
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I have a question that I don't believe I've seen answered here. I got a grandfathered Bronze account for having published a story (and thank you very much for that generosity!), but feel inclined to support Lush by purchasing something more. If I buy a Silver or Gold membership and then can't afford to re-up when it expires, will I fall back to Bronze or to Free membership?
Thanks for providing this excellent service. I used to frequent Literotica's chat rooms, but they were buggy and inclined to crash, and eventually went down (sorry) for good. I'm very glad to have "landed" here.
Oh, and "Happy New Year!"
Thanks for providing this excellent service. I used to frequent Literotica's chat rooms, but they were buggy and inclined to crash, and eventually went down (sorry) for good. I'm very glad to have "landed" here.
Oh, and "Happy New Year!"
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Quote by Jason2013
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I went through my gfs checkout on ebay the other day and saw this dress as well as a few others.
When I asked her about it, she said that a guy at work saw her doing some online shopping on the office computer and suggested she buy it and said she is going to wear it when she goes clubbing with them at the weekend.
What is she going to be thinking about as she's wearing it around them?
Is this dress just too slutty for going out in?
So, how did it turn out? I'm hoping she went out, got a lot of male attention, then came home and fucked your brains out.
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Quote by ginastory
I've never really been able to try to do this. Most of the guys I've been with haven't really been to into pleasing me orally.
That's a crying shame.
Many of the same haven't wanted it in return either.
Really?? Zounds.
I'd love to be able to try squatting over a guys face and go to town, even if it's just once to have the experience. It's disappointing since I love getting licked, so many questions!
Well, I'd volunteer, but you seem to have deleted your account...
Quote by ginastory
Like is it easier to get fingered this way? Is it easier and more comfortable to have your ass played with like this? I've just recently learned I can squirt, does this happen more and easier this way?
Only one way to know for sure!
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Quote by Kimasa
I’m sure this has been asked before. I did a search but couldn’t find it so apologies if it’s being asked again.
I rarely watch porn but when I have I’ve always been confused as to why a guy takes his cock out of a girl’s mouth to finish himself off by hand, eventually coming on her tongue or face.
I can’t imagine why he would do that and I wouldn’t want him to, I want to feel him through my lips and tongue when he cums.
Is this for visual effect in porn or do guys really prefer doing this to coming in a girl’s mouth?
I believe it originated in porn, so viewers could see that the guy was actually coming. For myself, good acting works fine; I don't need to see the cumshot. There are a number of tropes in porn that don't appeal to me, in fact, such as spitting, slapping, cumshots, lengthy closeups (I want to watch people fucking, nor organs fucking) etc. But I'm getting afield...
Since a lot of guys get a lot of their sex ed from porn, a lot of guys have come to think that's "the way it's done." Personally, if a partner wanted me to come on her, I'd be happy to do it for her, but even then I'd rather have her doing the jacking. I can masturbate any old time (well, almost...); why do it when I have a perfectly good partner there who's willing to get me off with her hand, mouth, etc.?
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Quote by LuvitAll
What is slutty anyway? I don't like the term. It's a mans word. Why do women who like sex have their behaviour branded slutty? I fuck a lot. Does that make me a slut?
"Slut: someone getting more sex than I am." Not my definition, but it does kind of capture the sanctimonious undertones of the word. I do identify as a slut myself, even though I'm male, since there isn't really a male equivalent.
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Quote by Lilnaughtykitten
Do all you guys out there actually like going down on a girl or is something you give a quick lick for so that you can jump to fucking? Lemme know what you think
Love leila
I do. I really, really, do. There's nothing quite like hearing a lady get inarticulate because of what my tongue is doing on her clit
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Quote by Leiza350
If your wife really wanted a threesome, with you and another man would ,if the right person came along, let her have a threesome with you and who ever you chose...?
Been there, done that. I wasn't who I would have chosen, but it was still fun.
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Quote by blueribbongirl
What's your favorite position? What position do you do to guarantee an orgasm from your girl?
Favorite position would be standing doggy, I think.
But to guarantee her orgasm, it's my tongue between her legs.
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I wouldn't phrase it quite that way. I've had MFMs with her and her then-boyfriend, but it wasn't me 'sharing' because I don't own her.
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1. What is your Middle name?.......Anthony
2. A 4 Letter Word:......................Awed
3. Girls name:.............................Alexandra
4. Occupation............................. Astronaut
5. Something you wear:................Ascot
6. Beverage:...............................Apple Juice
7.. A place: .................................Avebury
8. Something you shout ...............Again!
2. A 4 Letter Word:......................Awed
3. Girls name:.............................Alexandra
4. Occupation............................. Astronaut
5. Something you wear:................Ascot
6. Beverage:...............................Apple Juice
7.. A place: .................................Avebury
8. Something you shout ...............Again!
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Quote by WetWet
I was at the mall today and had a hell of a time deciding what type of panties I wanted to get in the end I got one of every kind there was and in every color. But I need a favorite....any suggestions???
I know I'm really late to the party, but I ran across the thread and just had to respond. I'm very pleased to see a number of people expressing my own preference. I've never understood the appeal of thongs; they just look uncomfortable. On the other hand finding something like this under a lady's clothes is always a delight
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Quote by OlderBlondeBeauty
i found that i somtimes fantasize about my students, do students ever fantasize about older teachers?
Well, it's been a long time, but I certainly fantasized about one of my teachers back in high school. To this day, I remember the time she wore a sundress that was probably a bit sheerer than she intended. She married the best-looking teacher in the school; there were broken hearts among boys and girls that day!
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Actually no; it's kind of uncomfortable. Had a lady one time who kept trying to, and got a trifle peeved when finally told her "please don't do that."
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As ChuckE said above, "not yet." Haven't given up hoping, though ;)
I did make a friend on another site who became a RL friend after we discovered we lived in the same city. Invited me to her wedding, in fact!
I did make a friend on another site who became a RL friend after we discovered we lived in the same city. Invited me to her wedding, in fact!
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A number of times, back when I was young and neither of us had our own places.
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Quote by AriOli101
See, that to my mind is wrong. Just personal preference, though
I wouldn't be bothered if the husband was OK with it. A lot of guys wouldn't be, of course, but let's be fair; if she can't get what she needs from her husband, he should be willing to have her get it elsewhere as long as it's not a threat to the relationship.
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Quote by hornyslutwithabush
for yes or no explain why or why not
No, I would hate it. I'm the father of a little girl, so that would utterly creep me out.
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Loveloveloveit! There is absolutely nothing like hearing a lady get inarticulate from what my tongue is doing on her clit
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I do sometimes wake up hard, but my Lovely Wife is not good for much of anything until after a cup of coffee or two (and by "anything" I mean "coherent conversation," let alone sex), by which time I've usually subsided. Oh, well...
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Not after sex; usually I'm happy to just lie there. But after masturbating, I often feel a desire to urinate. I think it's because I'm usually about to go somewhere, and I don't want to be leaking leftovers. Urinating sluices out the hoses, so to speak.