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TheUprightMan

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21 Oct 2014

Quote by missluv2write
I was just wondering because I see all variations of this in stories, what is the proper spelling and past tense use of this word?

Come (verb present tense)
Came (verb past tense)

I hate the non-word "cum." It smacks of semi-literacy.

If one is looking for a word to describe a substance, "ejaculate" works well enough for me. "Semen" if it's a man. If one is looking to describe an action, what's wrong with "orgasm?"

"Cum" is Latin for "with," which I suppose cries out for a pun and/or double-entendre, but I'm too tired to figure one out. Be my guest.

21 Oct 2014

Quote by CurlyGirly

It's fine for a bit of foreplay, but I find it way too distracting.

I can't concentrate on your cock of you're licking and sucking on my hoo-haa. Just can't. Sexual ADD?

It becomes a contest to see who can distract the other first. Or last, depending on one's state of mind. I like it, but rarely finish that way.

10 Oct 2014

Quote by ARCHER23890
I'd ask if she would like some help with that or ask if i can watch

Pretty much What He Said.

10 Oct 2014

I was in my second year of college, back in 1981, and met her through a sort of proto-Internet at UMASS. I was at one campus and she was at another, at the other end of the state. She came to visit and introduced me to sex. Before that, I'd only had fantasies, so unlike a lot of guys there wasn't the build-up from groping (Ok, except the time I groped a GF at a party. Very embarrassing memory--I still feel like a jerk for disrespecting her like that) to handjobs to blowjobs to sex; straight from virgin to non-virgin. Her nickname was Delilah, and she was probably eight or so years older than I.

It was physical and fun, and we had one more time together, then sort of lost touch. But yeah, I remember smile

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8 Oct 2014

Quote by MissyLuvsYa
I do let my fiance!!!! Why not? I cum on his!!!!

Priceless!

I don't feel a powerful need to come on my partner's face, but I don't object if it happens during a BJ or something. But your answer made me laugh out loud!

8 Oct 2014

Quote by Guest
I have noticed over the past year that "racing stripes" and
"landing strips" are getting more prominent.

I went to a nude beach 20 years ago and it looked liked
every girl had a chunk of "steel wool" between her legs.

Ten years ago, it changed to "Where did it go?"

Personally, I like a little bit, but not a lot, because it gets
stuck in my teeth sometimes...

I'm broad of mind on the subject. Natural, trimmed, or smooth all have their unique esthetics.

30 Sep 2014

Firefly, hands down. It probably couldn't have been good for more than two or three seasons, but it should have had those two or three seasons, dammit.

30 Sep 2014

Not at all. It's no less hot to watch a lady masturbate with my cock in her than without ;) I realize that most women can't come just from penetration, so unless she's done coming for the evening, one of us should probably be playing with her clit while I'm inside her.

28 Sep 2014

There isn't a lot that's better than hearing a lady get inarticulate because of what I'm doing to her clit with my tongue; having her squirm, thrash, and cry out, until she pushes me away.

Yeah, I'm a pussy eater...

26 Sep 2014

Quote by sweetgirl13
I always shave my pussy, but my skin is super sensitive and it never looks perfect, the skin it's always red after I do it (I have really pale skin) and sometimes I worry about how it looks, since I have to shave very often and it always looks like that. Does guys really pay attention and don't like that? Or as long as it's smooth is all good?

I'm happy with however my partner wants her pussy to be; natural, trimmed, shaved... I'd be disconcerted if I thought she were making herself uncomfortable for me.

26 Sep 2014

Not nearly often enough!

23 Sep 2014

Quote by Betheny
Is there any other way to get a good night's sleep and wake up with your lover all ready to go. It gives you the freedom that allows you to move about comfortably without having to rearrange sleepwear.

Of course, that presupposes a partner who actually likes it when one wakes up "all ready to go." Sadly, not all of us are so blessed...

11 Sep 2014

Yes, but not nearly often enough! In my younger days, opportunities were more plentiful; even my wilder friends seem to have gotten staid and conventional as we all get older. Dammit.

10 Sep 2014

Not nearly often enough! And that's all I'm a-sayin' on the subject (mostly because it's late and I need to get to bed... ;) )

1 Sep 2014

Quote by TracyCum
I have a constant desire to be in a situation with multiple partners at the same time. I have tried to test the waters doing dp a couple of times but I still feel unsatisfied. I am a bit ashamed of it but I can't stop thinking about it.
I wanted to know if anyone has ever tried it or at least if anyone has the same urge as me.
Please don't make fun of me over this. ..

I can't imagine why anyone would make fun of you. I think probably more people share your desire for a gangbang than want to admit it, but it's probably not as common as porn would have us believe. Nothing wrong with it, and I hope you get a chance to experience your fantasy soon. Just be careful about protection, of course.

**Edit**
Oops. I followed a link from your profile, and posted before I realized this was the "Ask the Girls" forum. Which I'm not. My bad...
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9 Aug 2014

Quote by DarkAngel69
Alright, so here are my questions...

1) Would you be sexually attracted to a girl with a large scar down her chest? (From surgery)

Had sex with a friend who had a honkin' big scar down the front of her torso. Didn't slow me down an iota.

2)Attracted to a girl who has orgasms every 2 fucking seconds?

Even when she's not having sex? I might be attracted, but I'd also encourage her to see a doctor.
Seriously, I can't imagine being bothered by a woman who was sexually that responsive. I"ve been with one woman who had a hair-trigger, and it was just another experience.

3) Attracted to a Nymphet?

As in "underage?" Not really.

4) Would you stay with a girl if she doesn't want to have sex until married?

Possibly. Depending on a number of factors. My wife and I didn't have P-I-V sex with each other until we got married, but we'd both been plenty sexually active before, and we found plenty of ways to please one another before we got married.

5) Pubic hair or no?

All of the above. Natural, trimmed, smooth; all have their different pleasures.

6)Uneven boobs? (One bigger one smaller)

They're all uneven; it's just more noticeable in some than in others. Doesn't bother me a bit.

9 Aug 2014

Quote by Guest
In your opinion guys, What is the sexiest thing your girl can wear to bed?

A redhead?

9 Aug 2014

Quote by bustyreadhead
so i'm curious to get a guy's perspective: why do guys back out more than women? and just as intriguing to me, why do we continue to collectively talk about it in terms of it being a thing men love and women (sometimes) tolerate?

thx in advance!!!!

I have never backed out of a threesome opportunity, whether FMF or MFM. I prefer the former, being pretty much all the way out on the "het" end of the Kinsey spectrum, but that's not always what life offers. I have no idea why a guy would back out of an FMF threesome, as long as it wasn't violating a wedding vow or something.

I think it's presented the way it is because we still carry the notion that men who like lots of varied sex are manly studs, but women who do are disgusting slutty slut-sluts. It's an idea that desperately needs to die, but it may take a generation or more before it finally does. If then.