This popped up on the front page, so I clicked on it (bad habit, I know). I was going to answer "me, between a blonde and a redhead," but then I saw which part of the site it's on.
Never mind...
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TheUprightMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 65
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Quote by openmind_n_mouth
but they have no idea?
Oh, several, including one former boss who was (and probably still is) H A W T.
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Quote by KamillaK
My significant other is pretty much in the drawer in my nightstand so I don't share that much.
On the plus side, that's the kind of SO you can tell absolutely everything to and not worry about secrets being spilled.
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The problem with a lot of free sites is that they swipe material from pay sites, which makes it more and more difficult for good content to be created because the actors won't work for free (nor should they!).
I've used submityourflicks.com for a while. It used to be homemade stuff, but lately a lot of professional material, or even amateur material from pay sites, has been showing up there. I may have to bite the bullet and join a pay site.
I've used submityourflicks.com for a while. It used to be homemade stuff, but lately a lot of professional material, or even amateur material from pay sites, has been showing up there. I may have to bite the bullet and join a pay site.
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Quote by IAMLOVE
He's not so bright that you need to worry about that.
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What about a theme song? Anyone know "The Mary Ellen Carter?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-aEcPgkuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-aEcPgkuA
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Quote by velvetsheets97
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Lace booty shorts (sometimes misnamed "boy shorts") are the absolute best! Some guys go gaga for thongs, but I'll take those snug li'l shorts any day.
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I could give an appraisal, but really wouldn't feel like I've properly researched the subject. I need more data.
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Incidentally, I'm not a moderate Democrat, although I once thought myself so. Today, things that seem utterly reasonable to me [pollution controls, universal health care, civil liberties] have been abandoned by the Overton Window, to the point that I'm pretty far out on the left end of the spectrum. To me, I'm entirely reasonable, and have thought things through to a reasonable conclusion, but the zeitgeist says I'm not reasonable, I'm a flaming liberal (used as a pejorative). So be it.
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Quote by JustSomeJoe
The very far left end of the spectrum: total government control over all facets of our lives, from education to employment to healthcare to personal relations.
The very far right end of the spectrum: total anarchy, where there is no government at all to control any facet of our lives, and we all must survive on our own.
Total control of every aspect of our lives is as much a far-right as a far-left mode, and probably more. Leftists don't care about who you have sex with, for example, or who you worship (if anyone), whereas right-wing authoritarians certainly do. The left are more likely to want to exercise control over matters that affect someone else, whereas the right wants to exercise control over things that don't.
Really, you can map it out like this:
Chaos - Radical - Liberal - Moderate - Conservative - Reactionary - Chaos.
If you go too far in either direction there's chaos, albeit perhaps of different kinds.
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Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 56
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-5, usually
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Once
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? No
In the shower? Rarely
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Not lately: I currently live in a city, so there is no privacy outdoors.
At work? Have done, but not at this job.
Every room in the house? Still working on that.
In a car while traveling... ? No, but now that you mention it...
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Not usually
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? Sometimes
A stranger? Often
A student? No
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? Very occasionally
What position do you play in:
On your back? Almost never
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Usually, in front of the computer because that's where Lush is
Lying on tummy? Never
How do you play:
With left hand? Almost never
With right hand? Almost always
With a toy? Nope
With water from bath? Not really effective on a penis
Written erotica? Yup
Pictures? Sometimes, especially if it's a friend who sent them
Movie clips online? Most commonly
Videos? See previous answer; I generally don't have the luxury of watching an entire video
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? #2
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies? #1
Blow jobs/oral sex? #2
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? HEL, yes!
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Once
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Only if I'm kissing a partner after a blowjob. I don't feel a desire to taste it more directly than that
When was the last time you masturbated? Couple of days ago
Are you wet or hard now? I wasn't, but I am a bit now that I've gone through this survey, you cunning sod
Are you going to masturbate now? If the rest of the household weren't waking up I would. Might anyway.
Are you a masturbation addict? I have had addiction-style problems in the past, but not so much now
What is the most you have played in one day? I would say three or four times.
How old are you? 56
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-5, usually
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Once
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? No
In the shower? Rarely
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Not lately: I currently live in a city, so there is no privacy outdoors.
At work? Have done, but not at this job.
Every room in the house? Still working on that.
In a car while traveling... ? No, but now that you mention it...
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Not usually
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? Sometimes
A stranger? Often
A student? No
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? Very occasionally
What position do you play in:
On your back? Almost never
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Usually, in front of the computer because that's where Lush is
Lying on tummy? Never
How do you play:
With left hand? Almost never
With right hand? Almost always
With a toy? Nope
With water from bath? Not really effective on a penis
Written erotica? Yup
Pictures? Sometimes, especially if it's a friend who sent them
Movie clips online? Most commonly
Videos? See previous answer; I generally don't have the luxury of watching an entire video
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? #2
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies? #1
Blow jobs/oral sex? #2
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? HEL, yes!
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Once
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Only if I'm kissing a partner after a blowjob. I don't feel a desire to taste it more directly than that
When was the last time you masturbated? Couple of days ago
Are you wet or hard now? I wasn't, but I am a bit now that I've gone through this survey, you cunning sod
Are you going to masturbate now? If the rest of the household weren't waking up I would. Might anyway.
Are you a masturbation addict? I have had addiction-style problems in the past, but not so much now
What is the most you have played in one day? I would say three or four times.
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An exceptionally boring meeting. Fortunately, it's on the phone.
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
Considering the current political climate and with ethical dilemmas constantly challenging us as individuals, I was wondering how you as a writer feel about the following quote.
To be an artist and to be political is the same thing.
-Chinese dissident Ai Weiwei #WritersLife #AmWriting
I think this is too simplistic. My writing here is not political at all. Well, except in the sense that I sometimes write about situations that mainstream politics decry; sex outside of a monogamous heterosexual marriage. Same for the aspect of women wanting sex for its own sake and going for it. But I think I'd be writing the same stories regardless, so if some find my writing "political," that's on them, not me.
And some of my art in other media is absolutely not political. Much of it's not even representational.
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Night before last with another couple. We don't get together to play very often, so we make the most of it when we do. The order of events is a little foggy, I'm afraid, but there were
*my cock in two different but equally delightful pussies
*me going down on the same two pussies
*one BJ/HJ from my wife
*one BJ/HJ from the other lass
*assorted other goings-on
*me coming on the other lass's tits at her request.
And that was just for me. There were assorted other combinations, too
*my cock in two different but equally delightful pussies
*me going down on the same two pussies
*one BJ/HJ from my wife
*one BJ/HJ from the other lass
*assorted other goings-on
*me coming on the other lass's tits at her request.
And that was just for me. There were assorted other combinations, too
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
What is your spirit animal (vegetable, or mineral)?
I'm of purely European ancestry, so I don't feel I have the right to say I have a "spirit animal." That's part of some Native American cultures, but none of mine.
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Quote by sprite
Ok, LMB needed a thread to just rage. Here's the rules.
Just saw this in the featured discussions banner. By an odd coincidence I just posted one on FB about my domestic situation. I should go find it and repost it here.
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Quote by kornslayer1
I just got a small catalog for porn, and one of the videos is called: World's biggest tits. They had a few pictures of really big tits, they were ridiculous. Personally, I didn't find them to be sexy. More like a turn off for me. For them, it at least one size above the D-cup, if not 2, or 3. I don't know if you imagine that, but if can, can breasts actually get too big? Well, if those pictures were real, then yes for me.
I'm not sure they can get big enough to be an actual turn-off, but they can certainly get big enough to stop being a turn-on. At that point, they're mostly just like a shoulder or something; just another element in the body, but nothing special.
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Quote by Magdalene
Which do you find has the most sex appeal? Seeing her swallow your cum, or cumming all over her face?
I've never understood guys who were all obsessed with facials. Sure, if a lady wants me to come on her face, I'm happy to, but I'm almost always going to prefer to have her suck it out of me. I do occasionally want to come on my partner, but that can be on her hand, belly, arm, tits, knee ... whatever. There's nothing special in my mind about coming on her face.
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Quote by Guest
How many of you out there would have sex with a totally random person?
Not a stranger but still a random person.
Example.
Say you see the same person every morning at the coffee shop.
You don't know each others names but are friendly and chatty.
Your both single and attracted to each other in a way.
Then it randomly comes up to just have sex. No relationship or anything just a quick stress reliever.
Would you do it?.
I know I would ;)
Sure, if she was attractive and interested.
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Quote by sues_curious
1 orally
2 sex
3 masturbate
feel free to give details
Masturbation. Sitting right here at my computer, just as I am now. Left hand pressing against the skin just above my cock, which tightens the skin and intensifies the sensation. Right hand stroking lightly enough that I didn't need lube (I seldom do, in fact). Watching a video, although I'd rather have been chatting with someone on Lush, but no one seemed amenable at that particular moment.
If I'd known you were going to ask, I'd have taken pictures.
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In case no one has said so before, ladies, I am available to watch those of you who would like to be watched but are not getting enough of it!
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Quote by Mysteria27
I absolutely love oral sex and am spoiled and get it often.
If you're a pussy eater, how long do you spoil your lady?
Please answer the poll and leave a comment.
Hugs and Licks,
Mysteria
xo
* In my single life, the best night of my life.....I met a man who ate my pussy for 4 hours straight. I cannot tell you all the feelings that I felt. I had multiple orgasms, I screamed, cried and absolutely lost my mind. I've never encountered that ever again.
I had a weekend fling with a lady who actually needed an hour of oral to get off. Fortunately, she didn't mind riding my face for that time, because there's no other position where I could have licked her for an hour without getting the worst stiff neck evarz . The result was worth the work, and I got very thoroughly fucked by a very grateful lass afterward.
She was the only partner I've ever had who took anywhere near that long. Usually a maximum of ~20 minutes does the job.
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Quote by thepanther
What is the best porn video you've seen that stood out to you?
Like several other people above, I really like amateur stuff infinitely more than the professional stuff. Ridiculously long fingernails and eyelashes, spitting, cumshots ... none of the above, thankyouverymuch.
That said, there's a move called "Pirates" which, while it still has some of the annoying tropes, is also self-referentially funny and contains some wit and *gasp* actual acting. It had a huge budget, somewhere around a million dollars, and was shot on location on an actual tall ship. The owners were surprised and unamused when they found out what kind of movie was being made on their ship, but they had already signed the contract.
IMDB says it's rated "R," but I guarantee you that the version I watched was not rated "R" anywhere in this time continuum.
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Quote by 1nympholes
Zero interest in watching, but now if they want to watch me. There could be volumes written on that subject.
Call me!
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Quote by Pegasus4
I should have added, 'If it was a couple you found attractive and interesting.'
Short answer, "Yep!"
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1 and 3 have kept me pretty satisfied. I could see going with #2 if a lady affirmatively offered, but I have no particular interest in being penetrated there, so I figure it would be rude to ask.
The others? Thanks, but no thanks.
The others? Thanks, but no thanks.