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TheUprightMan
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TheUprightMan
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Quote by gav
Now we are live and bedded in, I'm ready to accept new feature requests for the chat rooms.

Wish away.......



I see this is an ancient thread that just got resurrected, so I'm going to make use of it being here.

Some of the rooms tend to fill up and stay full, and if you want in you have to keep trying. No problem; I see the purpose and point of having limited numbers of people in a room. But...

Sometimes I'll see someone who's in two or three rooms. Again, not a problem except if the same person is in two rooms that are already full and a third that's just kind of semi-full. What about a feature that notifies such people that they must log out of the rooms that are at 24 or more, or out of the other room. If they do not, they will be ejected from full rooms in the order in which they entered them, starting in 60 seconds (or some other arbitrary time) until the conflict no longer exists.

I don't necessarily have a problem with people being in more than one room, but when they contribute to filling a room to capacity, they should either be engaging in that room or get out and let others in.

Does that make sense? Am I just being a cranky old youkidsgetouttamychatroom! guy?
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TheUprightMan
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I still remember the advice I read as a young man, 40 or so years ago. It was aimed at men looking to pick up women, but should work fine for anyone. Read articles written for your "target group" about where they should go to find potential partners, then *go *there *
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Quote by tom8o
Yes

HYE known that a wife/husband of a friend was having an affair, but kept it to yourself?


Not known, but have wondered. Did not discuss it.

Have you ever been late for work because you were caught up in Lush?
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Quote by DeepThroatDiva
Hi,

I am the farthest thing from a women interested in a serious romantic relationship. I am however, very interested and turned on by the idea of being in a relationship with a married couple... and by relationship.. I just wanna experience sex with both of them individually or/and together. Im trying to consider all the pros and cons, but I don't think I"m being that objective. Thoughts?


So, after all the good advice here, how did you do? Inquiring (salacious, voyeuristic) minds want to know.
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TheUprightMan
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Sleep nude unless there's a huge reason not to, like I'm sleeping on the couch when we visit my mom or something.
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Quote by GMOFLEISURE
Had a female employee confess a few days ago, that she masturbated while driving to work. Does that count as 'at work'?


No, but we're all curious now as to how that came up in conversation!
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Quote by greysgirl87
Just curious. Are all men inclined to want to try anal sex or is that too much of a fantasy?


I confess to curiosity, but that's about all.

Part of that is a reciprocity thing. I have no desire to have things put into my anus, so I don't feel I can reasonably ask as lady to let me put my cock into hers.

If a lady wanted it, I'd be perfectly happy to "go there" (and had an FWB who was enthusiastic about the idea, but who un-benefited me before we got to it), but I don't feel like my life is incomplete without it.
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Quote by sprite


Jennifer joined Lush on Jan 25, 2014. Sometimes great people fall under the radar a bit, so some of you might not realize how much she's given to this site, mostly very quietly. Above and beyond her usually very thoughtful posts giving out advice on some serious subjects, she's been responsible for gifting over a dozen gold memberships to people since the membership inception. it doesn't stop there, however. mostly what caught my eye is her habit of volunteering. need help editing? she's always happy to volunteer her time. need some advice? the same. a little help with this or that? yep, she'll put up her hand and there you go. she's even volunteered to look after my cats when i've been gone (a fate i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy let alone a friend!). she's never out for anything in return. it's just her nature. her awesome nature, i should say.

so yeah, thank you, Jennifer, for everything you do here (and all the wonderful stuff you do off line as well) and thank you for making this site a little better for your presence. you'll have a brand new blue badge gracing your profile sometime very soon. *hugs*



Oh, frabjous day, calloo, callay!

Here, have a virtual drink. If I ever get to be in the same place as you, I'll make it at least one real one.
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Quote by snowqueen5120
drinks..


Date, with fucking as a possible option. No blowjobs (I normally love those, but in this case...)
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I've dated women as short as 5'2" quite happily, and hit on women over 6' (unsuccessfully, I'm afraid). Given a magic wand (no, not that one, you pig), I'd probably be with a taller woman; really tall women are really hot. But I'm pretty happy with the right lass regardless of her height.

OK, back to work...
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A fascinating cocktail of fear, loneliness, frustration, and despair, with a nausea chaser.
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I know the question was directed to the ladies, but I had to jump in. I generally like the support afforded by briefs, but when I wear my kilt (), which is at every opportunity, I go commando. It's king of de rigeur, y'know?
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Quote by HeraTeleia


Might as well ask, Would you like to have sexual relations in a relatively clean portable toilet? A portable toilet is a portable toilet, and putting it six miles up in the air isn't going to change that portable toilet sanitizer stink. So, no thank you.


I've heard of people spooning under blankets on a long-haul flight. Very slow, very quiet, very careful. I dunno; I haven't had the opportunity to try.
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Utilikilt!

*Big pockets to carry everything I need
*Cool in the summertime
*Feeling of freedom (enough said)
*For once, making a fashion statement that isn't "Jesus, cover that up!"
*Easy. Access. Heh heh heh...
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Quote by Metilda
It depends on her body and how she's wired, really. Case by case. Everyone's different.

I have a small clit and honest to god cannot stand any of that over-attention. Broad, generalized pressure is good enough. Very quickly any pleasure can turn to irritation and a MAJOR turn-off. Nothing intense, direct, or specific. If I had anything bigger I'd be even worse off.

Frustrating to me, my husband (14 years later) still somehow insists that 'if only you'll let me . . . you'll know how good it feels' He won't take my REACTION and DISLIKE for what it is.

Too many guys seem to think that the clit is some magic button - but it's really case-by-case based on the woman and her body, not something you watched in a movie one time. And apparently the sensitivity of it has nothing to do with it's outward appearance.


It's possible that a larger clit would actually mean you could take more stimulation because the nerve endings would be further apart. You probably have the same number of nerve endings (approximately) as a larger clit, or even a penis, since they start out in utero as the same structure. When the nerve endings are packed into a relatively small space, that means what would be pleasant for another woman is just overload for you.*

But since your clit is what it is, it behooves your husband to listen to what you tell him and do what pleases you.






*I hope I'm not "mansplaining" here. That's not my intention. I'm speculating based on some information I read many years ago.
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Quote by mranonymous7
this is probably a stupid question but I've wonder what the answer was for a long time.

For those that don't know, The prostate is the gland that makes anal intercourse pleasurable for males.

I just wonder why some females find it pleasurable since they don't have one.

Can anyone answer that? .


Not being a woman, I can't say for sure, but I've been told that anal also stimulates the g-spot. It gives a different type of stimulation from vaginal penetration, so a different kind of sensation. Rumor has it some women like it.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
I wish that all my work will magically get done by elves this weekend...


Granted, but the price they demand is horrific.

I wish my job paid substantially more with substantially less hassle.
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Quote by Guest
Just wondered how many people would or have met others from here for sex?


Have not, but certainly would if the right opportunity presented itself.
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Not for me. I was fortunate to have a chance to play with a lass who was just turning 30 recently, but at my age most of the women I play with are older than that. My tastes are eclectic; not restricted by some arbitrary cutoff age (except at the lower end of the scale, of course).
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Quote by Katje
I've always had this naughty DP fantasy, and that scenario fits the bill!


You don't need the guys to be bi for that to happen. Just sayin'...
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Quote by HugoWould
Do you fantasize about your secretary? Or work colleague?
Do you wank at work over them?


I had a manager once who was H A W T. We danced around one another, sneaking up on work-appropriate boundaries, but never did anything more than that.

And no, I did not wank thinking about her. OK, maybe once or twice, but not at work.
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Quote by oohlala74
I have a thing for rubbing my pussy on men's legs if they're hairy, the feeling of hair against my clit drives me wild. Do guys like it if women do this? Would it turn you off?


By all means, feel free to get yourself off by rubbing your pussy over my leg, arm, fingers, tongue, cock, shoulder, ass, hip, knee...

You get the idea.

In fact, it could be a fun game for repeat partners: "which body part have we not done yet?"
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Quote by boredchic34
So just curious you guys.....whats the longest amount of time you have gone (one session not having to stop to get hard again). And what is the most times ypu have cum in one fuck session?


Most orgasms was two in one session, I admit, and that was a rarity; I usually need to stop, rest, and reload.

Now, I did have one time with a lady who needed literally an hour of oral to get off. She spent an hour squatting over my face, playing with my cock to keep it hard. After she came, I got a nice long fuck. It was a long time ago, so I don't remember how long I lasted, but I remain proud of spending an hour licking a pussy; her orgasm was the stuff of legend.
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I believe Lush has editors who will be happy to help you in depth/detail. I'm just going to make one suggestion. You keep changing from present to past tense; pick one (probably present) and stick with it.
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It's a porn thing. Proves he's not just acting, but it spoils it for me because I never want to stop and jerk. I can do that by myself. If she wants me to come in her (which has never been requested), I'll let her jerk me.
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