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TonyaL
1 month ago
Straight Female, 49
United States
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Snake Charmera
Looks like I'm the first one in today. I'll have Bertha doing her magic as soon as I de-sludge her. I've set that aside for Carl. She rinsed out and ready to go. The kettle is filled and heating for anyone who needs tea or cocoa this morning.
I've read all the comp entries and there are some really good ones. The "whoring" part is quite difficult for me.
Who needs a drink? Coffee, tea, bleers, whines, fine lickers anyone? Have a great weekend.
I've read all the comp entries and there are some really good ones. The "whoring" part is quite difficult for me.
Who needs a drink? Coffee, tea, bleers, whines, fine lickers anyone? Have a great weekend.
Snake Charmera
Hey all. Hope everyone is doing well. Congratulations to Sunny on passing finals and Jeff for your daughter getting her permit. I had some steroid injections today. They we're not fun. I'm just glad the numbness is finally gone. It's been a gloomy wet and rainy day here in Jersey. We even had a tornado watch for a bit. I think I'd like a Hannah before I go to sleep.
Snake Charmera
So I'm really not that great at "whoring" myself out but would really love if you'd check out my story, Beyond Bad. I know everyone wants to know who is really in charge of the White House. I'm also just a sweet Jersey gal looking for votes. I can't offer up sex chat or pictures etc. Well I could send you pictures just not of me. Maybe of G and his bunny. I could offer you drinks on me at Rump's bar and I can write a story for you in any category you pick with you as the star.
Please if you could be so kind check out my story,
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-beyond-bad-.aspx
Please if you could be so kind check out my story,
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-beyond-bad-.aspx
Snake Charmera
Quote by vanessa26
Actually now I want to know what everyone in here collects
I know I'm a day or two late to the party but...
In my house everyone collects something
My mil collects dolls (Barbie and porcelain baby dolls) crocheting and Hallmark ornaments
My S/O collects cars (plastic models, diecast, and real)
My oldest son collects Funko Pops, Jesse James toys, monster garage toys, matchbox cars, Dale Earnhardt Jr diecasts, sweatshirts, hats, horror movies, anything horror related, rocks, and at Halloween time he'll tell you souls
My younger son collects random parts for dirt bikes and cars, matchbox cars, Tony Stewart diecast and knives
My littley collects Funko Pops, superhero Barbie's, shells, rocks, Halloween dolls, skeletons, and porcelain Indian dolls
I collect memories
Yes my house tends to look like an organized hoarder and a junk yard.
More tea for me. Can I get anyone else something.
Snake Charmera
Good morning dear friends. BB is de-sludged and brewing some wonderful Java. The kettle is on. As soon as I find the mugs I'll rinse them out as well. Sorry I've been awol for awhile. Life had gotten a bit busy over the holiday. I hope everyone had a great Easter. I'm going to sit over here and catch up on what I've missed. Who needs a drink? Coffee, tea, fine lickers...
Snake Charmera
Good morning Carl, Susie, and everyone else who happens upon this place. I'll have some hot tea please. Busy busy here preparing for the holiday. I only am going through all of this for my littley because holidays are very tiring. The guys in my house have no idea what we do to get ready for them to sit at the table to enjoy everything. If I don't get back I hope all who celebrate have a wonderful Easter. Everyone else I wish you a wonderful weekend.
Snake Charmera
Good morning. It's my turn to get Bertha brewing and de-sludged. The kettle is on. The mugs are washed up. Thank you all for your lovely comments on my story. I'm glad it's getting a great review. This week is busy preparing for Easter dinner. I hope everyone has a happy hump day. I'll be over here enjoying my tea while I read some more comp entries.
Snake Charmera
I finally did it. My story is finished and on the front page. Please please please read and vote. Let me know what you think and if you like it please tell your friends. Thank you very much for your support.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-beyond-bad-.aspx#comments
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-beyond-bad-.aspx#comments
Snake Charmera
Good morning Carl, I'll have a cup of tea if you please. I had a somewhat busy weekend and today is a rainy day. Great for my flowers. My comp piece will be up today. Once it is I will post the link. This will be a busy week full of Easter preparations. My littley is ready to dye eggs and her egg hunt was cancelled Saturday so if the weather is good it will be this week. She is loving the spring weather. She is outside all day between riding her bike, playing on her swing-set and her brothers teaching her how to ride her four wheeler she is in her glory. Today is "beach day" at school. She plays that at home often so will be fun for her to share with others. I hope everyone has a wonderful day.
Snake Charmera
Good morning everyone. Hot tea please. I'm not quite ready to start the day, so I think I'll just sit here quietly and enjoy my tea until I'm fully awake. I'm so glad it's Friday. Tomorrow morning I take my littley to an Easter egg hunt. She is going to love it. Today is grandparents day at school. She super excited to have her Grammy with her. That leaves me three hours of quiet. 
Hope everyone enjoys their day.
Hope everyone enjoys their day. Snake Charmera
Good morning Carl and Miss Curvy. I'll have some hot tea please. I promise my story will be sent in soon. I'll definitely need all the help I can get whoring it out. Today I will take it kind of easy as my torturer (physical therapist) really made me work hard last evening and my muscles and knee are screaming at me today. I truly can't wait to be done with that. I hope everyone has a great day.
Snake Charmera
Good morning. Is it my turn to set up Bertha? Ok, just give me a quick moment and I'll have her de-sludged and purring under my fingers. The kettle is on for tea and cocoa. Jeff I hope your daughter is doing ok. I feel you, I always say I need to wrap my boys in bubble wrap. They don't let you hang on though. I've already decided my littley cannot leave until she is thirty. Lol Well it's hump day and looks like a nice one here in the East. Chris got snow yesterday, I couldn't believe it. It was in the sixties here. My story is coming along. I promise it will be up soon. Coffee, tea, bleers, fine lickers anyone? Have a great day.
Snake Charmera
Good evening. I'll take a Hannah before bed, please. I'm enjoying the comp entries. I think I read all the rump patrons. If I missed yours please let me know. My story is in the editing phase. I will read it several times to double check my tenses etc. Then I need to figure out a name for it. Tomorrow is another day. Good night.
Snake Charmera
Good morning Carl and Grace. Thank you for the set up and donuts. I'll have some hot tea as I read over my comp piece to see if I feel it's ready or not. It is looking to be a beautiful spring day here in Jersey. That will make my littley happy. She loves riding her bike. She also has learned the concept of earning money. She helped her dad clean up after a job and also picked up broken twigs in the yard. She excitedly came to tell me she made ten dollars. I asked him if cost of labor when up. We used to pay my boys a dollar or two for the same type of work. I'm slowly reading the comp stories as I want to finish mine before I read them all. Thankfully so far no one has the same notorious type of figure as I do, yet. Hope everyone has a wonderful Monday.