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TraceEkies

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1 Apr 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
... Trace, here's your coffee. Carl took all the Jameson with him. If he doesn't come dragging back in before too long, you might try a shot or two of Beaver Breath Brandy. Now anybody else need a drink?

Well damn! Guess he decided I'd already had enough of his booze. Yeah, I'll go with the Beaver Breath Brandy, but make it a double, if you would please.

BTW: Just submitted my first attempt at Flash Erotica. Been poking around Lush for almost five years now, but until now, didn't even know what it was. (Whoever mods it will probably think I still don't know what it is.)

1 Apr 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
... Anybody else need some of Big Bertha's best brew or one of our more robust drinks -- maybe both?

Yes, got my first task of the day out of the way and ready for my second cup of Bertha's finest. But could I please have a shot of Jameson's in it. lol

lol

1 Apr 2019

Morning Carl & Susie ...

Got time for a cup of coffee before the day gets too far along.

Please, don't anyone get up - I'll get it myself ...
(puts money in jar) My 2 cents

My 2 cents

(and serves himself a cup) coffee

coffee

31 Mar 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
No doubt Grace is right, as usual, about that New Mexican beer. However, since Trace lives in the Lone Star State, maybe some Lone Star or Shiner Bock beer would be sound alternatives. Of course, for Celtic consistency, we'd need to try a few bottles of Guinness. Whatever the outcome, one of those beers is bound to mix perfectly with Jamesons, imo. ;)

Night, y'all. The bar is now self-service until one of the early morning crew comes in and tries to restore some order. Until then, leave all tips and payments on the bar next to the hot pistachio nut machine so Terrance the Tarantula can keep some of his many eyes on things.

Had to leave before you were able to respond. Haven't tried that New Mexican beer, so can't weigh in on that, but Shiner does sound good. Never tried it with Jameson's but it should work. However, for now, Tonya, Curvy, whoever, I got to have some of that Big Bertha stuff. coffee

coffee

31 Mar 2019

Quote by GraceW
If I had my druthers Sara's avatar would be wearing a burka to protect her from all you preverts. ...

What a waste that would be!

30 Mar 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
... Trace, Sam Adams and bourbon is a righteous drink. I tried to make up for the beer being a tad high-tone and trendy with bourbon that most definitely was not. Enjoy ...

"high-tone and trendy" I am not. I could go for something more common in beer but I don't like skimping on the whiskey. If I can talk Carl into letting me have a shot or two of that Jameson he always seems to have, what would you recommend for a beer?

30 Mar 2019

Quote by Denim_Daisy10

Looking for the best Easter bunny avatar so you never know what will happen next

Not sure what you're looking for, and yes, I do understand this is a cat costume, but is this anything like what you are looking for?

30 Mar 2019

Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Evening folks
Long day helping a friend with a yard sale set up and I'm wore out . Hadn't worked that hard in a long time
So a ginger ale before bed .
Bright and early day tomorrow helping with the yard sale

I know zip about hockey
Now baseball I grew up on
The season is a 162 regular season games then a month of play off games .

Jesus, and I thought Sara's previous avatar was hot. Cant' wait to see the next one.

And thank you Rump for getting my drink refilled last night. Seems a Sam Adams and bourbon is too 'revolutionary'. Might need to switch to something with umbrellas or maybe floating marshmallows or maybe both -

28 Mar 2019

A BB with a shot of bourbon, please.

27 Mar 2019

And hi to Sara and Mr Green who must have snuck in while I was in the loo.

27 Mar 2019

Hi Gillian, hi Suzy.

Until there was so much talk here about 'flash', I had never bothered to even consider it - didn't even really know what it was. Since becoming at least 'noddingly' acquinted with it, however, I've been dusting off old pieces that didn't fit into my usual writing, looking for stuff I can turn into 'flash'. There may be hope yet.

But before I get back to that project - how about a Sam Adams. Pint Drunk

Pint Drunk

26 Mar 2019

Quote by curvygalore
Evening, Sara and Trace and anyone else who's around and about.

Been a busy old day here. An evening pint would do rightly.

Hello, Curvy. I am still here but was about to leave. Got a meeting tonight. I expect most of you will be gone by the time I get back. But I do have time for one for the road. Pint Drunk

Pint Drunk

Another pint, barkeep, and put Curvy's on my tab.

26 Mar 2019

Quote by Verbal
I am not fond of mornings either, Trace. You have my sympathies.

Fun party last night. Never been at a girl's night out before. ...

I still haven't. Must have gotten here too late.

26 Mar 2019

I hate mornings.

Morning Susie - you managing Big Bertha today or is Curvy still at it. Whatever, I do need a coffee. Morning, Carl.

26 Mar 2019

Quote by Denim_Daisy10

Hi Trace .sorry to hear the doctor cancelled on you

Probably just as well - saved a bunch of money, or at least postponed it.

Can't believe you are still here, Sara

Hi all. Do I have to drink something with those funny little umbrellas or can I drink something more normal, like maybe beer and tomato juice?

25 Mar 2019

Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Howdy folks
Not even noon on my mountain(11:13am) and today is already kicking my butt
Hope everyone is surviving Monday

Sorry, I missed seeing you Daisy. Eyes don't adjust to the light quite as quick as they used to.

25 Mar 2019

Just had a doctor's appointment canceled on me and since I was in the neighborhood, thought I stop for a pick-me-up.
I know it's a little late for this but if any of that Big Bertha stuff is still around, I'd love a cup of that with a little whiskey thrown in.

24 Mar 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
... Anybody else need something ...

Pint Drunk

I could go for another Sam Adams while you're up.

24 Mar 2019

Finally got a free evening. Hi all. Since I'm no longer getting paid for that "interesting" guy thing, I guess I can drink whatever I want. How about a Sam Adams, please.

20 Mar 2019

Quote by fuzzy1954

you are always welcome Trace

Thank you, kind sir. That is some really fantastic stuff. Goes great with Big Bertha - not bad straight either. Yes, I know, I swore off it till next St. Patrick's day, but I just couldn't resist. Thank you, again.

20 Mar 2019

With Verbal and Alice out back doing god knows what, just leaves Carl, Sprite and Rump, unless there's someone hiding out in the crapper.

Not a terribly big crowd, but Hi, yall. If there's still some of that Bertha stuff around, (it may be afternoon but it still seems early to me), I'll take that and Carl would you spot me a bit of that Jameson's or is it gone?

19 Mar 2019

Quote by Green_Man
Well, Bill, Trace has the username TraceEkies and his avatar picture is the jewish fellow who was The Most Interesting Man in the World, an advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer. The ads featured a bearded, debonair gentleman with voiceovers that were both humorous and outrageous and the slogan "Stay Thirsty My Friends". Trace uses the motto "Stay Horny My Friends."

Anyway, Trace has enjoyed posting pictures and GIFS of the Dos Equis fellow as he becomes acquainted with us here. I'm afraid it would be difficult to describe the pictures he has posted. But they tend to be humorous and relate to what is going on here in the Bar.

Thank you!

19 Mar 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
... On my screen the last two post by Trace were about as blank as my brain. If something shows up on your screens, the first person to tell me all about it will earn a free beer on Jeff's account. Thing is, my screen reader can't 'grok' dem moving gif thing-a-may-bobs (sorry about the technical jargon) Someday, an advanced version might be able to describe the 'flashing boobs image but for now, a guy can only dream that's what's on the screen with he gets a blank post here or on the timeline. Anyway, any help would be depreciated. ...

Rump, I'm sorry you've been missing these as a good bit of them have been directed toward you - recognizing your birthday, complimenting you for having such a fantastic gin joint, etc.

Unfortunately, most of what I have posted is in pictures, (computer images including jpegs and gifs). There have been no 'flashing boobs' - mostly pictures of a drunk Trace Ekies, (see what this place is doing to me!)

Maybe someone else can explain the pictures better. I'm not so good with the words as you, Verbal, Sprite and the other real talents here.

BTW, (final), even my signature is a picture - XXX, which in Spanish is written, Tres Equis, and the tag line, "Stay horny, my friends". (No, I am not Hispanic. My ancestors are mostly from Northern Europe and I grew up primarily in New York.)

Anyway, as I said in my pictures, I'm really loving this place and thanks to you and everyone else for making it so special.

19 Mar 2019

19 Mar 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
... When it comes to religion, well, I'm a Reform Druid (we worship bushes in addition to trees). As for my rank/title, "The Right Reverand of Lush" it reflects less on theology than my admitted weakness for alliterations. However, if folks would ever stop swiping the sacramental wine, the doors of 'The First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers' might reopen -- someday. ...

18 Mar 2019

Quote by fuzzy1954
... rumor has it Trace a few of us degenerates even have our mail sent here ...

I used to have a lawyer - called his office phone number printed on his card - it was the local pub.

Been thinking about doing that myself. This place have a phone number?

You know, what I really like about Rumplations is I've been hanging around here for several days now and I haven't heard one discussion of politics or religion. I don't know if that's a rule around here or just the fact that everyone here respects the idea that others, even those we call friends, might have differing views. (If it is a rule, might want to add sports. That's a topic that sure tends to divide people.)

Don't get me wrong. I think we all need something to believe in. Even I have some cherished beliefs. Like right now, I believe I'll have a beer!

18 Mar 2019

Yes, I know it's late but that was one wicked party in here, being St. Patricks Day and Bill's Birthday. I just had to sleep in.

No more Guinness and Jameson's for me - at least not until next St. Patricks Day. Today I need some of that Big Bertha stuff.

Wow! Can't believe how many people are already here today.

18 Mar 2019

18 Mar 2019

Quote by GraceW
I have a real name, but I only use it for work-related activities, my RL writing, publishing, plumbing, etc. For many, many years, probably since Al Gore invented the internet, I have been Mrs Weasel for gaming. This is my first chat site, and I kept Mrs as my sig until friends complained that Mrs was not a proper name for me. I used Cerce for a week or two, she was one of my characters, but I didn't like it. I was about to ask for suggestions when a lover accidentally called me Grace. Best name I've ever had other than my real one.

Got it. I won't pry anymore.

Now I've lost track of who's tending bar. Anyway, what I really need to know - is it too late to get another Guinness?

18 Mar 2019

Quote by TonyaL

Bill is the owner of this fine establishment (rump) I tend to use people's names if they allow it as I find it much friendlier. I am a person who tries to he friendly with everyone. I don't see lush as "internet people" as they are just friends. I respect others wishes though as some choose not to divulge their real names here and that's ok, too. You will see me respect others in different ways as they have earned my respect deeply. Sir(greenman or Larry) as well as Master (ChrisM) and there are a couple others.
Marshmallows are Sara's thing. She eats them by the truckload with her cocoa.
Gil collects cocktail umbrellas and we try to always have a new box for her
Miss Curvy is definitely the entertainment organizer as she can dance us all under the table I believe.
The lovely Sprite, Verbal, and Seeker are big fans of tentacle sex and classic sci-fi films. King Kong Godzilla etc.
Above all else everyone brings a unique style in their writing and their personalities to the site and this special place.

I'll have a beer please ?

What a rundown! Thanks again. You should write a book on this place (or have you?}