TraceEkies's Forum Posts

18 Mar 2019

Quote by Buz

Bill is our main man, the barkeep, Rumpy. The patron of this thread. The Louisiana dude now residing in the western desert, amongst the cactus.

Thank you for the enlightenment. I was pretty sure there had to be a good reason for all the homage he was being paid. He is certainly due every bit of it for having provided this fun and gritty bar for us to hang in.

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17 Mar 2019

Good to see you out, Tonya.

I keep going back to that awesome orientation you gave me a few days back. Still can't figure out who 'Bill' is though.

Oh, and thanks for the Guinness.

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17 Mar 2019

Quote by Denim_Daisy10
... Hi Trace. I'm Sara ! I'm the resident cute little redneck around here . I am also the hot chocolate and marshmallow expert

Oh fyi y'all it's our favorite old blind barkeep's birthday today !

And Hi back, Sara. Don't understand about the 'hot chocolate and marshmallow' stuff, but ...

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17 Mar 2019

Quote by GraceW

Sara is the cute little redneck known as Denim Daisy.

Thank you. Now do you have another name, or are you actually 'Grace'?

Yeah, I think a shot a Jameson's in my coffee would taste really good right now.

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17 Mar 2019

I'm still having trouble with the times around here. Looks like I got here a tad early.

Nice to see that others are drifting in as well.

Susie, if you can get that tap working, I'd still like to have a pint of Guinness.

But I'll also take a cup of Big Bertha since it is still morning.

I know you're meaning well with that bottle of Jameson, Carl, but it is awful early for hard stuff.

I'm still trying to sort people out. For some reason, can't put a face on Sara yet.

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17 Mar 2019

So give me a pint of Guinness!

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17 Mar 2019

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16 Mar 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Trace, if those two Sprite stories on your fav list do not include 'Blondie and the Black Knight' then you need a third -- trust me.

You're right! It's three now!

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16 Mar 2019

And I see that Buz snuck in while I was talking. Wouldn't be fair not to mention that three of those fifteen 'favs' were written by him.

Put that Bloody Mary of his on my tab, please.

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16 Mar 2019

Morning all. Couldn't help but overhear, as I came in -

Quote by Green_Man

It's a shame not to see more from you, Rach, ...

I agree! I just took a look at my list of 'Favourite Stories'. In nearly five years on Lush, I've only 'faved' fifteen, and two of them were written by Sprite!

I think I'll try some of that Big Bertha stuff - hear it's pretty damn good!

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16 Mar 2019

Quote by Lauradj

No problemo. Your next drink can be on me. Pssst *whispers* Just put it on Seeker's tab

I think you can tell - I had enough for one night. But thanks anyway. Wait! Hold it!

But Seeker's tab - oh yeah, right, he's sick, won't know the difference. (I'd be sick too if I mixed Sprite with my beer.)

Sprite... that the same one writes about the ketchup? Oh christ, that must have been five years ago I read that. And she's the one asked me for id the other day?

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15 Mar 2019

Quote by Lauradj

You have to be a Gold or Platinum member to be able to get your rank changed.

Thank you.

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15 Mar 2019

Can anyone tell me how I can change my 'rank'?

I consider it an honor to be allowed to drink and otherwise socialize with the talented people that hang out in RUMPLATIONS. (Comp winners, top 10 comp entries, numerous RRs, lots of famous stories, etc.) 'Advanced Wordsmith', a 'rank' assigned to me by Lush, does not seem appropriate. I would like to change it.

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15 Mar 2019

Quote by seeker4

Sorry, I done did fucked up and edited what you said instead of quoting you. I'm still getting used to the new Mod boxes.

Laura whoops.

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15 Mar 2019

Quote by fuzzy1954

welcome Trace

I have this problem of dropping by playing music and drinking a wee bit

Wow! You do take your drinking serious. 40 year old scotch? Way beyond my price range, but I'll be happy to help you drink it.

What kind of music are you going to play for us.

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15 Mar 2019

Quote by TonyaL

Big Bertha is the coffee pot. You never know what kind of java you will get. It usually depends on how well it's de-sludged and what kind of beans and water are used that day. Occasionally it may be swamp water, or Jersey water, sometimes Canadian coffee or Irish coffee. It's always semi-ok coffee always lots of caffeine. You can always enhance it with Beavers Breath Brandy. Glad you are enjoying the place. Don't try to eat the peanuts that Terrance's domain and those two dusty people in the back are Coma and Tose. They are permanent fixtures. Btw never ask what goes on in the stockroom that's a need to know basis. Outback is the dumpster hot tub and a table for nicer days or ya know smoking the good stuff. We always welcome food or baked goods. Beer is served and you'll notice specialty drinks as well. Your barmaids are Curvy myself, sometimes Denimdaisy and then the barkeep Rump always is most helpful as well as of the other regulars here. Enjoy your Friday.

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15 Mar 2019

Quote by seeker4

... better than Corona at least ...

It is the same brewery, though, isn't it?

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15 Mar 2019

Quote by seeker4

White nationalists shot up two mosques. 49 dead.

How can anyone be so hateful?

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15 Mar 2019

Good to see that some others have shown up. I mean, I did shower!

Big Bertha's goodness? Can someone tell me about it?

Lived in Dallas too - always North Dallas, most recently in Carrolton. Currently near the border of Mexico though. (Close enough that I go there for my drugs - the legitimate kind - and my dental work.

Hi yall! Thanks for making me feel welcome.

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15 Mar 2019

I must have fallen asleep. I think I was the last one left here last night, but it's looking pretty busy right now. Yes, I am ready for a cup of coffee, please, or should I make it a Bloody Mary?

And what's this business about New Zealand? Did I sleep through something important?

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14 Mar 2019

Quote by TonyaL

So being new here and all I dug this up for you.

Thank you, pretty lady! That is most kind of you.

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14 Mar 2019

I have a friend who swears by that Modelo stuff, especially the Negro, but I've never tried it.

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14 Mar 2019

I might get comfortable here yet. I'll have a Shiner. If you don't have that, make it Dos Equis.

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14 Mar 2019

Okay, trying again. Got run off last week by Sprite because I didn't have my ID, but I got it now.
I see people drinking a bunch of other stuff so I'm really curious - is it okay to just have a beer?

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10 Mar 2019

Quote by sprite

gonna need to see your ID, mister. we don't serve miners (cause they leave coal dust all over the floor).

I seem to have lost it. How about a cup of coffee?

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10 Mar 2019

Keep hearing about this place - thought I'd stop in.

Listening to the talk about fancy drinks though, makes me wonder if I'm in the right place. I'm really just a beer drinker - hope that doesn't offend anyone.

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18 Feb 2019

Just read both. A lot of talent here. Hope to see more.

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17 Dec 2018

Definitely a great way to begin. (I also think 68's okay once in a while - that's I do her and she owes me one.) Except for when I was a teen, though, it is only a beginning.

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17 Dec 2018

If my partner likes showing off, and the place or places we go are okay with women showing off, then I would definitely opt for going out. However, that's just the appetizer which should lead to something more, probably at her place or mine. boobieflash2

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17 Dec 2018

Below average but I have a cute way of getting on and off.DMIBCujitAioMzjQ

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