One of my coworkers mentioned that he'd caught his sons wanking his meat to porn. I was foolish enough to chime in and say that I was glad I had a daughter. They don't do that kind of stuff. "Girls are the worst," my friend, Gary, spoke up. "My little angel asked for a handheld shower head, and now my water bills have doubled. My wife told me not to bring it up, or I'd give her a complex. She's sixteen now, and it was a '...