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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
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Oh boy we need to be kind to our English Lushies today.
They're playing rugby in Cardiff(never an easy task), with a French ref (which never goes well) and are getting some terrible decisions being given against them.
Ooh they're livid over it too.
Quote by fillelapine
I have written over 2500 words for a new story in the past 2 days. smile I hope everyone is well. Or well fucked. Or fucked well. Or just fucked.


Bunny darling so lovely to see you again.
Well done on being so productive, I look forward to reading your latest work when it's ready for us fans to get our greedy paws on it.

Have a hug and a cuppa.

The only times I've seen a man cum I was the cause, so it wasn't really a turn on for me.
It usually meant after about 10 minutes he'd wander off to grab a beer from the fridge leaving me to grab a shower, take care of myself and go do something I wanted to do.
Yeah I'm not really an expert on men.
Pops up from behind the bar hair dripping wet, spits a mouthful of water onto the bar top.
Flops onto the bar top, squelching and and wheezes for a few moments.

Never ever ask James to help you wash your hair, what kind of man wears a wetsuit to wash the mugs and then half water boards you when washing your hair.

Sheesh. Hope everybody is having a great weekend so far.
I haven't yet braved the rugby if only because I'm getting palpitations that Italy might turn up to play and have the match of their life. I don't think I can take losing 3 matches in a row.

I'm going to plunge my face into an open sewer or possibly the hot tub out back to get the dish soap out of my mouth.

Back in a few minutes.
Quote by Beffer
I've never been to a party with a paid male stripper, only college dorm parties where guys would strip, hoping to get us girls to do likewise. I'd much prefer to be at a party with a female stripper, with whom I'd be more than willing to engage.


Oh yes the boys can keep their clothes on but bring me a female stripper and I will tip like a fiend.
The last time I intentionally tried to turn a guy on I only needed to make my tits jiggle so they knew there was no bra on underneath.
That and the bumps my nipples made always got their engine running.
Course they were in their twenties and the sight of a carrot could get them hard so what do I know.
Oh yes, but keep it creative, keep it flirtatious and keep it hot.
And for the love of heaven keep going till you can be in my arms.
Then be ready for action because if you sext me right I certainly will be.
Good gracious what a day.

Since this week has been a tough one with a minor breakthrough for me, I will pick up the tab for tonight.

Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.

Places a tray of hazelnut and chocolate croissants on the bar.

Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.


Going to have a manic day today, so the dryad will be tending bar when I@m not here.
Big hugs to you all my darlings. Hope you're all feeling the call of Spring in your bones as your sap rises after the winter slumber.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Morning, all!


Michelle, you young witch you – it's always a feast for the eyes to spy you here. Good day, and good stomping to you! I'll need an incantation today – big presentation for a client this evening (they're in a different time zone), and could use some Luck! Pray for me?


Off to the word mines. Work today, but I've just got a new truck-load of inspiration that's been keeping me up all night. And awake, too! I'll start writing it down once I'm past my client-stuff!



Clips an owl feather to your lapel and gives you a kiss on the cheek.

That should be proof against almost any test of confidence.
Walk with Grace and everything is possible.
Quote by delacruzinforjosh


Don't worry; I don't plan on it cause I'm saving my heart for her no matter how long it takes.

I...I've honestly never loved any woman this deeply - not even Anne or the two semi-girlfriends I had years ago.

...but I gotta ask. Why is this so amusing to you? Not offended - merely curious.


Not amusing darling, it reminds me of the power of Love.
That Love really makes all things possible, to see how much you Love puts a smile on my face that you still have that wonderful Light within.
So keep Loving, keep living, and keep being your lovely self.
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.


Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.


Hello you lovely people.

Emma there's nothing wrong with being broody. I get like that about dogs and cats, and every time I get half way to getting one Life always scuppers that plan. Be kind to yourself.

Elyse I get a huge kick out of hearing your intense devotion to Jane. You have a big beautiful loving heart, never ever let the world take that from you.
Big squishy hugs, because I love giving them.

Tonya Thanks for the set up, I can look after the washing up. Dryads make the job so much easier then doing it by hand.

I hope you're all having a kick ass day, stomping the world under your boots, and giving those jealous haters a Real Reason to properly hate you.
I know I am.
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That works up to a point. At least it keeps you in practice. Right now, though, much of my output get deleted (and I do mean SHIFT-DELETE for those who know their Windows). Not stuff I want to put out there for various reasons, sometimes quality and sometimes content.

Good morning, all. Looks like a nice day here and the weather has warmed up a bit. Tea, please. Orange pekoe with a wedge of lime.


Oh I find the quality of my writing takes a dip if I get out of practice or worse if I push the muse too hard.
She gets really fickle after that and trying to get any proper work out of her is a waste of time.
I find writing something at all, is merely going through the forms and motions so I keep the channel to my muse open.
I also find that if I'm not feeling the urge to write I go do something to shake things up.
Go for a run, read a book that isn't your normal style, watch something challenging.
A friend of mine uses Sex and the City as a way to motivate her to do her treadmill sessions.
She can swap 1 hour of treadmill for 1 episode of S&S. Frankly she'd rather eat her running shoes then watch the show so it gets her on the machine pounding the miles away.

Just a few coppers for the hat.



Oh and your tea.
Quote by fuzzy1954

Morning Michelle Thanks for the morning set ups

Saw the Witch is In sign and stopped on my way for my morning doughnut run

Thought some Rockabilly may make you get your toes tapping
The Devil Daughters ... Baddest Girls In Town



Be back shortly


The Rocabilly is one thing, but those girls are mad as all heck to be riding around on one wheel.
Reminds me of the kids on their bikes these days, they're all racing around doing extended wheelies.
If one of those damn fools hits my car I will make them eat the darn bike,

Ahem, Will be a good Witch and not throw hexes about.
So tempted to give them itchy undies or something.
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Names NAMES Michelle this ancient lion will have none of this "Shove the shower head into your (or anyone's) mouth

So just to be clear next song



I also noticed Michelle stopped in The Think Tank r as I call it The Hate Tank. I must say to a few in there, your use of Elder Agnes went way WAY over their heads



Morning James



Yes Carl I held my nose jumped in the gunge tank and escaped without the need for a tetanus shot or any serious injuries.
I did rather feel like I'd put my hand in a lions mouth, reckless and I can see why some people keep doing it. That adrenaline surge is intense.
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Well, all of the things I write are a work of love in some way, but I know what you meant.

It's just that writing about Jane is a lot like what I imagine talking to her irl would be like - enough to make me speechless even if I know what I want to say.


Just a little tip, when you're having trouble thinking of what to write, write anything.
Just like having a difficult conversation, the worst thing is to say nothing, just saying anything at all breaks the silence and makes it easier for both sides to chip in. So write anything at all, and then just pretend you're actually telling your story to someone you trust.
Be as long winded as you wish, let your pencil wander as far as it likes, because when you start to edit it, you can wrangle those pesky thoughts back into line.

Elyse you have talent, amazing creativity and plenty of heart. If those aren't the ingredients for producing wonderful work, I'm talking cabbage.
Speaking of which I hope that spell expired for a while there I was a sentient cabbage, it was most confusing to keep wanting to root my knees in the earth and look for water.
Quote by fuzzy1954

Next up .. what would a morning be without Carly?

Carly Simon ... Let The River Run



I used to be obsessed with this track, I sang it in the shower a lot too.
Not naming any names, but someone asked me to change the song or they'd shove the shower head in my mouth to shut me up.
Honestly I'm a patient woman sometimes I really am.
Quote by lynnwitt
Two suggestions:

1) use Lush email and send your draft to yourself after each iteration

2) just work offline and keep the drafts on your computer



That reads like someone who lost a whole lot of work at least once and has adopted this strategy to never go through that again.
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This is Fluid


That deserves a free drink at Rumps bar for making me laugh.
Best tip I can give you about that, is write the story and when it's all done see where it fits best.
Course my humour one came when I challenged myself to write something sexy and silly, strangely it worked out pretty well.
If the category is wrong, the mods will nudge you towards one that might fit better.
Sometimes a story clearly belongs in one category, sometimes it could go in a number of them.
So don't get bogged down in the category, free the muse and let the words flow.
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.

Places a tray of hazelnut and chocolate croissants on the bar.

Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.


Good morning my lovely Lushies.
I see there's been another drunken party in here last night, honestly the state of the place.

Bill it's wonderful to hear you joined the double shot club. Always good to look after yourself, my dad is due to get his double shots later this week, he's in his 70's. My mother has threatened to twist his ear and drag him there if he tries to get out of getting the shots.
I think you deserve a croissant and a double hug.

James slip a few bucks in my tip jar and it's amazing where the bill for the nights boozing ends up being recorded.
I just hope Sprite never does a proper check of her bill, there's some very unorthodox book keeping on it.

Elyse darling some of the finest Operas in the world have been created by a love struck composer. Feel the power of that Love and pour it into words.
I found it incredibly soothing when I hurt, and a proper celebration of Love when I was feeling smitten.


Quote by fillelapine


Thank you, Terri. I'm not sure I'm much of a writer, either, but I enjoy doing it when it goes well. smile


Bunny says the woman with a top 10 entry on her first comp entry. Celebrate your talents, enjoy your writing and if you don't feel like putting pencil to paper put it down and don't force it. I ended up really forcing mine for the comp entry and the muse is sulking at me for doing so.
For a basic explanation of how it all ties together think of it this way.
You need to go shopping and have a shopping list.
You write down the shopping list (Storage) and go to the store.
You look at the shopping list, take first item on it (RAM) and think about what it looks like (GPU).
Then you walk around the aisles(Motherboard) looking for it (CPU). When you find that item, you run a pencil through the list, put the item in your shopping basket (Storage) and go to the next item.

If you have lots of RAM you can remember more then 1 item on the list at the same time.
If you have more than 1 CPU core, you can look for more than 1 item on the list at a time.
If you have a good motherboard you move quicker around the store so you can get more done in less time.
If you have lots of storage you can carry more items around the store at the same time.

As for explaining different storage technology, try this.
The big metal trolleys provided by the stores is HDD. It's big, slow, mostly reliable but the wheels can get pulled out of being straight if other shoppers misuse it.
The smaller wheeled one you can buy yourself is SSD. It's much smaller, but since you're the only one using it, you know where everything fits, it's much lighter and easier to pull around the store and you can throw the whole thing in the car when you're done so you don't have to unpack until you get home.
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Thank you for taking the time to help me understand!

... I'm not even going to ask about DIMMS and latency LOL


DIMMS is just the shape a memory board comes in. Don't worry about what it means, just think of it as being like the size of your tyres on a car.
When you need to get some, tell someone the specific model of computer you have or use Crucial.com and run it's memory checker to get the exact type of memory you need.

Latency, is just how long it takes for a signal to go somewhere and come back.
The smaller the number the less time it takes for that signal to make the round trip.
Thank you John, we were missing the Rev of Lush, and now we have him back to share his wisdom.
Quote by Grace


ding dong the witch is in.

could I please have a coffee, cream no sugar. and a back rub. and a paddling.


Paddling first,

Then the massage


Then the coffee.
Quote by utterchaos


Coffee please!

Nothing much happening here. Attempting to write, but not making any progress today.

My son who turned 4 yesterday will be receiving his wheelchair on Wednesday at the same age as my eldest who now uses a powerchair. One of those milestones in the progression of their condition that makes it much more real. Not looking forward to it to because it then becomes publicly noticeable that he has a disability and we already get stares and have had verbal abuse regarding my eldest.


Good gracious Emma that's no way to treat someone.
I used to teach special needs and I had a few students who had wheelchairs, some of them got very self conscious about it especially as they got older.
The gulf between what they could do and what others could , was very frustrating to them.
I used to remind them Stephen Hawking wrote the mathematics that governs black holes and he couldn't raise his arms.

The finest Keeper (Call of Cthulhu story runner) I ever met wasn't able to speak due to a severe stutter, and was paralysed from the waist down. She was an expert in improv role play and given a few seconds her fingers would fly across her keyboard and her inbuilt voice would counter just about anything you came up with. She taught me to always look beyond the obvious and that a powerful mind transcends the limitations of the meat vessel it inhabits.

Difference is beautiful, and anyone who isn't prepared to accept you on your own terms is fit only to be ground under your wheels.
So fuck the negative people, laugh at them and stomp the world under your wheels.

I always told my students don't focus on what you can't do, focus on what you can, and use your natural gifts to get what you need.
How many of the greatest inventors and engineers had to make the tools they needed to achieve their objectives.
There are many ways up the mountain, find your own way and be prepared to adapt when you need to. Creativity, Intelligence, and Positive Attitude can overcome a lot of obstacles.

That and you have something you may not fully appreciate, that someone else in the same room would kill to possess.
That may be a physical, mental, spiritual. Having a positive outlook on life might be something the person beside you grappling with depression would kill to have.
So fly your banner high, call your Power to you, let your spirit sing and dare the world to stop you achieving your dreams.
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You also missed me at what just might be my most Janefogged yet. Go through the last three or four pages and you'll see what I mean.

Elyse darling, the dryad keeps me informed about you most carefully.
I know how Jane-fogged you were, but I also hear you were going to write more material.
That always makes me dance for joy, it's always wonderful to hear someone else feels that urge to create.
Be extra kind to yourself, and have extra large squishy hugs.
Dances into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.


Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, grabs a broom and sweeps the crud on the floor into a neat pile.



Good morning my fellow Lushies.
I take one weekend off and I miss Kimmi getting a spanking, and a wild party took place it seems.

Kis darling lovely to see someone else who understands the importance of Aftercare.
What's all this about me using spells on a ginger cat, I mean there's a few redheads around here I'd happily help them sleep better but I don't need spells for that.

Lilly insomnia can be a pain in the ass, on the other hand I do a fabulous back rub and if you put a little in the tip jar I might rub your feet too.

James I hear you were sent to find me. I'm touched that you cared so much to find me you left the Jamesons behind. That my dears is true Friendship right there. Anything that makes James forget the Jamesons is powerful indeed. *Blows a kiss*

Carl darling is that you looking handsome with a gorgeous lady? I do hope so, she looks hawt!

Bill I made it back from my adventures in one piece. Slightly more worn then when I left, but it's the first outing to the garden this year and there was a lot to get done. On the plus side the birds are nesting already and you haven't lived till you've thrown some dead giant grass in a pile to see starlings have taken it away to line their nests. They can be so cute when they do that.
I'm touched you asked James to go find me, I'm sure Carl was touched too. It kept James away from the Jamesons for a few minutes.


Happy birthday Kimmi. You're one of the nicest, kindest, most talented people I know.
Keep kicking ass, writing fabulous material and stomping anything that stops you being wonderful.