Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh boy we need to be kind to our English Lushies today.
They're playing rugby in Cardiff(never an easy task), with a French ref (which never goes well) and are getting some terrible decisions being given against them.
Ooh they're livid over it too.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
The only times I've seen a man cum I was the cause, so it wasn't really a turn on for me.
It usually meant after about 10 minutes he'd wander off to grab a beer from the fridge leaving me to grab a shower, take care of myself and go do something I wanted to do.
Yeah I'm not really an expert on men.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pops up from behind the bar hair dripping wet, spits a mouthful of water onto the bar top.
Flops onto the bar top, squelching and and wheezes for a few moments.
Never ever ask James to help you wash your hair, what kind of man wears a wetsuit to wash the mugs and then half water boards you when washing your hair.
Sheesh. Hope everybody is having a great weekend so far.
I haven't yet braved the rugby if only because I'm getting palpitations that Italy might turn up to play and have the match of their life. I don't think I can take losing 3 matches in a row.
I'm going to plunge my face into an open sewer or possibly the hot tub out back to get the dish soap out of my mouth.
Back in a few minutes.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
The last time I intentionally tried to turn a guy on I only needed to make my tits jiggle so they knew there was no bra on underneath.
That and the bumps my nipples made always got their engine running.
Course they were in their twenties and the sight of a carrot could get them hard so what do I know.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh yes, but keep it creative, keep it flirtatious and keep it hot.
And for the love of heaven keep going till you can be in my arms.
Then be ready for action because if you sext me right I certainly will be.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Best tip I can give you about that, is write the story and when it's all done see where it fits best.
Course my humour one came when I challenged myself to write something sexy and silly, strangely it worked out pretty well.
If the category is wrong, the mods will nudge you towards one that might fit better.
Sometimes a story clearly belongs in one category, sometimes it could go in a number of them.
So don't get bogged down in the category, free the muse and let the words flow.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
For a basic explanation of how it all ties together think of it this way.
You need to go shopping and have a shopping list.
You write down the shopping list (Storage) and go to the store.
You look at the shopping list, take first item on it (RAM) and think about what it looks like (GPU).
Then you walk around the aisles(Motherboard) looking for it (CPU). When you find that item, you run a pencil through the list, put the item in your shopping basket (Storage) and go to the next item.
If you have lots of RAM you can remember more then 1 item on the list at the same time.
If you have more than 1 CPU core, you can look for more than 1 item on the list at a time.
If you have a good motherboard you move quicker around the store so you can get more done in less time.
If you have lots of storage you can carry more items around the store at the same time.
As for explaining different storage technology, try this.
The big metal trolleys provided by the stores is HDD. It's big, slow, mostly reliable but the wheels can get pulled out of being straight if other shoppers misuse it.
The smaller wheeled one you can buy yourself is SSD. It's much smaller, but since you're the only one using it, you know where everything fits, it's much lighter and easier to pull around the store and you can throw the whole thing in the car when you're done so you don't have to unpack until you get home.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Thank you John, we were missing the Rev of Lush, and now we have him back to share his wisdom.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Dances into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, grabs a broom and sweeps the crud on the floor into a neat pile.
Good morning my fellow Lushies.
I take one weekend off and I miss Kimmi getting a spanking, and a wild party took place it seems.
Kis darling lovely to see someone else who understands the importance of Aftercare.
What's all this about me using spells on a ginger cat, I mean there's a few redheads around here I'd happily help them sleep better but I don't need spells for that.
Lilly insomnia can be a pain in the ass, on the other hand I do a fabulous back rub and if you put a little in the tip jar I might rub your feet too.
James I hear you were sent to find me. I'm touched that you cared so much to find me you left the Jamesons behind. That my dears is true Friendship right there. Anything that makes James forget the Jamesons is powerful indeed. *Blows a kiss*
Carl darling is that you looking handsome with a gorgeous lady? I do hope so, she looks hawt!
Bill I made it back from my adventures in one piece. Slightly more worn then when I left, but it's the first outing to the garden this year and there was a lot to get done. On the plus side the birds are nesting already and you haven't lived till you've thrown some dead giant grass in a pile to see starlings have taken it away to line their nests. They can be so cute when they do that.
I'm touched you asked James to go find me, I'm sure Carl was touched too. It kept James away from the Jamesons for a few minutes.