Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Mostly on my phone, the autocorrect feature can cause havoc with my posts. For the longer entries I am on my very old laptop. Lush is a great place to kick the frustrations of the world out of your head for a few minutes at a time.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Hello you lovely rabble. Do forgive me for being a little less of a presence the last few days.
I had some tech issues to sort out, I'm hoping my upgrade to using Powerlink plugs to give me a wired connection should resolve some of these.
The proper router upgrade will arrive in a week or so and that will properly put this crap to bed once and for all.
The muse was finding the poetry challenge a little steep this year so I had to be very firm and make her put something in print.
Lovely to see the bar so busy.
Bill, you deserve all the King Cake you can eat and a huge mug of Bertha's finest to wash it down.
Curvy, you're kicking ass and showing us just how classy you are, I hope my cat familiar hasn't been giving you the evils today.
James, I'm so glad I'm not in your exercise class, I don't think I could hold the poses as gracefully as you do.
Teri, How are you finding your time in the wild world of Rumps. It can take a bit of getting used to.
Grace, my Dryad tells me you were looking for me. Alas the damned thing didn't say why, so hello.
Sprite what's all this I hear about you writing your name in the snow. It's far too cold to be doing such things, let the boys do it then laugh at them when the cold has it's usual effect.
Ahem, sorry I should behave myself.
I've been a busy bee today, rampaging through the whole comp entry list commenting and voting on all that I could.
I don't envy the panel this year having to make a short list, it's packed with more talent then the bar at the Baftas.
Since Curvy is minding the washing up, what can I get the rest of you lovely people?
The Witch is IN!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pops up from behind the bar, hair in a mess and jacket half off.
I remember beaver breath jello shots dipped in coffee infused chocolate.
I know I had a few of them and then I woke up here.
What scoundrel came up with that recipe.
Looks at notes scrawled in my notebook.
In the words of Brook Lyn Heights "Fuck my Craft"
Blinks
Gah, people, already.
I haven't even washed my face.
Dryad load the coffee machine.
Stomps off to find the ladies and howls at the state of the place.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Stockings and garter belt for sexy times.
Hold ups for formal attire.
I haven't worn tights since I left high school, apart from fishnets which was my club gear.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Sometimes we all have days when we're not at our best.
An apology has been made, let's hug it out and have a hot chocolate on me.
We can all be kinder to each other.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Wow 11 days and no responses that must be one obscure toy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday, have a wonderful day!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Sheesh the one day I get caught with a work issue Rumps makes a speech Curvy returns and madness happens.
That will teach me for not logging in here before work.
Whoops.
At least BB has been refilled people get most upset if we run out of coffee.
Big hugs and much move to everyone.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes, totally count me in.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pass for now but will flirt wildly to be polite
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Japanese especially if it comes with sake.
To warm up a big bowl of soup or a thick blanket to snuggle under?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Must resist call to motor boat that cleavage.
Ahem. I mean a lovely lady.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yesterday, it was wonderful. A lovely rippling one that made my toes curl nicely. Thank you Goddess for the wonders of life.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh I'm a flirt and Tease, so I like to be looked at. Appreciate the beauty of people around you, just keep your hands to yourself, don't stalk me and flirt back dammit.
It makes us both feel sexy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Light green boy shorts today.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I certainly would if only to see how another woman pleasures her, we all have our little tricks after all always good to pick up some new ones.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A wonderful actor, a proper old fashioned gentleman and by all accounts a delight to work with. The world is poorer for his passing.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Wanders into the bar , mirror shades askew clutching an insulated mug that steams.
Slinks behind the bar and switches the Witch is sign to IN.
Winces at the sound Big Bertha makes when she's being drained, keeps the sludge for Carl. Refills from a large hessian sack and lots of mountain spring water, flicks Bertha on to bubble and shushes her to a quiet girl today. Adjusts shades and refills the big kettle.
Checks all the drinks are properly laid out and puts a tray of hazelnut brownies on the counter, and a plate of croissants.
Squints at the sight of Terence and puts some locusts and mini mallows on a plate for him under the hot nut dispenser.
In a gravely hoarse voice.
Good morning fellow drunken wretches, the Witch is in but a little fragile. Someone thought it was a good idea to have a small discussion about the nature of multidimensional space with regard to table top games.
Apparently it's not fair to apply 6 dimensional logic to buckaroo, it's over thinking things a tad. It also makes the rules hellishly complicated.
I'm going to imbibe a few quarts of Bertha's sludge, put your orders in on the chalk board or ask quietly I'm a little delicate this morning.
One tea coming right up. 
