Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings and best wishes from the management and staff of Rumplations for all who enter to have a joyous TGIF-type day.
My thanks to the Jameson fan club, that would be Carl and James, for getting things squared away this morning.
Vanessa, get mo' better real quick like. You hear me young lady? And the same goes for puny Gill.
Martin, there is an opening for night porter.
Has anyone been in touch with Tonya, our A+ Ultra Jersey girl?
And in closing, just one question for the femme fatales sitting on top of the bar -- youse guys got drawers on?
Time for Big Bertha's blessed brew and a handfull of goodies. Anybody needing a drink should take it up with the three graces gracing our bar. ;)
Well Bill today I'm wearing leather trousers, with ladylike underwear, but I'm going to make you guess the style and colour.
I am a Tease after all.
Oh and time to clear my bar bill, I won on a bet last night so got some cash to spare.
-Puts a brick of cash on the counter-
That should settle what I owe, and if there's anything left over gimme a bottle of Jamesons to keep the boys happy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If the lady cares to dance I'd love to, if not will get the drinks in and have a good goss.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well I'm a romantic so I need to feel there's some kind of emotional connection between the people involved for it to really sizzle. Hey even if that emotion is pure blood boiling lust, it's still an emotion. Give me a story with sex elements and I'm happy. Says the woman writing a series where it's just wall to wall sex with a flimsy plot.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Now I've posted some material out here and I've never used any artwork on them but I know some others have.
So my question is, as a reader given a choice, does the artwork used tip the balance if you're picking which story to read?
Assuming both stories are the same in category, search tags, and story length of course.
Just looking to see if it's something I should be putting some time into or if it's just a nice to have.
Please share your opinions, even a shoulder shrug can be something to let me know how much of a factor this is for people.
Big hugs, much love.
Michelle.
So my question is, as a reader given a choice, does the artwork used tip the balance if you're picking which story to read?
Assuming both stories are the same in category, search tags, and story length of course.
Just looking to see if it's something I should be putting some time into or if it's just a nice to have.
Please share your opinions, even a shoulder shrug can be something to let me know how much of a factor this is for people.
Big hugs, much love.
Michelle.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
First of all, welcome to the forum.
I wish you nothing but the best for starting to write your stories.
I'd strongly suggest you read the threads that are at the top of this forum to get your head around how to show your story to its best advantage.
I'd also strongly suggest you visit the Pub section and Rumps bar. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy but it's also home to a lot of writers. People who can understand what you're trying to do, share tips on how to get through writers block and make you feel a little less alone.
I'm often in the bar, and I'm always willing to talk writing shop with another writer.
Call me Michelle, and the first drink is on me.
I wish you nothing but the best for starting to write your stories.
I'd strongly suggest you read the threads that are at the top of this forum to get your head around how to show your story to its best advantage.
I'd also strongly suggest you visit the Pub section and Rumps bar. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy but it's also home to a lot of writers. People who can understand what you're trying to do, share tips on how to get through writers block and make you feel a little less alone.
I'm often in the bar, and I'm always willing to talk writing shop with another writer.
Call me Michelle, and the first drink is on me.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by lynnwitt
No silly geese in this gaggle.
When you say "Lush Chat window" I presume you are NOT talking about the chat ROOMS, right?
I'm inferring (which is always dangerous without proper lube) that you mean the "open chat window" feature. I'll have to actually do that with someone in order to see how it looks for me.
Yes Lynn I do mean that. I am using Dark Mode theme, so that's possibly the root of my problem.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Good morning you wild people.
Now I'm a broad minded girl, and I rarely complain about someone who wants to do things with my feet but I'm drawing the line at arachnids.
-hops onto the bar ass first, clamps legs together tightly and glares about for anything that scuttles-
Kimmi darling if you see it, sing out babe I brought some fire with me and those bitches always fear fire.
Ahem.
Friday is here, I'm still sane despite the best efforts of a certain paint package (makes several rude gestures at the ceiling), and I'm getting paid on Monday!
So to honour all of you fine, fabulous, filthy minded folk I bring you a little hymn I'm sure you can all sing all with in your own key.
edited- Had the wrong damn version
Now I'm a broad minded girl, and I rarely complain about someone who wants to do things with my feet but I'm drawing the line at arachnids.
-hops onto the bar ass first, clamps legs together tightly and glares about for anything that scuttles-
Kimmi darling if you see it, sing out babe I brought some fire with me and those bitches always fear fire.
Ahem.
Friday is here, I'm still sane despite the best efforts of a certain paint package (makes several rude gestures at the ceiling), and I'm getting paid on Monday!
So to honour all of you fine, fabulous, filthy minded folk I bring you a little hymn I'm sure you can all sing all with in your own key.
edited- Had the wrong damn version
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Now I might be a Silly Goose TM but I'm having a minor issue with the Lust Chat window.
At the moment my messages are in some kind of grey and the other person is in blue.
it possible to change any of these colours?
I ask because using it on some devices makes the grey font impossible to read.
I've tried clicking the Chat Settings button but nothing appears to happen.
Though as I say I might be a Silly Goose.
At the moment my messages are in some kind of grey and the other person is in blue.
it possible to change any of these colours?
I ask because using it on some devices makes the grey font impossible to read.
I've tried clicking the Chat Settings button but nothing appears to happen.
Though as I say I might be a Silly Goose.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Goddess give me Patience, those half witted fools drive me mad.
Humanity has done terrible things to itself and we should never forget.
Humanity has done terrible things to itself and we should never forget.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
What buffleheaded ass hat allows a file importer to allow duplicate records to be imported?
YOu fucking twat!!
Even InAudible lets me tweak the duplicates before running the importer.
Fucking twazzok!!
YOu fucking twat!!
Even InAudible lets me tweak the duplicates before running the importer.
Fucking twazzok!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
After the Yule break time to get back to paint class. Oh golly.
It really didn't go well. What was it like, here's my journal entry for it.
So far training is like going for driving lessons.
You've had a parent take you for a drive round the block, you know where the key goes, how to start the engine, and how to set your mirrors properly before you start.
Great, so now to learn how to actually do more then drive in a straight line.
Only you don't really get the chance to learn how to do that.
I've spent more time learning how to be a mechanic then I've spent learning how to actually drive.
I know others are out there learning how to drive in the dark, how to do a three point turn and how to switch on their fog lights.
While I'm learning how to spot a brake fluid leak and fix it with my undies and some duck tape.
I still don't know how to drive any better then when I started but I'm fast becoming a kick ass mechanic.
Specific point. Level 1 Stage 4 masks. Go find tubes, frames,brushes, masks, etc.
I've vaguely heard these are things you can use to mess about with how an image appears, so off to look into them.
An hour of google digging makes me want to leave the laptop to grab a cup of tea and scream at the starlings.
Turns out you can find all sorts of stuff for all of them, but most of them are either
A)For a way obsolete version of the tool that isn't supported
B) REquires a third party tool that's long dead and isn't supported by your OS
C) The link is broken.
So an hour of digging has me pulling my hair out, boiling with frustration and absolutely nothing to show for it.
Not a single damned thing, I can use.
So I slink off to the main forum in the deflated desperate hope somebody has left something up there.
They have, so I grab the mask pack and a few texture packs.
Don't ask me what in the flying fuck they actually do, I'm hoping that will come to me later when I'm less wound up.
Great, they download, and unzip.
Instructions say go add them to the file location path so the tool will auto scan them and pop them in.
Great, so masks go in the masks section, and textures in the textures section.
Whir whir cling. All files extracted, paths added, we are good to go.
Restart the app and stand by.
Ping. Error Duplicate file names in file location path.
OK. Nope can't exit it, can't bypass it, can't close the app either.
Reboot time.
Turns out there are duplicate names in the files, now how do I solve that.
Off to Corel I go, spending a lovely 30 minutes waiting for support to answer me before getting a brainwave.
I force deleted the entire block of files I'd added to the tool and force restarted the laptop.
Ping. Open the app, no error messages, everything runs perfectly normally.
So that's 2 hours of work up in smoke, my good mood a smoldering ruin, I'm getting a stress headache and I want to burst into tears.
That's PSP training!
It really didn't go well. What was it like, here's my journal entry for it.
So far training is like going for driving lessons.
You've had a parent take you for a drive round the block, you know where the key goes, how to start the engine, and how to set your mirrors properly before you start.
Great, so now to learn how to actually do more then drive in a straight line.
Only you don't really get the chance to learn how to do that.
I've spent more time learning how to be a mechanic then I've spent learning how to actually drive.
I know others are out there learning how to drive in the dark, how to do a three point turn and how to switch on their fog lights.
While I'm learning how to spot a brake fluid leak and fix it with my undies and some duck tape.
I still don't know how to drive any better then when I started but I'm fast becoming a kick ass mechanic.
Specific point. Level 1 Stage 4 masks. Go find tubes, frames,brushes, masks, etc.
I've vaguely heard these are things you can use to mess about with how an image appears, so off to look into them.
An hour of google digging makes me want to leave the laptop to grab a cup of tea and scream at the starlings.
Turns out you can find all sorts of stuff for all of them, but most of them are either
A)For a way obsolete version of the tool that isn't supported
B) REquires a third party tool that's long dead and isn't supported by your OS
C) The link is broken.
So an hour of digging has me pulling my hair out, boiling with frustration and absolutely nothing to show for it.
Not a single damned thing, I can use.
So I slink off to the main forum in the deflated desperate hope somebody has left something up there.
They have, so I grab the mask pack and a few texture packs.
Don't ask me what in the flying fuck they actually do, I'm hoping that will come to me later when I'm less wound up.
Great, they download, and unzip.
Instructions say go add them to the file location path so the tool will auto scan them and pop them in.
Great, so masks go in the masks section, and textures in the textures section.
Whir whir cling. All files extracted, paths added, we are good to go.
Restart the app and stand by.
Ping. Error Duplicate file names in file location path.
OK. Nope can't exit it, can't bypass it, can't close the app either.
Reboot time.
Turns out there are duplicate names in the files, now how do I solve that.
Off to Corel I go, spending a lovely 30 minutes waiting for support to answer me before getting a brainwave.
I force deleted the entire block of files I'd added to the tool and force restarted the laptop.
Ping. Open the app, no error messages, everything runs perfectly normally.
So that's 2 hours of work up in smoke, my good mood a smoldering ruin, I'm getting a stress headache and I want to burst into tears.
That's PSP training!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
7 am
What colour do you feel your sexiest wearing?
What colour do you feel your sexiest wearing?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
*kisses a finger tip and touches it to your nose, with a whispered "In your dreams"*
Oh darling in my dreams you do more then touch the tip of my nose.
Ahem, will get my coat.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
What a cute kitty. Would you like to swap notebooks for a few moments to get inspiration?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Romantic sex
Four by four or convertible?
Four by four or convertible?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Operating wood lathe. Ooh splinters
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A silver owl pendant given to me when I was consecrated as a Priestess.
Who was your childhood celebrity crush?
Who was your childhood celebrity crush?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Darling just leave the bedroom light on and leave the front door unlocked.
I'd kiss you till you begged me to stop, anywhere I could reach.
Will start with the lips and work down.
I'd kiss you till you begged me to stop, anywhere I could reach.
Will start with the lips and work down.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by delacruzinforjosh
Yesterday I hit my leg on something while getting out of the shower so now I have a ginormous bruise.
I...I wish Jane was here to kiss it better. It'd still hurt, of course, but I'd feel better about it.
Come here for a hug you lovely soul.