Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Funny, I love how charming he looks. Always a delight to meet a proper gentleman.
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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
ooh coffee would be lovely, shall I put the machine on?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Kiss my lips Erica and don't be shy!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well she says she's a Tease, so do a little strip tease routine and see if I can pick up any tips to make it hotter.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
oh I'd throw the cards away, put her on the table and see how long till she begged me to stop, then we can switch places.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh absolutely, just think of the cuddles we could have.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes!! I'd be half mummified by the end of the week I'd bloody never stop.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ok firstly I'm probably not the best person to answer this but here's my 2 cents.
Some of my queer sisters believe there's no such thing as a bi man, they're either Gay or they're Straight. That if they're claiming to be bi, that they're just a step away from accepting that they're really Gay and embracing it. So perhaps these ladies have a similar opinion and don't want to invest emotional energy in a relationship they expect to fail when you come out of the closet.
Just to be absolutely clear, I'm not for a moment stating I *believe* this to be the case but I've heard it enough for it to be something that must be considered.
As for me, I don't have a problem with a man, he can be straight, gay or bi. As long as he's a gentleman and keeps his paws to himself I'm not going to get too worked up over it.
Some of my queer sisters believe there's no such thing as a bi man, they're either Gay or they're Straight. That if they're claiming to be bi, that they're just a step away from accepting that they're really Gay and embracing it. So perhaps these ladies have a similar opinion and don't want to invest emotional energy in a relationship they expect to fail when you come out of the closet.
Just to be absolutely clear, I'm not for a moment stating I *believe* this to be the case but I've heard it enough for it to be something that must be considered.
As for me, I don't have a problem with a man, he can be straight, gay or bi. As long as he's a gentleman and keeps his paws to himself I'm not going to get too worked up over it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Meagan, I think it's to do with counters. If counter equals X then add badge. Unfortunately once it does add the badge, it drops the others until they get re added.
I'm sure someone thought it made sense when they wrote the code, and I'm sure Gav wants to pour a bucket of stale beer over them for doing it too.
I've seen it with boards where you can get an automatic badge for taking part in a challenge, alas if you've taken part in other challenges the board wipes them until the admin puts them back.
I'm sure someone thought it made sense when they wrote the code, and I'm sure Gav wants to pour a bucket of stale beer over them for doing it too.
I've seen it with boards where you can get an automatic badge for taking part in a challenge, alas if you've taken part in other challenges the board wipes them until the admin puts them back.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-sweet-as-a-cherry-.aspx
Hey everyone, please read this microfiction it’s by my Mistress it’s beautifully written. Ty??
Good morning Lucky,
I read it and it's a wonderful piece of writing, but she does have a wonderful muse to inspire her to create such a beautiful piece.
Which reminds me, where did I let mine wander off to.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
Hehe. You're such a funny little toy.
Ooh I have a cute little egg that makes me feel really happy ,why don't I pop round to yours and we can check the manual for hidden features.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If he looks with his eyes and not with his hands I'm up for a game.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Totally yes. We can talk shop too
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
TinaMina sexypics section, divorcee thread
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'd ask the lady nicely to play.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Kistin darling you are an amazing writer, poet, artist and a wonderful woman.
I am beyond words at how proud of you I am, I thrilled I am you reached 100 stories and how fortunate I am to call you friend.
You are the best reason I know to pick up my pencil and write.
You are fabulous.
I am beyond words at how proud of you I am, I thrilled I am you reached 100 stories and how fortunate I am to call you friend.
You are the best reason I know to pick up my pencil and write.
You are fabulous.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh that depends, sometimes it's the story I'm reading, the fabulously filthy playmate whose making my toes curl or the gorgeous redhead I saw walking her dog this morning.
Oh so many wonderful mental images to chose from.
Oh so many wonderful mental images to chose from.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Depends on the amount of time, if there's anyone in the house, how much energy I have.
Frankly as long as it makes my toes curl I'm not going to complain.
Frankly as long as it makes my toes curl I'm not going to complain.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by CuriousAnnie
Morning all, still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes this Saturday morning, so I need coffee, dark and strong just like I like my ... never mind that might be too much information.
Morning Terrence, got to give that tarantula a little love. After all he ain't a funnel web, who are truly naughty, allegedly the world deadliest spider and like to call Australia home. I will see one or more in my backyard from time to time.
Just checking what is the knickers policy in the bar. I am hoping no-knickers, free drinks; a little short of cash this week.
Well Michelle after a murderous day you don't need the shot glass, straight from the bottle is the go.
Take care all, wet and humid today it seems which has put paid to my idea of sunbathing. Will catch up on my reading then.
Have a good weekend, keep safe.
Annie my dear, your drinks are on me, from one Domina to another.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Gracieanne
Good Friday morning to everyone. I'm new here, thought I would pop in and check it out *sliding onto a barstool*.
Carl may I have a donut, the one with chocolate on top looks delish and would go very well with an Irish coffee if James will share a bit of his Jameson's and top it off with extra whip cream please.
I'm a bit worried about the head of security so I will pass on the nuts for now.
Off to work, even though it's at home. Have a fabulous Friday!
Welcome Gracie Anne, this is the finest place to be.
We're a friendly bunch, James has given quite an introduction.
Call me Michelle, I'm always glad to meet new people and make them feel welcome.
If you want a chat just wander over and say hello.
I can read the tarot, bones or your palm if you want that done.
If you ever want to dance on the bar, let me know I'm a big fan of doing it.
We've left some signposts for your hubby to find his way here.
Your first drink is on me.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Welcome aboard, pop into Rumps and have a wonderful time.
Always lovely to see new people and its lovely to make new friends.
Dont mind me being sharp edged, I'm having a bad day.
Always lovely to see new people and its lovely to make new friends.
Dont mind me being sharp edged, I'm having a bad day.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A 2 week break from paint class, when even your instructor admits your tools are shit it's a bad sign.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
-puts a 50 dollar bill on the bar, reaches over the bar for the 12 year old Appleton Estate Jamaican Rum. Pulls the cork out with my teeth and grabs a shot glass.-
I'm having a murderous day and you lot don't deserve to be flogged by my tongue.
I'm off to play Coma and Tose in strip Trivial Persuit. I reckon those boys are easy prey.
I'm having a murderous day and you lot don't deserve to be flogged by my tongue.
I'm off to play Coma and Tose in strip Trivial Persuit. I reckon those boys are easy prey.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I had a little cry with my instructor who essentially admitted that whole chunks of this won't work because we're using newer software.
THAT was when I lost my shit entirely.
Dont fucking teach a module on something you can't get to fucking work properly, students need to make progress not to do heavy software deployment engineering.
Doing 20 hours research in enterprise deployment tools instead of learning to paint isn't fucking cool!!!
Fuck this shit. I'm off to my notebook for a scribble session at least my pencil doesn't suddenly decide it only works with vellum 1.2 or something.
THAT was when I lost my shit entirely.
Dont fucking teach a module on something you can't get to fucking work properly, students need to make progress not to do heavy software deployment engineering.
Doing 20 hours research in enterprise deployment tools instead of learning to paint isn't fucking cool!!!
Fuck this shit. I'm off to my notebook for a scribble session at least my pencil doesn't suddenly decide it only works with vellum 1.2 or something.