Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'd fight a wild bear to get my hands on Donna. I don't need the pool balls, just give me the damn table and room to work. Artiste coming through.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Play Golf, the members committee gets very snooty if you do.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
You are wonderful beyond words, thank you so very much.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by AnnaDurhamUK
So you believe somebody that can do a reading with some cards? Try this with her then, ask for another immediately after the first reading. If it is all fate or destiny or some other crap, the cards will be the same. Of course, they won't be, that's if the faker would do it anyway. It's all bullshit.
I'm with you there Anna.
Though I see you had a lovely encounter with a wannabe Witch threatening to throw demons at you.
Made me laugh like a hyena that did, stupid addlecoved jerk throwing that kind of childish shit about.
Damn well earned your scorn for that crap.
If you use the cards as food for thought or to nudge a decision you have to make in life, that can be healthy.
Expecting the cards to tell you what Fate has in store only brings trouble.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Think this might be a bug
When I check messages I Hve nothing new to read, but if I refresh the forum it still shows I have n unread message.
Anyone else getting this?
When I check messages I Hve nothing new to read, but if I refresh the forum it still shows I have n unread message.
Anyone else getting this?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pass before she gets annoyed with me.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh yes, sometimes it's easier to let them blame you then the poor terrified wretch who actually did it.
Have you ever dreamed about seducing a work colleague?
Have you ever dreamed about seducing a work colleague?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Teases me wonderfully by not saying where she got that dress.
Or always active and jolly nice.
Or always active and jolly nice.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
I love the image in my mind of Vanessa smoking a cigar. And Skald casting above the runes. And Jess running at midnight. And Suzy's smiling eye. And, and, and...
It is all I am capable of and it is enough for me. The rest of you are on your own.
That has to be one of the most romantic things anyone has ever said about me.
I'm not sure I'd say its impossible to find love out here because people have.
Now friendships, those can be found and treasured.
There are people out here with incredible talents, people who can relate to you and understand how you see the world.
It sounds tremendously dumb and blindingly obvious to say it but not everywhere is like that
We all know someone who just didn't fit in somewhere and had to leave to find where they needed to be.
Not everyone can do that for a mot of reasons so to have someone who you can bond with, laugh with and share tales of our lives with is incredibly important.
Yeah sure in the real world we'd all be hooked up with Natalie Portman (maybe just me) having endless sex, swanky dinner parties and living like the 1% appear to.
Sometimes we just can't find people who like what we do to the same level we do.
Anyway I'm repeating myself, time to get off the soapbox.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Not for me, they're missing too many vital parts for me to play that instrument properly.
To each their own and all that.
To each their own and all that.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Hey I'm cold, let's make it a foursome, a big warm giggly foursome.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
Good morning everyone!!!????
Sad news: a friend left lush? username ejg3 ( Eddie). He was a good man and very good friend. He will be missed, and I hope he comes back to the Lush community soon...Cheers
Good news: I wrote a micro fiction story. Please read, it’s hot, and I’m thinking I should make it a trilogy....ohhh so LOTR’s ish. The trilogy part not the story...haaaa.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-first-passionate-kiss-.aspx
I hope I did that right. ???
One more thing, Carl I did know that about the papers and ironing them. The first episode of “ Downton Abby.” Shows them ironing the papers so the Earl doesn’t get ink on his fingers as he reads the paper.
Sorry your friend left Lucky, sometimes they do come back.
I also read your micro, golly it's very good.
Wonderfully written that single moment when you find the one you want to belong to.
I know what it feels like to earn and give a collar. It's a magical moment and you're forever changed by it, for the better.
Well done to you both.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I think the sight of my naked body in the moonlight would damn near melt his brain.
Will respectfully pass on this one.
Will respectfully pass on this one.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Today is a wonderful day. Hope everyone is staying safe, and feeling their own Joy.
To all my sisters, a big warm shout out that I wish you all well. Keep being your amazing selves, keep being the strong women you are.
Keep showing the next generation how amazing it is to be a woman and that they can reach for the stars.
To the boys, keep treating us as equals, keep making us feel like we're special. Remind us that there are Real Men in this world and not just big babies who think we owe them something. Keep working to make the world a better, safer, more equal place.
For the True Children of the Light are unstoppable when they work together.
To all my sisters, a big warm shout out that I wish you all well. Keep being your amazing selves, keep being the strong women you are.
Keep showing the next generation how amazing it is to be a woman and that they can reach for the stars.
To the boys, keep treating us as equals, keep making us feel like we're special. Remind us that there are Real Men in this world and not just big babies who think we owe them something. Keep working to make the world a better, safer, more equal place.
For the True Children of the Light are unstoppable when they work together.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I went the long way to find my identity. From being a good straight girl, then a bi curious girl who had a few clinches with girls.
Oh we swore we weren't lezzies while we rubbed ourselves silly. Then snogged a few girls to get our boys all revved up.
Finally embraced my identity as a bi girl, before Eimear finally but the last nail in the coffin of my straight identity.
No man has ever made me feel as good, as hot, or as wonderfully erotic as a woman has. Even the laziest, sloppiest bed princess made me feel better then the best man I ever had.
I'm the woman I am today because Eimear decided to take me to school and teach me the ways only a woman can know.
When I really want to mess with a mans head I call myself a Sapphist.
If the guy takes a moment to look it up, or knows their Greek they know what they're dealing with.
The neanderthals are lost and I get to wind them up.
Nothing like using Tease to warp their minds.
Oh we swore we weren't lezzies while we rubbed ourselves silly. Then snogged a few girls to get our boys all revved up.
Finally embraced my identity as a bi girl, before Eimear finally but the last nail in the coffin of my straight identity.
No man has ever made me feel as good, as hot, or as wonderfully erotic as a woman has. Even the laziest, sloppiest bed princess made me feel better then the best man I ever had.
I'm the woman I am today because Eimear decided to take me to school and teach me the ways only a woman can know.
When I really want to mess with a mans head I call myself a Sapphist.
If the guy takes a moment to look it up, or knows their Greek they know what they're dealing with.
The neanderthals are lost and I get to wind them up.
Nothing like using Tease to warp their minds.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've been out here in the half dream long enough to expect that a decent chunk of the people I talk to aren't who they claim to be.
Some knocked a few years off their age, some tweaked their figure, some blatantly change gender.
I used to get really pissy about it at the start but since I'm not here looking for someone to be my forever ever, if I get what I need from the interaction I let it go and don't think too much about it.
Have I been fooled in the past?
Absolutely and had my heart broken once or twice too. In the end this is a place of illusion, as long as I remember that not everything in the dream is what it appears to be, things are good.
Having said that I'm much more of a predator out here then I'd dare to be in a real club where I mostly want to have my mind engaged.
The flirty, cheery, chatterbox is very much me though, somethings illusion can't change.
Some knocked a few years off their age, some tweaked their figure, some blatantly change gender.
I used to get really pissy about it at the start but since I'm not here looking for someone to be my forever ever, if I get what I need from the interaction I let it go and don't think too much about it.
Have I been fooled in the past?
Absolutely and had my heart broken once or twice too. In the end this is a place of illusion, as long as I remember that not everything in the dream is what it appears to be, things are good.
Having said that I'm much more of a predator out here then I'd dare to be in a real club where I mostly want to have my mind engaged.
The flirty, cheery, chatterbox is very much me though, somethings illusion can't change.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm chalking the cue already, you're turn to break amiga.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
Yummy day for hot chocolate, lots of snow falling, and I can’t stop smiling.
One of my oldest and dearest friends on here became my Mistress last night. Smiles and giggles
I’m so happy, she’s very sweet and has loved me from a far for about 7 years now. I’m in a good place on here to be open to her and discover what more are relationship can be on here.???????
Congratulations Lucky, many blessings to you both.
Have a wonderful, time exploring together.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A lovely kiss on the lips and a gentle invitation to go for a drink.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Wonderful work as always Anna. Brava to the pair of you.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ask her nicely if she'd like to go to bed, and if she declines be a friend.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Anyway the lady likes, entirely her choice of course.