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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
about 6 times a day, it helps clear my head when I'm working.
How many times a day do you think about doing something sexual with someone you love?
How many times a day do you think about doing something sexual with someone you love?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
No, but I'm a bit of a socialist that way.
What public event are you most looking forward to being able to attend when they can be held again?
What public event are you most looking forward to being able to attend when they can be held again?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Careful, Annie! Michelle is on the prowl…and she's a pretty formidable carnivore…
Not that you're a pushover. Or, um, I mean…oh, never mind!
James you make me sound like a tigress stalking my prey, oh yeah I probably am at times.
Well my darlings I've a whole new tale for you to enjoy.
I wrote it for my darling lover, and she's been twitching to get her hands on me since.
Bring a bucket of ice, and a towel, better yet bring 2.
The muse has been whispering the most depraved things to me lately, so there will be more saucy tales to follow.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes my dears I'm back with a brand new tale, inspired by someone very special to me.
What do I do when I can't buy my lover the present they deserve, why I give them myself of course.
When I gave it to my proof reader she poured a bucket of water over her head and steamed.
Bring a towel, or better yet bring two!
What do I do when I can't buy my lover the present they deserve, why I give them myself of course.
When I gave it to my proof reader she poured a bucket of water over her head and steamed.
Bring a towel, or better yet bring two!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Black coffee, I need the caffeine.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A big fat juicy cock!
Just to see the looks on peoples faces when I say that.
No of course not! Just porridge and coffee.
Just to see the looks on peoples faces when I say that.
No of course not! Just porridge and coffee.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Green_Man
That was utterly kind of you, Michelle. It made my day.
Oh you're awfully good at that, then again I am a total sucker for a hug.
I love them!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh In the flesh it's been a while, then again my libido has been in the freezer for a while. I@m hoping being out here defrosts it some.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
Two hands, two pencils
a pair of crescents draw
across the ether joined
by the spirit shared
a circle of lust and love
Gawd I love it when you whisper filthy poetry at me.
Leave the front door unlocked I'm on my way to yours.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
oh stay dressed as long as possible, let my mind mentally undress you. Imagine what's hiding under it, and gives my blood a chance to catch fire.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
It depends on where I'm fucking you. If it's in the puss both work for me, if it's in the ass reverse cowgirl makes that easier to do and I love watching that ass jiggle when I pound it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Disrespect.
Calling me A slut is fine to a point but I'm never ever YOUR slut. I belong to me , first last and always.
Calling me A slut is fine to a point but I'm never ever YOUR slut. I belong to me , first last and always.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
You only live once. Yes!
I'm assuming as a gentleman he won't do anything too naughty to me, but he can certainly enjoy with his eyes.
I'm assuming as a gentleman he won't do anything too naughty to me, but he can certainly enjoy with his eyes.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Buy clothes that were the size they're supposed to be.
My brother can buy clothes with a set of measurements, it's pot luck for me if the damn thing will fit.
It's a total joke.
My brother can buy clothes with a set of measurements, it's pot luck for me if the damn thing will fit.
It's a total joke.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
It's a complicated thing to be asked. Clean up after yourself, don't flaunt you're doing it or I might feel you don't desire me anymore. If you have any fabulously filthy mental images while you're doing it, tell me. I might just let you do it to me.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
As a Dominant I dislike being penetrated by someone who submits to me (fingers and tongues are allowed but put down that toy), so Oral is absolutely required.
If my fabulous feeldoe counts as a good hard fuck, then yes! Eat me for the starter then get pounded for the main course.
mmmm.
If my fabulous feeldoe counts as a good hard fuck, then yes! Eat me for the starter then get pounded for the main course.
mmmm.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm pretty sure anywhere on the body you can put something into, someone out there will sell you something to put in it.
Haven't heard of internal jewelry though, how on earth would you clean it?
Haven't heard of internal jewelry though, how on earth would you clean it?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I didn't mind doing it back in the day, I just had really bad technique. I blame the truly hopeless boyfriends I had in my life for their total inability to teach me how to be more then passable.
The best part was once they'd shot their load, they'd wander off happy and I could get down to the things that made me happy.
Where did I put my Killer Kan model it needs another coat of paint on the klaws.
The best part was once they'd shot their load, they'd wander off happy and I could get down to the things that made me happy.
Where did I put my Killer Kan model it needs another coat of paint on the klaws.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Cripes another sex thing I've never done, will have to up the fitness training to be able to do that.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm not as beautiful as I was when I was younger, but I'm confident enough in my body to put on a show, especially if I'm behind a nice safe window and I get to pull the curtains when I want to.
Being stared at, or feeling myself being mentally undressed by someone, especially a man, makes my hackles rise and I'm quite blunt about telling them to piss off.
Being stared at, or feeling myself being mentally undressed by someone, especially a man, makes my hackles rise and I'm quite blunt about telling them to piss off.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
I keep trying with my stories, but haven't seen much interest.
Darling you never switched on the red light, I never knew I could book you for an evening.
Heck, just wink at me in a saucy way and I'd probably snog you silly.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh I'm a very friendly girl, and I love sleeping with lushies. They're so much better at saying what they need to get them going and have such fabulously filthy minds.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quit teasing Natalya Von, tell me where you got that gorgeous dress.
I'd dance with the lady or blow her a kiss and leave her in peace. Her choice.
I'd dance with the lady or blow her a kiss and leave her in peace. Her choice.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
Mercedes 300TD that's five years older than I am.
Someone else who likes a classic. Yes gawd! Make that engine sing!
As for me I'm driving a Renault Captur, poor thing is very gutless with 90 horsepower. However I'm plotting to upgrade to an electric when the car loan expires and I'm pining for some proper torque.
The ride before that was a Mazda 3 Skyactiv, damn thing went 0-60 in 8 seconds, and went all the way to the speed limit in 3rd gear.
If she had been a hatch I'd never have gotten rid of her. Damn I miss that girl.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
You really are just the dictionary definition of a real Gentleman Larry. May the stars be ever in your favour.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by CuriousAnnie
So like this Australian band, and have referenced this song in my stories
Annie if you post that and stand there looking that hot, I can't promise my fingers won't do a little wandering.
Just saying.
