Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Sometimes I need to hear from the wildest woman there is, Stevie Nicks.
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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Sometimes I need to hear from the wildest woman there is, Stevie Nicks.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Back in the day I was a swallower, more because it made less mess for me to clean up.
But those days are long behind me boys.
But those days are long behind me boys.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
The old faithful digits , they never make any noise and never need recharging
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
This morning and this afternoon. Awfully fun.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Maybe when I was younger at his stage in my life I'd have too much to lose, so no.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Welcome to Lush, I'm sure you're going to find some wonderful people to share your fetish with.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Unrepentant and wonderful at what she does.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
yes I do, but it's more of a gardeners tan from the weather when I get outdoors for a while.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Thank you Martin.
Always good to hear from such a Legend.
Always good to hear from such a Legend.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
For our proud Aussies, especially my dear Pilot who pulls me to my feet when I stumble.
For a nation that started last year ablaze, faced down the virus, and stands tall.
Today let's all stand together, and for one tiny moment sing together with joyful heart.
Go on you beauties!
For a nation that started last year ablaze, faced down the virus, and stands tall.
Today let's all stand together, and for one tiny moment sing together with joyful heart.
Go on you beauties!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Good morning my fellow drunken wretches.
- Slips behind the bar and with great care properly empties Big Bertha, (puts the sludge aside for Carl and Bill) and refills it with crystal clear water from a magical place. Tops off the coffee bean hopper and starts her running for the daily brew. Empties the dregs from the kettle, refills it with more suspiciously clear water and sets it boiling. Leaves a tray of orange drizzle cake on the counter*
Hope you all have a marvelous day. I've had a very strange weekend, and despite giving my poor psyche quite a lashing yesterday and having a rather blunt response to a query this morning, my day should be much better for it all.
Let me just say this, when a Texan tells you to eat your hat, bring a knife and fork.
Oooh they're fiery when they want to be, damn shame it's just to slam the door on me and not to let me make sweet music once again.
Ah well, all things according to their season. Farewell Alyssa, walk with Grace and may your next Lover be the one you always dreamed of.
-Raises a steaming espresso cup salute-
Oh yes ice dildos.
-Pulls out a strangely sharp blade with whittles a very good version of a frozen dildo-
Mc Png, that's an odd order to make but here you go.
-places a cardboard box that has a wax seal on it, the ice dildo, a large thick bath towel that smells faintly of the tropics and a glass of coke with some fresh ice shavings-
There ya go.
- Slips behind the bar and with great care properly empties Big Bertha, (puts the sludge aside for Carl and Bill) and refills it with crystal clear water from a magical place. Tops off the coffee bean hopper and starts her running for the daily brew. Empties the dregs from the kettle, refills it with more suspiciously clear water and sets it boiling. Leaves a tray of orange drizzle cake on the counter*
Hope you all have a marvelous day. I've had a very strange weekend, and despite giving my poor psyche quite a lashing yesterday and having a rather blunt response to a query this morning, my day should be much better for it all.
Let me just say this, when a Texan tells you to eat your hat, bring a knife and fork.
Oooh they're fiery when they want to be, damn shame it's just to slam the door on me and not to let me make sweet music once again.
Ah well, all things according to their season. Farewell Alyssa, walk with Grace and may your next Lover be the one you always dreamed of.
-Raises a steaming espresso cup salute-
Quote by PNGd
Barkeep, an ice dildo, a naked picture of Rump, and a towel for the lady. Another Classic Coke with shaved ice for me. Preferably, the shaved ice is not from a previously used ice dildo. You know, a few chips off the old cock.
You are all most welcome.
Oh yes ice dildos.
-Pulls out a strangely sharp blade with whittles a very good version of a frozen dildo-
Mc Png, that's an odd order to make but here you go.
-places a cardboard box that has a wax seal on it, the ice dildo, a large thick bath towel that smells faintly of the tropics and a glass of coke with some fresh ice shavings-
There ya go.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
*Takes a baseball bat into the cage*
Oh she'll be good for you they said.
*Swings the bat at the side of a shipping container*
Oh yes, do you good to have a practice run.
*Swings the bat again*
Bloody Texans! So fucking proud! They never fucking listen!
*swings bat again*
The bloody cheek of you *clang* to tell me to eat my bloody hat!
Fuck you, you bloody minded harridan!
Hope your next Domme takes a bloody horse whip to ya!
DFucking BITCH!
*breaks the baseball bat and storms out*
Oh she'll be good for you they said.
*Swings the bat at the side of a shipping container*
Oh yes, do you good to have a practice run.
*Swings the bat again*
Bloody Texans! So fucking proud! They never fucking listen!
*swings bat again*
The bloody cheek of you *clang* to tell me to eat my bloody hat!
Fuck you, you bloody minded harridan!
Hope your next Domme takes a bloody horse whip to ya!
DFucking BITCH!
*breaks the baseball bat and storms out*
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Thank you Kimmi and Master Jonathan.
Wonderful to hear the wisdom of such esteemed writers, thank you for sharing it with me.
Wonderful to hear the wisdom of such esteemed writers, thank you for sharing it with me.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well my darlings just passing by, having a little needy day, feeling a little vulnerable.
My Inner Critic has been swishing her lash on my psyche, just a little tender between the ears today.
Be extra nice to each other folks, spread lots of love around.
I'm taking a cup of roibos tea and a seat in the beer garden to sing my worries to Luna.
Big hugs and much love.
My Inner Critic has been swishing her lash on my psyche, just a little tender between the ears today.
Be extra nice to each other folks, spread lots of love around.
I'm taking a cup of roibos tea and a seat in the beer garden to sing my worries to Luna.
Big hugs and much love.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've never had a problem cumming in a 69, then again I'm usually very excited when I do one.
That might be a factor.
That might be a factor.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm having a needy day today, when I feel a little more vulnerable.
It's ok, it happens sometimes and I can ride it out.
My Inner Critic has been applying her lash a little and I'm a little tender from it. I'm forgiving myself for my shortcomings and encouraging myself to take small steps. That small steps don't take it out of us so we can keep doing them. We barely notice the effort but when we look back we have come a long way.
Be kind to yourself my dear, forgive yourself for not being perfect, accept the wonder you really are.
It's ok, it happens sometimes and I can ride it out.
My Inner Critic has been applying her lash a little and I'm a little tender from it. I'm forgiving myself for my shortcomings and encouraging myself to take small steps. That small steps don't take it out of us so we can keep doing them. We barely notice the effort but when we look back we have come a long way.
Be kind to yourself my dear, forgive yourself for not being perfect, accept the wonder you really are.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday Pixie
Have a wonderful day.
Have a wonderful day.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Damn. I never was very good at cross-dressing…
Have a good night out with your twin, Kimmi. You certainly deserve it. Take care, my friend.
OK, ladies. May I join in? Please? I'll behave. I mean I always behave, just sometimes better than others…
Just sayin'…
Less talking more drinking, nice legs
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Unwelcome, that look you give to someone when they won't take the hint you want to fuck your lover, and they want to talk about their sports team.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Meatball sub, extra sauce and a huge glass of apple juice
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Drink, even just a fruit juice. Natalya Von is a gal worth knowing.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by curvygalore
Hello, Michelle! Come and join us! What would you like to drink!
Verbs, Killer Sea Monkeys sounds like a winner to me!
YES! A girls night out!
Mines a large rum and whatever the girls want is on my tab.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Lucky_lildragonfly
Barkeep, the best hot chocolate with lots of marshmallows please.
I’ve been to the think tank and survived! ( takes a big gulp of hot chocolate. Then realizes it’s really hot.) Fans my mouth a bit. H-o-t really hot! Looks around, hoping no one saw that. Takes a brownie and snags a newspaper at the bar. Sits and reads.
Lucky my dear you are a brave woman, the think tank scares me. Far too much shouting and finger pointing for me.
Could I tempt you with one of Curvy's baked goods?
They're awfully good and always put a smile on my face.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by CuriousAnnie
Morning all, a lazy Sunday morning ahead, expecting 33 C later so swimming and sunbathing is on the agenda.
Loved Susie's story, well worth a read.
I will take a coffee to start my day.
Well indeed Michelle, so today's song may not be widely seen as Australian but like yesterday's song Midnight Oil's Beds are Burning, it gives me the chills. Helen Reddy is still an inspiration to the generations of Australian women who followed her.
Keep spinning tunes Annie and huge hugs.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Tiramisu and 2 spoons.
What is your favourite song to sing when having a good day?
What is your favourite song to sing when having a good day?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
No, at least not yet.
HYE eaten food off a lovers naked body?
HYE eaten food off a lovers naked body?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If I thought she'd let me anyway she wanted but I shall politely pass