Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
My lovers fingers running down my back. Especially if I can feel her nails. Gawd.
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by sprite
I should probably be spanked for that.
-Pats my lap for you to lie across for a spanking.-
Honestly the things people do these days.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by StarBelliedBoy
I can answer that, because I just got it: it's the "Competition Top 10 Badge". I think the competition badge might also say Top Ten, I seem to remember seeing that on other's profiles, but mine just says contestant for now. Looks cool, though.
If anyone missed any of the stories in the top ten, go read them, they were all awesome. Can't believe I slipped in there.
Awfully well done on getting a top 10, I'm properly thrilled for you.
Bloody good job there.
Let me buy you a drink.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I don't know how the judges whittled that list down, outstanding entries all around.
Two thumbs up and a round of applause for the judging panel.
Two thumbs up and a round of applause for the judging panel.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Bunny made the top 10!!!! Way to go girl!!!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A proper bad ass bitch and absolutely committed to being her true self.
A modern day punk. I love it!!
A modern day punk. I love it!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've sat at a few kitchen tables when relationships ended to be there for my friends.
The tip I can give you is one a dear friend gave me.
When you become a couple you slowly change from a "I" to a "we".
It's so easy to put aside the pieces that didn't fit that change and find we need them again if we have to change back to an "I".
So take it as a chance to do something entirely for you. Take up a new hobby, go to a class to learn something new, change something in your life just because you can.
It's so easy to feel you're powerless and are being thrown about by life.
Take back an element of control and own something however small entirely for you.
Just knowing you can do something without having to explain it or justify it can be very healing.
My friend took up gliding to get away from the strain of life and be somewhere that had no connection to her old life.
Remember that life is all about change, and you can always change things to be more the way you want them to be.
Refuse to be a victim, own this part of your life and reinvent yourself.
Winter is a time when nature prepares to return with new strength in spring, so return as an even better you.
Make the people you used to know gasp in wonder at what you transformed into.
It's all in your power, use it to make yourself happy.
The tip I can give you is one a dear friend gave me.
When you become a couple you slowly change from a "I" to a "we".
It's so easy to put aside the pieces that didn't fit that change and find we need them again if we have to change back to an "I".
So take it as a chance to do something entirely for you. Take up a new hobby, go to a class to learn something new, change something in your life just because you can.
It's so easy to feel you're powerless and are being thrown about by life.
Take back an element of control and own something however small entirely for you.
Just knowing you can do something without having to explain it or justify it can be very healing.
My friend took up gliding to get away from the strain of life and be somewhere that had no connection to her old life.
Remember that life is all about change, and you can always change things to be more the way you want them to be.
Refuse to be a victim, own this part of your life and reinvent yourself.
Winter is a time when nature prepares to return with new strength in spring, so return as an even better you.
Make the people you used to know gasp in wonder at what you transformed into.
It's all in your power, use it to make yourself happy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Xander you made it just a few hours to the Jane fog of your life
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Jack, stop beating yourself up.
You went faster then you did the last time. Aim to hold or beat your previous performance.
Don't compare that to some mythical standard, focus on being consistent.
If you must compare yourself to something race yourself from a week ago.
Keep it going buddy, you're doing great.
You went faster then you did the last time. Aim to hold or beat your previous performance.
Don't compare that to some mythical standard, focus on being consistent.
If you must compare yourself to something race yourself from a week ago.
Keep it going buddy, you're doing great.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Staggers back into the bar, hair all disheveled, two buttons missing from my blouse, a long tear in the side of the skirt revealing quite a lot of soft white thigh. Bosoms heaving under the blouse, suggest that perhaps some underwear is missing. One end of a solid looking pair of handcuffs dangles from my left wrists the other tightly clamped to my wrist.
Um Bill I think I might have broken one of the shelves when doing the stock take.
An unfortunate misunderstanding with a pair of cuffs.
Forgetful of me to forget to bring my lock picks but live and learn eh.
Um I might also need to change some clothes I think some of them may have some slight repairs needed to them.
I seem to have mislaid my underwear too, I think I should just pop home and take care of that
Um Bill I think I might have broken one of the shelves when doing the stock take.
An unfortunate misunderstanding with a pair of cuffs.
Forgetful of me to forget to bring my lock picks but live and learn eh.
Um I might also need to change some clothes I think some of them may have some slight repairs needed to them.
I seem to have mislaid my underwear too, I think I should just pop home and take care of that
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Properly understands the importance of always embracing your desires.
I really want to sit by her campfire and pray without saying a single word, just the sound of flesh touching.
I really want to sit by her campfire and pray without saying a single word, just the sound of flesh touching.
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Ummm ... well ... I am not sure. Well, hell, why not!!! Just let me grab a lil something to take with me ....
Ok, ready! Scott, you comin' too?
Kimmi dear if I have to leave my feeldoe and cuffs outside, you have to leave the whip.
I expect to be checking the storeroom for hours so bring fluids folks.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Knowing your preferences, how about a kiss, a big one, here in front of God and all these good (?) people? You can even lead…
Nods slowly, then runs a hand along the back of your neck, holding it in a firm but gentle grip. Leaning forward to press my lips against yours, pulling your head down towards mine. Arching my back and thrusting my chest into yours, pressing your back against the bar. A surprised grunt from you is all I need to take the initiative. Shoving my tongue into your mouth, kissing you hard and deep. Surprisingly aggressive, growling as I kiss you. Grinding my body hard against you. I feel you take a step forward your greater strength forcing me backwards. Lips locked together , but step by step you drive me back towards the wall of the bar. My back thumping into it, making the pictures rattle from the impact. The shock of the wall colliding with my back forces me to break the kiss. My lipstick is smeared, some of it visible on your lips. Both of us are panting from the exertion and the intensity of the kiss. My fingers release your neck, and I playfully touch the end of your nose. You step back two steps and we lock eyes together. Two hunters recognise the other and laugh at the awkward silence in the bar.
Does that count as a proper big kiss James? A Skald always pays her debts after all.
Licks my lips and wiggles my gloves fingers shaking the tension.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Umm not doing a whole lot for me I gotta say.
Maybe put it in a story so we can follow events more easily.
Oh and welcome to lush.
Maybe put it in a story so we can follow events more easily.
Oh and welcome to lush.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I so want to say its tactical armour if only for the memories of Night City.
More realistically knee length pj pants and elbow length top.
Usually in some shade of dark red, green or blue.
More realistically knee length pj pants and elbow length top.
Usually in some shade of dark red, green or blue.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Absolutely if only to ask her where she got that fabulous dress.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Forfeit? (he said hopefully…)
I think that's a fair Atonement for this little stumble.
What shall be the price Wise One?
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Quote by delacruzinforjosh
None of which happened. We didn't end on good terms nor did we remain friends - she was already taken, too, and that just made things worse. This is why I'm glad it was only an almost proposal, even if it was depression-induced.
Xander don't be cruel to yourself, it's never the right call. Be your own Champion, back yourself over anyone else and don't be negative to yourself.
Shit happens for good or bad and we can't let it consume us.
So no more about this ex, she isn't fit to see the soles of your shoes never mind the rest of you. Stand tall and proud, shoulders back, head up and dare the world to face you. Works for me.
Oh so soon you're going to be back in the loving arms of Lady Jane.
Focus on that, you can see the finish line just ahead. The hard work is already done, just roll on down the hill to the finish.
I'm so proud of you for staying strong, for not giving up, for not quitting.
Keep going to that last inch and when you cross it, Lady Jane will be there to fill your day with her beautiful smile.
So much Jane fog awaits you.
Come on Champ, one last push and the prize is yours.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Tenderness - we all need this in our lives especially now
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Has totally hypnotic tits and really profilic poster in the forums.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Emma my dear, you astound and impress me even further with your remarkable taste and the breadth of your interests.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Good morning, Madam Curvy!
My mind is strange [insert obvious punchline here], but after Michelle asked what "fine lickers" meant (and suggested a meaning that her mind would obviously swerve towards), that discussion got percolating in the back of my head, especially when Curvy said it was something Bill had said, and that she wasn't quite sure what it portended.
Finallyit hit me: We're spelling and saying it wrong!
It's actually 'Mericun speak, (you know, like they talk in the You Ess of Eh), and the phrase is:
"fine likkers", which, translated into the Queen's English, would be "FINE LIQUORS"! And when you consider that this IS a bar, it makes perfect sense to advertise "fine liquors" as well as beer and wine.
So, as I tell my kids, I may be wrong, but I'm not uncertain!
Meanwhile, I read a really neat virtual sex story by ADarkAngel, which I would recommend. An intriguing take on virtual sex:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/-grooming-and-gratification-.aspx
Umm James I feel really perverted for getting that wrong.
I expect the full mockery of the Circle, a Skald bested in wordplay, what is the world coming to.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Nope, the only times I've dumped a man was because they didn't deserve me, not because they were bad in bed.
Though to be fair they totally were but then again so was I. I'm a very poor man lover , luckily I found out I'm much better with a woman's body.
Though to be fair they totally were but then again so was I. I'm a very poor man lover , luckily I found out I'm much better with a woman's body.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
That's a slightly misleading question Tara.
Some people find a lots of things sexually arousing.
The question is Do you personally find gender fluidity attractive?
In my case no, but I've known a few butch girls who could pass for dudes in the right light.
I totally wanted them to take me to bed, but that's because they were fundamentally women.
I'm pretty sure that at least some women on lush do find gender fluidity attractive.
Because we're human and sometimes we just feel attracted to someone for no good reason we can explain.
Ooh missed a bit.
Are you attracted to men who cross dress?
I've been slightly in lust with a drag queen or two when they're on stage but when the shows over I tap out. Men can be beautiful creatures but they don't get my motor running.
Some people find a lots of things sexually arousing.
The question is Do you personally find gender fluidity attractive?
In my case no, but I've known a few butch girls who could pass for dudes in the right light.
I totally wanted them to take me to bed, but that's because they were fundamentally women.
I'm pretty sure that at least some women on lush do find gender fluidity attractive.
Because we're human and sometimes we just feel attracted to someone for no good reason we can explain.
Ooh missed a bit.
Are you attracted to men who cross dress?
I've been slightly in lust with a drag queen or two when they're on stage but when the shows over I tap out. Men can be beautiful creatures but they don't get my motor running.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've only done one shots so far, I'm planning on doing a 4 part tale.
Just a little dip into what's required to string the sequence together.
I may find I have something that happily keeps running or totally runs out of puff by the end.
Jack isn't trying to run a marathon in one training session from cold, he's slowly going further and further so he can build up to the full distance. Try the same with writing. Take it slow and build on what you know.
I'm fully expecting to find 4 parts much much harder then 4 single tales but I'm hoping it helps me lay out bigger plots and have more room for complexity.
I think you're a much more focused writer then I am so this may not apply to you.
Just a little dip into what's required to string the sequence together.
I may find I have something that happily keeps running or totally runs out of puff by the end.
Jack isn't trying to run a marathon in one training session from cold, he's slowly going further and further so he can build up to the full distance. Try the same with writing. Take it slow and build on what you know.
I'm fully expecting to find 4 parts much much harder then 4 single tales but I'm hoping it helps me lay out bigger plots and have more room for complexity.
I think you're a much more focused writer then I am so this may not apply to you.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Jack. You are awesome. Totally hero level awesome.
You've run two and half times further in one day then when you started.
Proper respect for that.
You've run two and half times further in one day then when you started.
Proper respect for that.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Couldn't happen to a nicer person, super well done Kimmi.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by sprite
rough day. give me... hmm... one of everything. and keep them coming.
Wraps my arms around you, gives you a big hug and holds you tightly.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KISTIN!!You're awesome and deserve a fabulous day.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Women can cum on, in, or over almost every inch of me I won't complain.
Men alas I'm really not going to give you an opportunity to get anywhere close to doing that to me.
Men alas I'm really not going to give you an opportunity to get anywhere close to doing that to me.