Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've done it and I tend to be very abrupt, one word responses.
Yes, no, uh huh.
I come across as being distracted but I was once forced to read something aloud over the phone to my Mistress while while being quite passionately devoured . Very much like how you'd sound if you were trying to reach a bathroom before you soiled yourself but had to take the call. Tough woman Mistress, and absolutely not allowed to cum without permission.
Must put THAT in a flash tale.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I think about a few of you lot when I'm away.
I want to fuss over Xander because well someone should.
I want to give Curvy, Sprite and the mods a big bloody hug for doing what they do so very well.
I think about Kistin and Carl my dear friends and poets.
I think about Bunny and feel slightly jealous of the boundless energy of youth, and that damned sex drive.
I think about Bill and want to give the old guy a big hug and tell him he's bloody wonderful.
I think about James Gainsborough and the many tips he gives me on how to be a more disciplined writer.
I think about Donna and get jealous of her huge word count on her novel.
I could go on it you get the idea.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Um mine are food related and mostly of the sort others demand I leave a room.
But some delights are toasted cheese, peanut butter and ham; or bovril, cheese and caramelized red onion.
Or the old fave cheese , ham and raspberry jam.
Will just leave quietly now, I know I'm deeply odd.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Wow I'm a little late to this corner of lush.
Celebrate your victories, no matter how small. Sometimes it's climbing a mountain, or finishing a particularly challenging story, others it's just getting out of bed, eating a meal and not rushing off to purge, looking at the hateful face in the mirror and refusing to listen when it tells you that you're not enough.
I'm kind to others out here, partly because I really like it but also because it shows me that gentleness is not the same as weakness, that I don't need to be so brutal to myself, that being kind to someone else really helps soothe the frightened girl inside.
I remember a woman who lived on the islands off the coast of Galway who said this in an interview about life on the island.
" Storms are part of life out here, sometimes they blow in without warning, and sometimes we can see them coming before they hit. When the storm hits all you can do is keep yourself safe, keep your family safe, and wait for the storm to end. Storms always end, and when they do we remember the ones who came round to check we were ok, and the ones who didn't bother. "
So check in on each other, the hand that pulls me to my feet, might be the one I pull to theirs in return.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I got a tip that might be helpful.
Don't worry so much about how fast you get there, focus on going for longer. If your endurance improves you have the platform to build on for speed work. Running fast without endurance just leaves you a tired stiff lump in the morning.
I@m toning back my lap times to aim for longer running time, hopefully it will get rid of that damned tyre I'm carrying.
Keep going buddy, you're making me drag my ass off the couch and put down some mileage.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'd like to fuck Dinah but that's her choice.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm a silly goose who double posted
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Goodness gracious me, I take a small break and bedlam breaks out here.
First Emma brings whips, then sprite beings spiked bats (Darling that's considered foreplay in some places), and hairy spiders.
Viv! You made it here. So glad. James is super charming and if you slip him a bottle of Jameson when Fuzzy isn't here he does wonderful things to your paragraphs.
*Gives a wink*
Well you drunken rabble I'm going to aim for a ridiculous goal for this month. 1 story a week, complete, submitted and verified.
I'm pretty sure I can get the muse up and running to make that happen.
If anyone wants me I'm going to be drinking the tar like stuff that lasses for coffee and reconnecting with the wild muse.
Do pop over and flirt with me it does wonders for my creativity.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday Vivien.
Have a wonderful day
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
On a tropical island, with sun, sea, soft sand. Plenty of supplies and every woman I love or ever fancied. Just have a fabulously filthy time fucking each other silly.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes, with a very disappointing boy and a year later with a woman who was extremely good at fucking me silly.
HYE refused a kiss on New Year's Eve?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A shot of peppermint schnapps
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well BDSM is based on communication, without it the other pieces are almost impossible to bring together.
Talk to him and explain how you feel.
Stick to I's and don't use You's.
Explain what exactly you want him to do.
Sometimes it helps to find videos but a lot of them are dreadful.
Don't jump in the deep end, go slow and add extra bits when you're comfortable
Also remember that not everyone wants BDSM in their relationship.
You may have to accept that he won't provide that aspect, which means you either put your desires in print to let them out of your head, or you go find a dungeon club and get someone to look after the BDSM elements.
Good luck and I hope this helped.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh, Goddess hear Your servants plea,
Watch over us this brand new year,
Keep us Safe, Healthy and Happy during this time of turbulence,
Shine Your Light on us for we are fragile mortal beings and depend on Your Love,
Grant us Your Protection for the year ahead,
May we always follow Your rule to us to be better people.
All things were, are and ever will be according to Your Will.
Blessed Ever Be.
Happy New Year everyone!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh, Goddess hear Your servants plea,
Watch over us this brand new year,
Keep us Safe, Healthy and Happy during this time of turbulence,
Shine Your Light on us for we are fragile mortal beings and depend on Your Love,
Grant us Your Protection for the year ahead,
May we always follow Your rule to us to be better people.
All things were, are and ever will be according to Your Will.
Blessed Ever Be.
Happy New Year everyone!
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