Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
What a morning my fellow drunkards.
Finished a poem I started a few days ago and wrote a brand new one today.
The muse is happily spitting rhymes in my ear lately.
Bug hugs to you all and much love.
Tomorrow is a special time, Yule begins, the Solstice starts, the towers rotate and there is much to celebrate.
Finished a poem I started a few days ago and wrote a brand new one today.
The muse is happily spitting rhymes in my ear lately.
Bug hugs to you all and much love.
Tomorrow is a special time, Yule begins, the Solstice starts, the towers rotate and there is much to celebrate.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A beautiful mystery all wrapped up in a silk lingerie.
Leaving us with a mind full of questions from her last response.
Leaving us with a mind full of questions from her last response.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A girl who appreciates some proper classic Rock, gotta love a bit of Queen.
Saucy but always classy.
Saucy but always classy.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I think as a lesbian, refusing to eat puss might make it harder to get a date.
Just saying, there are some judgemental bitches out there my darlings.
Just saying, there are some judgemental bitches out there my darlings.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh my, I'd bloody love a harem of hot willing women. I'd share them with my closest friends and we'd fuck ourselves and them silly
Just because it's Tuesday and Tuesdays are orgy day.
Sigh.
Just once I'd like to win the lottery, buy a private island and make it a sinkhole of female depravity.
Just because it's Tuesday and Tuesdays are orgy day.
Sigh.
Just once I'd like to win the lottery, buy a private island and make it a sinkhole of female depravity.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Thought I'd put this here in case it isn't just me.
I've opened online chat windows with users and after a few messages my connection seems to do something.
No error appears but chat stops and doesn't update until I manually refresh the browser window.
Is it just me or is anyone else seeing this?
I've opened online chat windows with users and after a few messages my connection seems to do something.
No error appears but chat stops and doesn't update until I manually refresh the browser window.
Is it just me or is anyone else seeing this?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I thought I'd share a rare little track of what a Skald would have sung in the ancient world.
Don't ask me what it means I'm not a Viking though I'm sure a brother Olaf could translate it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Um Kis darling would that be the talking kind or the getting naked making the bed springs sing kind?
Just asking .
For a warning message.
Addicted to magic pencils,
Do not flirt if female or you might be ravished.
You have been warned.
Just asking .
For a warning message.
Addicted to magic pencils,
Do not flirt if female or you might be ravished.
You have been warned.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by utterchaos
I've been in and out, James, showing off pictures of my pussy... heh.
Just mentioned this to my husband said he really should sort out his passwords. He works in IT and knows about the Solar wind hack. He actually wants to work in networks and security next.
Emma darling ,have mercy on a girl and don't mention pussy so loudly, my little ears pricked up so.
I had to force myself to remember a fiesty feline face and not the other kind.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by fillelapine
Just thinking out loud. Could we have a Christmas party here?
It has to be less manic then the Tour gatherings. Just let me make sure I've got easy to remove clothing.
The last thing I need is ripped clothing because I didn't bring ones with poppers.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Refreshingly honest and seems very sweet natured.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by utterchaos
Christmas has come early for my kittiesI ordered the Habikatt on Kickstarter and it arrived today. Took me an hour to put it together but my cat Hiro instantly took to it. The other cat, Siggy, is enjoying the box ?♀️
Emma, did you say Hiro? Hiro Protagonist maybe?
Extends geek-tenna
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by fuzzy1954
Thanks for the pictures Xander
Next tune a little mellow for TGIF
Cannons ... Fire For You
More Bertha More Bertha
EDIT .......... EDIT
Morning Michelleyes you mentioning fine lickers have MY attention
Well when I lick my fingers I've eaten fried chicken, pastry or a very lucky lady.
I won't say which today, I like to keep some mystery about me. Which after my little performance on the bar yesterday there's precious little of that left.
Rascal is a hunk of a cat, and I bet he knows it too. Swishing about giving the world a haughty flirtatious lookmbefore finding somewhere warm to doze.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Tomorrow is my dear friend Donna's birthday, and I wanted to have a little space where we could properly celebrate with her.
So let's all wish her a wonderful day, and some special time with Mistress.
So let's all wish her a wonderful day, and some special time with Mistress.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Morning all! Looks like I have comp stories to catch up on!
BB has been de-sludged (saved for Carl) and there is a fresh pot of tea on the bar for lovely Tonya, lovely Kat, lovely Alyx and the Scotts.
The brownies are on the bar and the mugs are in the sink.
Tea, coffee, fine lickers, anyone?
Ms Curvy you know better then to mention fine lickers when this place is reviewing comp entries.
I'm not naming names but someone might think you want to be swept into a pair of loving arms and ravished like a proper regency gal deserves.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by utterchaos
This deliciousness from a local-ish brewery ❤
Oh Emma an IPA drinker, I knew you were classy.
Just a simple roibos tea for me, its bed time.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've seen a boyfriend or two do it, but that was a long time ago and they didn't take long to finish either.
I used to be kinda jealous at how easy they found it.
I used to be kinda jealous at how easy they found it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've been doing the opposite, read a lot of gorgeously enticing filth and completely refuse to play.
Sexual frustration does wonders for my creativity.
Then when it all gets properly volcanic, drag my lover to bed and let it all out in a wild frenzy of fucking.
Sexual frustration does wonders for my creativity.
Then when it all gets properly volcanic, drag my lover to bed and let it all out in a wild frenzy of fucking.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Goodness no.
what's the most spontaneously romantic thing someone has done for you?
what's the most spontaneously romantic thing someone has done for you?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
No, but I might pinch his cheek just to see that smile.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A kiss on the cheek, because he's such a gent.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
You are fantastic. Just fantastic. Keep doing it. You're a powerhouse.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Waves above and puckers up to kiss below.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Get him drunk, talk shit and see if I can talk him into a Luna collab.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I was but I didn't feel very pretty or charming and boys just looked through me.
So I went a little preachy as a defence, it wasn't a good call.
So I went a little preachy as a defence, it wasn't a good call.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
James recommended it a Stephen King's On Writing.
So far it's fascinating.
So far it's fascinating.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ain't none of us perfect , I'm glad got to know you a little better.
Firstly when you hear yourself saying "I'm not the..." or "I'm not much ..."
Knock that shit off. The world is hard enough on us all without us beating ourselves up too.
You're the most fabulous, most precious, most magical thing on the world.
There's only one of you walking this world, just one. That's how rare you are.
Now if you catch some other people talking negative at you. Just give them your best , I just stepped on something look.
The kind of bitter bitch that wants to pull you down is far too lost on being miserable themselves.
Fuck 'em or better yet fuck someone who appreciates you.
You don't have time to be listening to jealous bitter bitches, let them get out of your sight and be unhappy somewhere else.
Also start your day being positive.
Wash your face look in the mirror and say a motto.
Looking good and feeling gorgeous, is what I use.
Also when that kettle is boiling in the morning, take a moment to look outside and take a few moments to see the beauty of the word around you.
There's a lot to be thankful for, don't ever be ashamed to have a little cry over it or even just say something aloud you're thankful for.
Some days you climb mountains, others you managed to get out of bed.
Celebrate your victories no matter how small and always be kind to yourself.
As Agnes puts it.
A warrior without scars has never been truly tested. It isn't the being knocked down, or failing a challenge it's the staying down and allowing that defeat to control you.
Wear your scars with pride, they tell of the battles you fought, the Trials you completed, the Ordeals you faced.
Each one has a story and each one makes you greater for bearing them.
Course she also says.
Walk into a room like you can hear your friends cheering your name, your enemies gasp in fear and your Ancestors
boast you are of their blood line. Sometimes you can make it feel true.
Firstly when you hear yourself saying "I'm not the..." or "I'm not much ..."
Knock that shit off. The world is hard enough on us all without us beating ourselves up too.
You're the most fabulous, most precious, most magical thing on the world.
There's only one of you walking this world, just one. That's how rare you are.
Now if you catch some other people talking negative at you. Just give them your best , I just stepped on something look.
The kind of bitter bitch that wants to pull you down is far too lost on being miserable themselves.
Fuck 'em or better yet fuck someone who appreciates you.
You don't have time to be listening to jealous bitter bitches, let them get out of your sight and be unhappy somewhere else.
Also start your day being positive.
Wash your face look in the mirror and say a motto.
Looking good and feeling gorgeous, is what I use.
Also when that kettle is boiling in the morning, take a moment to look outside and take a few moments to see the beauty of the word around you.
There's a lot to be thankful for, don't ever be ashamed to have a little cry over it or even just say something aloud you're thankful for.
Some days you climb mountains, others you managed to get out of bed.
Celebrate your victories no matter how small and always be kind to yourself.
As Agnes puts it.
A warrior without scars has never been truly tested. It isn't the being knocked down, or failing a challenge it's the staying down and allowing that defeat to control you.
Wear your scars with pride, they tell of the battles you fought, the Trials you completed, the Ordeals you faced.
Each one has a story and each one makes you greater for bearing them.
Course she also says.
Walk into a room like you can hear your friends cheering your name, your enemies gasp in fear and your Ancestors
boast you are of their blood line. Sometimes you can make it feel true.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by techgoddess
My ENT doc asks me today, "How's your hearing been?" Of course, I'm a smart ass and said, "What?"
That being said, I am happy to say that while I will likely never have 100% of my hearing back, I am in what is considered "normal range".
Miraculously my sinuses look like "a normal person's" too (his words...lol!) for the first time in many moons! It's only taken nine months of two nose sprays twice a day, two oral meds, weekly allergy shots, and avoiding foods that I tested "sensitive" to. But, hey! At least I finally found a doctor who could come up with the right regimen to "fix" me!
Been busy doing HOA stuff today...joy!
So, I will treat myself to a glass of Moscato, please and thank you!
But the best news of the day is that my daughter's bf has recovered from Covid and she is allowing us to go spend Christmas in Alabama with them! My heart is happy and full. It will be just the four of us, smallest Christmas ever. But since I wasn't expecting to be able to see her, it will feel like the best!
Hope all y'all are finding joy this holiday season!
Kat glad to hear you've found a doc to look after your health, if you ain't got that it makes everything else so much harder. I'm properly stoked you get to have a perfect little Christmas with the most important people in the world.
The people you love and who love you back.
Warmest blessings to the four of you, have a magical time together.