Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Twisted_Skald
1 month ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A wonderfully creative soul and always willing to be helpful.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Tomorrow is Xanders birthday and I think we should wish them all a happy birthday as only those lovely little community can.
So happy birthday dear Xander.
So happy birthday dear Xander.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A Poet with a very seductive quill
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Good morning you depraved animals. Today is a fucking beautiful day, I had a little fight with Corel Paint Shop Pro installer and made it fucking kneel.
3 hours, 6 attempts and a 3 double rums later, we came to a fucking understanding. It does what I fucking tell it, or I set the forced drive eraser on its digital ass.
So this morning, I am having 2 ginger nut biccies, a large hot chocolate and I am feeling Mighty proud.
So big hugs, much love and proud salutes to you all.
Face that blank page down, give that bratty muse a slap, and spin the dream into words my fellow tale tellers.
3 hours, 6 attempts and a 3 double rums later, we came to a fucking understanding. It does what I fucking tell it, or I set the forced drive eraser on its digital ass.
So this morning, I am having 2 ginger nut biccies, a large hot chocolate and I am feeling Mighty proud.
So big hugs, much love and proud salutes to you all.
Face that blank page down, give that bratty muse a slap, and spin the dream into words my fellow tale tellers.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Having to learn a whole new branch of tech fu to support something I didn't bloody want to in the first place, and then find out you know more than the bastard who is supposed to look after it in the first place.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
What pig fucking muppet decided that not including a force uninstaller on the support website was a good fucking idea!!!
Especially when you're fucking half baked installer will fuck itself up if you change anything!
Fucking pricks!
It should not take 3 hours, 6 attempts and lots of rum to install a fucking image editor.
You fucking half brained fucktards.
Especially when you're fucking half baked installer will fuck itself up if you change anything!
Fucking pricks!
It should not take 3 hours, 6 attempts and lots of rum to install a fucking image editor.
You fucking half brained fucktards.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by fillelapine
I have just made a terrible discovery. James hates hockey. I really don't know what to say or do. I'm still in shock. I need something stiff, please, to ease the pain of betrayal.
Come here and have a hug, I need some too.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Hi Jack,
I don't think we've met properly but I know how it feels to have your life fall to pieces in an instant, with no warning and often for something you had no power to prevent.
I've lost my job, my mind, some of my dearest friends and somehow I'm still here.
I know how it feels when the stars fall from your sky and there's no joy, or hope or purpose to anything anymore.
So I hear your pain, I send my sympathy and my support.
If you want to share your troubles I'm here to listen, if you need a hug my arms are open, if you feel alone I'm here to be a friend.
I don't think we've met properly but I know how it feels to have your life fall to pieces in an instant, with no warning and often for something you had no power to prevent.
I've lost my job, my mind, some of my dearest friends and somehow I'm still here.
I know how it feels when the stars fall from your sky and there's no joy, or hope or purpose to anything anymore.
So I hear your pain, I send my sympathy and my support.
If you want to share your troubles I'm here to listen, if you need a hug my arms are open, if you feel alone I'm here to be a friend.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I would but I'm not her preferred dance partner
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Grace
i have little experience but I'm willing.
I love to tie people up, in ribbons mostly but sometimes with the silk rope.
Ribbons are great for pick ups because they don't leave marks.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
[B] Stomps in looking livid
Bill darling, if I ask very nicely can I have a chocolate cookie and a cuddly cushion.
I'm having a frustrating day.
Oh have we got a baseball bat I can borrow to beat the dumpster out back for a bit.
I bloody hate image editing tools, more than ever.
Bill darling, if I ask very nicely can I have a chocolate cookie and a cuddly cushion.
I'm having a frustrating day.
Oh have we got a baseball bat I can borrow to beat the dumpster out back for a bit.
I bloody hate image editing tools, more than ever.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I fucking love when a software vendor can't fucking answer a basic question on their own fucking product.
How bloody hard is it to write a software installer that does what its fucking told!!!
Bastards utter bastards. Now they can't tell me how to stop the cunting thing changing user interface at start up!
I'm bloody livid.
Somehow ended up taking a design class to learn how to use the fucking thing and the installer is wrecking my fucking head.
Screams!!!!
How bloody hard is it to write a software installer that does what its fucking told!!!
Bastards utter bastards. Now they can't tell me how to stop the cunting thing changing user interface at start up!
I'm bloody livid.
Somehow ended up taking a design class to learn how to use the fucking thing and the installer is wrecking my fucking head.
Screams!!!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I don't read as often as I used to, I do listen to a lot of audio books though, if I'm writing a piece I tend to listen to something without words as I have enough of those buzzing in my head.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
As a fledgling writer I try to read as widely as possible but I do give my sisters slightly more support partly because they tend to write in an style I enjoy and also as a newbie I feel I need to fight a little more for the attention.
It's possible that maybe others feel the same way.
Having said that I haunt Rumps and if someone seems nice I go check out their work sometimes I find a something I'd have over looked otherwise.
Luna I'm looking at you , dirty girl that you are.
It's possible that maybe others feel the same way.
Having said that I haunt Rumps and if someone seems nice I go check out their work sometimes I find a something I'd have over looked otherwise.
Luna I'm looking at you , dirty girl that you are.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh yes, including once being very naughty and doing it in the steam room. Not knowing if someone was going to wander in made things...memorable
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I present as Femme so I get a lot of guys checking me out, I get a kick out of it and sometimes flirt back.
Oh the shocked looks I get when my partner is with me and gives me a kiss.
Oh the shocked looks I get when my partner is with me and gives me a kiss.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Grace
may I unwrap you? with my teeth, of course.
Do you like to be tied up too Grace?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A fit young lady who looks amazing in green.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I love you beautiful people. I ask this little question and so much honest feedback arrives.
I admire each of you so much, and I appreciate the time you took to share your answers.
Much love to you all, and I'm still open to any comments.
You understand the way things work out here much better than I.
I admire each of you so much, and I appreciate the time you took to share your answers.
Much love to you all, and I'm still open to any comments.
You understand the way things work out here much better than I.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by DaisyChained
Hello. I've just published my first story competition, and I just wanted to thank the moderators that helped me with it (Curvy and El Henke). What a brilliant service. I also wanted to introduce myself and say hello. It's taken me a while to work up the courage to write my first proper story, but I loved the process, and hope it won't be my only time. Any tips or feedback would be greatly appreciated.
Hello Daisy welcome to this wretched hive of scum and villainy, with the finest people you could meet.
I'm wrestling with my first comp entry, so I understand the struggle. Don't be shy , we're a friendly bunch apart from Karaoke night when some scoundrel always hides the Cher laser disc.
I'm Michelle to some, Skald to others and hey you, when I get caught looking for snacks behind the bar
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ooh handcuffs, haven't felt those in years.
I'm more a ribbons and silk rope kinda girl these days.
Nothing quite like being gift wrapped in ribbons.
I'm more a ribbons and silk rope kinda girl these days.
Nothing quite like being gift wrapped in ribbons.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Makes me want to put that nipple in my mouth and hear her moan.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Outstanding work and very well earned.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by delacruzinforjosh
Feels like it's never going to end. And there's a part of me that feels like maybe Jane is glad to be rid of me.
Xander! We spoke about this, no being hurtful to yourself.
I might decide I need to box your ears to shake you out of that way of thinking.
You're a beautiful human being and I like giving you hugs, if you start being negative about yourself I might give them to Bunny instead.
So head up, shoulders back and face the world like a bad ass.
Girls don't make passes and people who are doormats, show some spirit.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
He's not my type but I like him, so I'd kiss him.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've seen a lotta things in my life but I've never seen that. Doesn't do anything for me, but Love is Love.
Keep being your gorgeous bi selves my queer brothers, and sisters too.
Keep being your gorgeous bi selves my queer brothers, and sisters too.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Gives the best winks in the world and has a lovely smile.