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Twisted_Skald

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Lesbian Cis Female, 49

Ireland

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2 Dec 2020

Quote by RumpleForeskin
This is an official call for technical help or maybe sympathy. Me, I ain't proud, just a tad frustrated.

My problem appears to be with the LUSH 'skin'. When I first crawled back abourd a few weeks ago with my new screen reader and Google, the old familiar main page popped up for a second or two only to be replaced by one with a different layout. While notoriously clueless, I'm also relatively adaptable and have been working around the changes for the most part. But some recent snags have been like the hair that broke the camel's back. For instance:

TAGS don't work when I click on one which figures since for the life of me I can't find a TAGS search button.

What are you viewing the site on and what OS is it running?
I've tried bouncing around the site and I can't find a change skin option.
It's possible the browser is not showing the site right.
Have you tried using either Firefox or Chrome?

Some of the iOS browsers don't like some scripts and crash out.
Here to help if I can.

2 Dec 2020

James, not sure I'm allowed to post here but here goes.
The project starts off hot enough to buckle sheet steel and gets hotter from there.
Fabulous characters, well thought out scenarios, and with beautiful emotive touches.
I read each one the moment it pops on my inbox
A filthy, flirty, little read and highly recommended.

2 Dec 2020

Kistin, your magic pencil said it better then I ever could.

2 Dec 2020

I'm a big fan of pussy.

2 Dec 2020

The Doors-People are strange
Because we all feel weird when we view ourselves as strangers.

2 Dec 2020

My other half doesn't do BDSM or understand why I do. So off I go to explore without her.

2 Dec 2020

Courage is what makes life sizzle, absolutely I would.

2 Dec 2020

If it isn't being too forward I will include you and your family in my prayers. It's a scary time for us all.
Sending much love.

2 Dec 2020

Done and brava for the tip.

2 Dec 2020

Sprite, How do we pass on our gratitude to a mod for their help?
Curvygirl had her work cut out helping me and I really want to pass on absolutely heartfelt gratitude.

2 Dec 2020

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Skald Michelle, perhaps you could offer a blessing for those of us at risk? I can use all the help I can get, as always. And you seem better able to comfort Xander than anyone else, so thank you.
James

This might be one of the few times I've actually posted one but here goes.

Mighty Goddess hear your humble servants plea,
Shine Your Light upon us all in this difficult time, that we may know we are not alone or need to walk in Darkness,
Keep us ever in Your sight, that we may always be close to You.
Grant Comfort to those who worry or grieve for one that has been Called Home,
Grant Hope to those who feel Lost,
Grant Fortitude and Health to those who care for the sick and the weak,
Grant Protection and Wisdom to those who must put themselves in danger for the benefit of us all,
Grant us Compassion, Forgiveness and Laughter, that we may remember we are all Your children and there is more that unites then divides,
Grant us Food, Shelter and Companionship for such things Renew us after the Trials of the day.

By Your Will, let us all return at days end to the arms of those we love and who love us,
When we retire to our beds, grant us a deep and peaceful slumber, that we may be well rested,
As the sun rises above the horizon, grant us a new day that we may celebrate this world You made for us, and better Serve Your Will.

All things were , are and ever will be according to Your Will, Blessed Goddess.
Blessed ever be.

2 Dec 2020

Quote by delacruzinforjosh

Thanks for that. I will say that once I trust somebody, I sort of...attach myself to them, if that makes any sense?

Also it's hard to believe I turn 31 in thirteen days cause I feel like I just turned thirty.

Oh, and still no dreams about Jane. And I wish she could be here to celebrate my birthday with me.

Trust is what I do, message me, friend me, whatever works for you. Just so you don't feel I'm stepping over your boundaries.
I shall sing tonight that perhaps a lovely vision of Lady Jane appear in your mind, and bring you comfort.

2 Dec 2020

When you say you've been waiting 7 days, are these "Working" days or just calendar ones?
I ask because with the best of intentions the last week must have been a total swamp for the mods, what with Thanksgiving to deal with, competitions running and other things going on their personal lives.
The fact they're still standing and ticking through the queue earns my breathless respect for their fortitude.

If you're that eager to see where you work is, why not politely ask one of the mods to check the status and see if it's being actively reviewed.
Then again I'm only an iddy biddy writer out here so take what I suggest with a pinch of salt perhaps.

2 Dec 2020

I've survived the horrors of that fetid swamp called editing, with what remains of my sanity. Mines the cinnamon dark hot chocolate with 2 choccie biccies. I bloody earned them.

2 Dec 2020

Gratitude

2 Dec 2020

Ah a hug is always good to get and to give.

2 Dec 2020

Either far too much or not nearly enough.
Where did that rum bottle go?

2 Dec 2020

Quote by delacruzinforjosh

I never said she wasn't. It's just...sometimes I don't accept hugs (even virtual ones) from just anybody. It's nothing against her.

I used to teach Autistic kids in a secondary school, and not everyone likes a hug. I'm also a big fan of a happy wave, which some people prefer.
If you ever want a hug, you can have one. If you want to pop onto my lap for a cuddle, that's good too.
You do whatever makes you happy and gets you through the day, I'm on team You.

2 Dec 2020

Thank you for your kind words, will do some study and apply your advice.

1 Dec 2020

May your muse be kind, your spouse be forgetful and your lover always horny.
Slainte

1 Dec 2020

Fortitude

1 Dec 2020

Quote by Verbal
HUGS

So I woke up this morning and thought, it's so nice to have the morning off. Then I thought, maybe I should take the rest of the day off. THEN I compromised and thought, I'll take off Friday.

I could get used to this.

Thanks for the co-setters up for setting things up: Tonya and Curves and Fuzz and our beloved Bill.

Hey James and Skaldy: I think flavor and sex go together like bacon and eggs.

Let's switch to iced tea. And by iced tea I mean bourbon.

I like the way you say Skaldy, makes me all nordic and cool.

Will share a bourbon with you, could use a drink and a hug.

1 Dec 2020

Quote by delacruzinforjosh
I'm exhausted. I only got maybe an hour or two of sleep last night, none of which included snuggles with Jane.

Come here and let me give you a hug.
I'm a hugger and I need a hug too.

1 Dec 2020

Thank you, looks like I need a lot more work on how I format the text.
Will just have to study a lot more before I submit again.

1 Dec 2020

Colin you're like a master of filthy short stories, little erotic gems. I am astounded at the sheer number of tales you can produce and the lack of words you need to drive us all wild with lust. Bravo sir. Bravo.

1 Dec 2020

Quote by Grace

good morning, sir. i am a fat, old, one-legged, lesbian tart. i am almost always happy and horny, and i rarely bite.

i think some music and a coffee, cream, no sugar, while I write some absolute filth. I'll be sat next to coma and tose.

Grace you make it sound like you're either an antique being auctioned or a friendly dog.
Keep being your wonderful funny self, I only wish I was half as talented a scribe as you are.

1 Dec 2020

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

By the way, last night my friend, AdorkableDoll, questioned my use of the word "flavour" with reference to sex, but I think it makes perfect sense. After all a nice flavour is one you're happy to put in your mouth, right? What do the rest of you think?

Just getting a top-up for my tea. Conference call in about 40 miuntes!

I think flavour is a lovely word to use for it, and why not.

1 Dec 2020

Beautifully written, and powerfully honest. Brava, be very proud of that piece of work.

1 Dec 2020

When I'm not writing erotica I enjoy writing Cyberpunk themed fiction, originally it was all tabletop role-playing material but lately I've been attempting short stories there too.

1 Dec 2020

Nope, when I used to write other material unless it was for educational purposes all I'd get is a shrug and a swift change of subject. I'd expect even less of a response if I told them.