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I've always wanted to be on jury duty. I've been called twice, but was let go both times. sad

Cats or dogs?
Yes, particularly this year. We were gonna take a cruise to Alaska this summer.

Have you ever taken a cross country road trip? To/from where?
President Dude! Hahaha! No, I don't think I'm Presidential caliber, Carl, but I appreciate the thought. I'd love to see Fox News run an expose on my life and misspent youth. They'd need a couple hours to get it all. I'm guessing Lush would warrant a mention.

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. And thank you SO MUCH for the birthday thread, Curvy. That was very sweet.

I used to always go to Rockygrass on my birthday, which may be the funnest place in the world. For, like, well over a decade. But times change, and viruses change everything. No Rockygrass this year. sad

My theory of birthdays is that you don't have to do anything big, but you do get to do things you enjoy all day. So, after work, a boring but deeply pleasant evening planned: take out pizza and calzones from my favorite place, an ice cream cake, presents, and then kick back and watch the Mets games with a mild inebriant of some kind. Works for me.

HUGS!

A celebratory cup of coffee would be perfection (that's an obscure Friends reference).
I read it a LONG time ago, and I don't remember much, so it must not have had a big impact. I really like his writing though. It's a great feeling to dive into one of his novels. I know he wanders off on tangents, but i like that about him. A great storyteller.

My favorite book on writing is probably Bird by Bird, by Anne Lamott.
Hey Larry, hey Rache, hey Scott. Sara, if you're still around.

Rache, I read your Smoke Signals story a few days ago. I'm a day late and a dollar short. Spare and quietly stunning.

FINALLY got to do one of my favorite things again tonight: write with the game on in the background! Finished a new story, and the Mets are winning handily, 7-2 (though the BoSox have two men on in the 8th inning). So life feels pretty good.

I'll have a beer and a shot. And a toast for all those former barflies who used to haunt these stools: Ping, Oceanrunner, Virgogo. Who'm I missing?

7-3 now, but I think the lead will hold.

HUGS
HUGS

So sorry to hear that Ping has departed. I enjoyed his antics, and his writing, greatly. He was a good friend. Stop by and have a drink in the guise of a new member (heh), G. Sit next to Oceanrunner, there in the corner.

Yes, Bill, that goofy new runner-on-second-in-extra-innings thing played a part in Saturday's loss, but out closer had already blown the game. And Sara's Braves simply kicked our butts on Sunday. Mets aren't looking too good, 3 games in. I just read that the Yankees game got called off, due to players testing positive, so baseball in general may already be at risk.

What a weird year.

Glad littley is having fun, Tonya.

And thanks for the set-up Curvy.

Coffee please. And a limecello for the Magnificent Bastard.
Quote by blackjack791
Scary Stories to tell in the dark.

I watched the documentary "Scary Stories" first, which was about the books.

I was amazed that I never heard about these books.


He removed the velvet ribbon from her neck. And her head fell completely off!

That story used to scare my kids shitless.
Mets won! Set em up Bill. Sara's buying and I plan on drinking my body weight in virtual bourbon.

Cubs game is imminent!
HUGS

Ping, Ping, Ping, you poor magnificent bastard! Eggs do NOT belong in alcoholic drinks. Not even egg whites. The Rain City Bitch Pigeons made me laugh though.

Happy opening day! My day: Mets at 2, Cubbies at 5, Rockies at 6. It's date night, so I actually won't subject LJ to that much baseball in one day. She's taking me out to a bar Sunday night to watch the Mets game on ESPN, so I won't look that particular gift horse in the mouth.

Sara, I wish your Braves well. We play you about a million times in this weird season.

Sorry about your Nats, Gill. Fucking Yankees. At least the game was short. And Faucci threw out the first pitch! Though, it need not be added, not well. smile

Digging the mask, Fuzzy.

I keep trying to upload a gif of Bugs Bunny pitching, but it won't load. So just imagine a cartoon of Bugs Bunny pitching right here, please.

Not much else happening here. Work day should be chill.

Köffee please.
Quote by Ping
Yet, another reason Canada is a great place to live. Canada’s Center for Disease Control (CDC) has recommended the use of glory holes. Oh, Canada!



Gunna get me a new shower curtain tonight. Yippee!

Glad to see Father Ted is getting some love. I mentioned this show here a few years ago. Ms. Galore, I recall, was a fan.

Hockey playoffs start in less than two weeks. Golf’s first major (only 3 of the 4) will be played this year. Boreball snores in tomorrow, or whenever, who cares?

Good reality distractions. We need some of that.

Barkeep, dark rum and coke, shaved ice, skinny straw please.


HUGS!

Okay, embarrassing admission here. I DON'T use a mask during sex, but I was shopping around for masks a couple weeks back, since I figure we're going to be using them for quite some time. And while shopping for a mask for LJ I came across a kitty mask, nothing crazy, but with little whiskers and a cat nose. And yes, I got turned on BY THE MASK! Sex is weird.

Baseball season starts today! Sadly, the Mets/Braves game is tomorrow, but there's a very good game at 5 - Nationals vs. the Evil Empire (aka Yankees). And Sunday night, since the game is on ESPN, we are celebrating my birthday a few days early and going IN PERSON to an ACTUAL bar, drink ACTUAL beer, and watch an ACTUAL baseball game!!!

Not much else going on. Got a rejection email yesterday, from a anthology I was really hoping to get into. Wah.

Thanks for the set-up, all.

Köffee please.
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Would a wendigo not be supernatural, in the same way a banshee might be?


Yeah. Hadn't realized it was a category. I guess anything horror or supernatural is already covered.

Maybe something psychedelic, or non-linear? Dada-ist porn? I just like the idea of Strange as a category, I haven't thought it out too much.
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Would Ping's latest comp story qualify as "Strange Sex"? Genuine question - I don't really understand the proposed category.


I think anything Ping writes qualifies as strange. In a GOOD way, of course. smile

I'd define Strange Sex as strange but NOT fitting into an existing specific category (e.g. tentacles). Kind of a catch-all category. Like, a story about a Wendigo, an Native American mythological critter who is insatiably hungry, would be strange sex.
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Sorry to the OP to muscle in on your thread, but fortune favours the audacious.

I don't think there is any site that has this category. For anyone who knows me, it will be obvious what I would choose.

Strange Tales are stories that, while psychologically disturbing, cannot be classified as horror stories. They usually do not have the visceral shock factor of that genre. Neither are they fantasy, nor what has become "paranormal" — you know, teenage vampires, werewolves and their ilk. But what happens in such tales might be utterly fantastic. They are stories of subtle strangeness, everyday oddities that happen in the lives of ordinary people.

The poster boy of the genre is obviously Robert Aickman, though in recent years, with his growing following, many younger authors are exploring his his themes. Authors like the ones collected in this volume

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aickmans-Heirs-Simon-Strantzas/dp/0981317790/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=9780981317793&qid=1589366494&s=books&sr=1-1





So, please can we have a Strange Sex Stories category (pretty please?)


I'd never heard of Robert Aickman, though he sounds like a remarkable writer, and right up my alley (heh). I will read him.

And yes, Strange Sex Stories is a great idea for a category. It'd get me writing (and reading) again.
HUGS

Thanks for all the setting up, Tonya, Curves, Fuzz, and Bill. How many people does this place take to set up!?

The Peep show clips were really funny, Luca. I will try to find the show. Best of Ted was really funny too, Suze.

Fuzzy, I didn't much care for Oz, but I loved Deadwood. I wish it had lasted longer.

I'd add The True Adventures of Old Christine as good from start to finish. I deeply loved Mad About You (LOVE Helen Hunt in it) but it got weird at the very end, when they decided to have a baby.

Book launch got delayed by a month. Wah. September 1st now. And I have three weeks to finish and edit the new story, about a Wendigo (you're gonna have to google it), before I hit deadline. Yeah, it's about an apocalypse too. Third one this year. I'd say I'm in a rut, but I like the stories. The two non-apocalypse stories I wrote pretty much suck.

Baseball starts TOMORROW!!! Nationals-Yankees is a great match-up Thursday night.

Thirsty for COFFEE! Please.
Hey all!

HUGS

Congrats to Tam, sprite and Fuzz for placing. Three excellent writers! And to the top ten winners, many of which are regulars here (Vanessa! TechyG! Annie! Susie!). I didn't read many of the entries this time out, but it sure looks like a tough field.

Sara, I'll buy all the Tailgaters you can drink if the Braves win Friday night. If the Mets win, you gotta supply me with all the bourbon I can handle. Which is a lot. smile Two of the first three Mets games are on ESPN, and since I don't have cable, I have to go to a sports bar to watch them. Grrr. I'll probably go on Sunday night - apparently there are sports bars open in even these rona-fied times.

I'd love to attend a bat funeral. I've had my share of run-ins with bats. I'm not scared of spiders, not scared of snakes. But bats freak me out a little.

Tonya, your little one is such a gift! What a precious imagination. Hope you can get some sleep today or tonight.

Ping, digging the new avatar, and the cartoon cuties in the sig line. I am resigned to Justified sliding into mediocracy, like all the other once-good shows. Even X Files suffered in the end. Like Cheers, like Friends, all the good shows eventually falter. Breaking Bad made it through its run without a misstep. Sopranos and Six Feet Under did too, for the most part. Seinfeld of course. But it's a short list. Can anyone else think of a show that was excellent, first episode to last episode?

Coffee would be a blessing.
HUGS!!!

You can always always tell when it's been a long work day because I don't stop in til AFTER work. Not particularly aggravating. Just long.

I love the casting of The Continuing Adventures of Tobias. I wish I knew more about the actors of that era, I could offer more assistance. Perhaps Peter Cushing would be appropriate for some kind of role?

Rounding the home stretch on Justified. We're knee deep in season 4. It's still good, but not quite as good without Winona. I hope she comes back. Saw THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER: The Midnight Man. What a waste of 88 minutes.

BASEBALL IN FOUR DAYS!!! I'm so psyched. Sara, I think you and I had better wager a bet on this first game of the year.

Beer and a shot would be swell.
Just posted one of my favorite Neil Young songs of all time (from my absolute favorite Neil Young album).
Good morning everyone! Thanks for the set-up, O Setters Up.

Friday! The weekend approaches! Not much planned, although we will go shopping for a new fridge and stove, which bizarrely sounds like fun to me. And i might get drunk later and go beat up that bear that pooped on LJ's driveway.

Baseball starts in a week! Thanks for the Naked Gun Clip, Fuzz. Love that movie.

Here's a baseball clip of my own:



"Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."

Coffee would be lovely.
Quote by fuzzy1954
I always say to leave "the best" for last!

Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult




Can't wait till Skull Island comes to the BIG screen.........


Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

Curves, any chance you will write one more chapter: Tobias vs. Godzilla?

Anyway, I hope Sara takes the part of Mothra. Sprite and her cat (El Gato/), can play the two Shobijin, Mothra's entourage!

And Ping, as Raymond Burr (who was in the original Godzilla).

I got nothing else, but hey, no news is good gnus, right? Hope everyone else is doing well.

Köffee please!

EDIT: LJ just found a big pile of animal poop in her driveway, checked the video, and A BEAR TOOK A DUMP ON HER DRIVEWAY at 5 in the morning! It's crazy!!! Animals are expanding their territory around here!
Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Here is the cast list for the 1974 Young Frankenstein :
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/fullcredits

Mothra hmm I need details and pictures
Another tailgater please


Mothra's the BEST ONE!!!!!!!!!!



And you'll have two tiny Japanese girls as YOUR ENTOURAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




A Tailgater for Sara, I'll have a couple fingers of burrbin.
Actually, my usual routine is to take a mask with me, leave it in the car, walk halfway to the doors before I realize I forgot it, and then walk back and get it. So, yeah, I always wear one, but I'm still getting used to having to wear one. LJ always wears one too. My kids, however, won't unless I threaten to duct tape it to their heads. Which I do, regularly.
*HUGS*

Hey, let's do a cast list for Destroy All Monsters after Tobias: The Musical and Young Frankenstein! Larry's the most accomplished actor, so he can even play Godzilla. I will push hard for the part of Ghidorah, Though since he has three heads, he should be played by three different actors.

Clear skies today. If they hold we are driving out of town to see the comet!

Baseball in nine days! Birthday in thirteen days! My story out in Amazing Monster Tales in fifteen days! Election Day in one hundred eleven days! Let's turn this year around!

Köffee please.
How did I miss this thread earlier? Hope you had a happy one, Carl!

Let's crack this open and give it a taste.


Quote by Ping


Well... that's a deep subject. Sump pit is somewhat shallower.

Dude. One drain's a sump pit, a well, a reservoir, a big zit, but not a pump. A pump is the device used for said draining. Sheesh.

Unless the pump is to make a penal unit larger.

NIPPLE.


Okay, so I booted the joke. Quit pumping your sump every three hours. You'll get a complex. That better?

I've got little going on here. I will sit in the corner and work on my lines in TOBIAS: the movie, as Tom the military ne'er-do-well, with a weakness for swords, booze, and women. You'll not meet a person with less of a military air than me, but hey, I'M AN ACTOR!

Therapy today, via computer. I love therapy day. I have a tiny crush on my therapist, I will admit. LJ knows. And approves. Ask her about Cute Judge sometime. smile

No comet yet. Skies are too cloudy. I love this time of year, because of all the thunderstorms (I love thunderstorms), but I wish it would clear up for a night to let us see the sky.

HUGS.

And NIPPLE!!!
Quote by LucaByDesign
I fancied reading some contemporary mainstream fiction in order to see where modern-day prose was at, to try to hone my craft for a modern market.

The reviews were good and so I went for this:


Seven Lies:
by Elizabeth Kay

According to the Amazon blurb, "The most addictive, page-turning thriller of 2020."


If that's the case, 2020 has so far not been a good year for thrillers.


It's okay, and I've nearly finished it. Having said that, a book has to be particularly bad before I abandon it. It has been a bit of a chore.






Good modern day fiction I've read recently, in my humble opinion:
Dare Me, by Megan Abbott
Outside Looking In, by T C Boyle
Reamde and Fall, Neil Stephenson

Me? Reading A Head Full of Ghosts. Scary as f.




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HANNA, Poison Ivy or Rogue.

Maybe even the female version of RoboCop.







You'd make a helluva good Robocop. Though I'm guessing your libertarian tendencies would mean you'd not be throwing many people into jail.

Me? Verbal in The Usual Suspects. Duh.

Runners up:

Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird.
The Dude in The Big Lebowski.
Godzilla in Godzilla.
I love this song, and always thought the same as you: she's at a mental institution, maybe rehab. And they are upper class, and don't want the scandal to tarnish their reputation. I don't think it has that much to do with the movie, although I always figured it's what happens to Mrs. R after Ben runs away with her daughter.
*HUGS*

Happy belated birthday Fuzzy! Any Trace left, or did it all get guzzled down during the celebration!

I've got a birthday coming up too, and no real plans either. Go to a nice restaurant, maybe. If we get ambitious maybe go to the drive-in in Pueblo - that sounds fun, and I'm jonesing for a movie NOT on a TV or monitor screen. Of course, I'll probably just kick back and watch the Mets game.

Ping, quit draining your pump every three hours. You're gonna strain a muscle or something.

Hey, can I be in the cast for the Continuing Adventures of Tobias? Maybe Tom? I play a mean ne'er-do-well, but I don't remember what fate Tom is in store for.

THERE'S A COMET OUT THIS WEEK!!! Today through the 24th or so, rising higher in the sky each night at dusk, in the west. It's moving away from the sun, so doing a slow fade as it sails back into the black.

Heard this song on the radio this weekend, and it's been stuck in my head ever since (I played it til LJ got sick of it), so let's pump a quarter in the juke.

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous...

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Curvy's 'Tobias' series has just been designated by LUSH as an...

OUTSTANDING SERIES!!!!!


Now I'm wondering about the names, along with series titles, of other Rumplators who have also received that coveted award. (hint, hint)

Naturally celebratory drinks for the rest of the day will be put on Curvy's tab which means the tabs of Carl and Jeff. So whadda ya wanna drink?




It's SUCH a good series. Congrats to Curvy! We're not worthy!!!

Since you asked, I got a Series award for the Open Trilogy, but it's sadly not on Lush anymore.

You can buy it here, if you like! Three measly bucks!
https://www.amazon.com/Open-Trilogy-Door-Window-Eyes-ebook/dp/B07V46QLJV/

The Open trilogy: experience a threesome as told by three people, in three stories, through three points of view. Smart, hot, subversive, and full of surprises.

A beer for Curves, another for me!