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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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A large Tailgater just because it's Thursday
A beautiful day here.
Happy National Sugar Cookie Day
It's great to see everyone here today.
Brownies Donuts and shortbread cookies decisions decisions
Jeff if I had a creek I would share it. Most exciting thing I have nature wise is a field that cows live in occasionally. I'll have to take a picture of it.
A relaxing day here. Need to get some competition stories read today so that's the plan for the most part of the day.
Stay safe everyone
I was SURE you had a creek. I have a very specific image of your little mountain in my head. I'm sure it's entirely incorrect, but it's pretty! And there's a creek!
No matter. The important thing is that BASEBALL STARTS IN TWO WEEKS!!! July 24th, 2 p.m., Mets vs. Braves. It's on ESPN! See you then!
LJ didn't sleep well, so I suspect we'll have a chill evening. Thai food and Justifed, most likely. Though we are gonna get Disney+ for a month to watch Hamilton this weekend too. There's not enough on Disney+ to have it long term, unless you have little kids. I got it for the Mandalorion too (which is excellent).
Hope your new "parts" are working out Tonya. Chronic pain is exhausting in addition to being, you know, painful. Hope things work out.
Sent out the final edit yesterday to the crazy sci-fi story Amazing Monster Tales is printing. Sending another story out this weekend, after one last edit, for hopeful inclusion in an anthology. It's a ghost story. Not my best work. One of my mentors says I have to get used to sending stuff out before it's perfect. Don't know if I can learn that lesson.
HUGS!
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I promise not to gush about this series ANY MORE! After this one last gush. I love the word Cyn creates in these stories, where sexual joy and a God-centered worldview compliment each other perfectly. As she says, "God is in her heaven and all's right with the world" in these stories. The tone is perfectly controlled, the sex is joyous and heavenly. Thanks for these stories, Cyn.
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That was you? Came into my cafe spitting rainbows all over? Made a God-awful mess you know. Anyway, it wasn't so bad to clean up, but you left your wallet...there was no money in it, by the way.
Yep. Anyone comes in your cafe spewing and broke, it's probably me.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
*HUGS*
Hey, nice to see you in here, Clum. I'll have some shortbread.
Dang, Van, your creek looks lovely. Do you get to camp there? Seems like a great place to wake up, listening to the water. Sara, show us your creek!!!
Things are chill here. Not much to say. Only got halfway through it last night, but started a really good zombie movie called The Girl With All the Gifts. Anyone seen it? Also reading a very creepy book: Head Full of Ghosts.
Gotta run. Köffee please.
Hey, nice to see you in here, Clum. I'll have some shortbread.
Dang, Van, your creek looks lovely. Do you get to camp there? Seems like a great place to wake up, listening to the water. Sara, show us your creek!!!
Things are chill here. Not much to say. Only got halfway through it last night, but started a really good zombie movie called The Girl With All the Gifts. Anyone seen it? Also reading a very creepy book: Head Full of Ghosts.
Gotta run. Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by TonyaL
For you Bill. I wish it would have put them in the right order but that is beginning til now. We still want to add a couple more gnomes we found.
I'll take something cold and wet please. Nothing special happening here. Was able to catch a nap which was helpful. I'm going to try to write for awhile. Hope everyone had a great day.
HUGS
Tonya, that rocks! I love what I assume is the first pic chronologically, and how the cat seems to be giving the tree a stink look.
What that gnome garden really needs is a Godzilla.
Got today's only Zoom call taken care of (knock on wood). Should be able to kick back and do some website building with the radio on - my favorite kind of work days.
And...BASEBALL STARTS IN TWO WEEKS!!! Mets/Braves, Muly 24th. Be there.
Köffee would be swell.
EDIT: Please go read Curvy's marvelous conclusion to one of the very best series on Lush: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/-hymns-of-praise-.aspx. The writing is top notch, and the perfect tone she establishes is simply a wonder to behold. I gushed on my comment already, so won't gush further here, but it really is worth a read. Particularly because SHE MAKES YOU COFFEE EVERY DAY! So go read it!
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Curvy, your news about the passing of Ennio Morricone brought back memories of a time during the early days of my battle with higher education, when a group of us dorm rats got into a marathon card-game of 'Hearts'. The soundtrack to 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly' was one of the standards being played and re-played on the room's cheap stereo.
*HUGS*
That comment of yours brought back some memories, Bill. In college I was in SO MANY Hearts marathons. I lived in a house, where some mornings I'd never get past the living room, just woke up, sat down, and started playing hearts with my roommates.
We didn't play Morricone, but I also remember me and my sister bugging my parents by singing the "doodle-oodle-ooo, nee nee nee" at the very beginning of TGTBATU over and over again.
Found out this morning I got a story past the first cut in an anthology I submitted to. Yay!
Thanks for the set-ups, O crew of setter-uppers. And Fuzz, I appreciate the crying Indian commercial. Though apparently it was an Italian actor playing him.
Dull, busy-ish work day ahead. I'd better get to it.
Köffee please!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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It occurs to me that renting a few seriously big speakers, and using them to broadcast classical music (real loud-like) when those C&W loving goobers show up, might be an effective way to de-trash the creek..
Hey, I'm a C&W loving goober!
Sorry about your neighbors, Sara. And YOUR neighbors, Vanessa. I didn't know you had your own creek!? Well, half creek, I guess. You know what would keep them off your property? Human heads on spikes on your side of the water. Occasionally jump over to their side and rattle the bushes mysteriously. Just saying.
Martin, I am contemplating that exact "How much structure do I need?" question myself.
Had a great Fourth. Just sat in a good friend's backyard and drank beer and smoked Herby Combustibles and listened to the fireworks all around while contemplating the state of the world. We even talked politics (he's a Trumper, though a smart one) with no fistfights.
Back to reality. Happy Moanday. Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
*HUGS*
Happy Canada Day, all Canadians!
Thanks for the set-up, Curves. Hope you got some sleep, Vanessa. And TG, have fun on your travels. I agree that much of Texas is acting like spoiled babies, but they do love their bars down there. I remember when they outlawed having an open beer while driving, there was a huge outcry that "you should be able to drink legally in the privacy of your own truck."
Not much up with me. Finished edits on the apocalyptic sci-fi story Amazing Monster Tales bought. Sending them off today. Feeling stoked about my writing as a result.
THREE DAY WEEKEND approaching!!! Woo-hoo!
A final kup of köffee would be lovely.
Happy Canada Day, all Canadians!
Thanks for the set-up, Curves. Hope you got some sleep, Vanessa. And TG, have fun on your travels. I agree that much of Texas is acting like spoiled babies, but they do love their bars down there. I remember when they outlawed having an open beer while driving, there was a huge outcry that "you should be able to drink legally in the privacy of your own truck."
Not much up with me. Finished edits on the apocalyptic sci-fi story Amazing Monster Tales bought. Sending them off today. Feeling stoked about my writing as a result.
THREE DAY WEEKEND approaching!!! Woo-hoo!
A final kup of köffee would be lovely.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
You mean the response where the government:
1) ignored the virus
2) downplayed the threat of the virus
3) took the virus seriously and asked for precautions like masks and social distancing
4) took the virus seriously while simultaneously telling people to RESIST precautions like masks and social distancing
5) ignored the virus again
6) looked like a deer trapped in headlights as the second wave hit
7) lost the November election in a resounding landslide that gave the Democrats the Presidency, the Senate, and the House, and left the Republican Party limping and broken and entirely out of touch with an increasingly young, non-white electorate.
I might be getting a little ahead of myself with #7.
1) ignored the virus
2) downplayed the threat of the virus
3) took the virus seriously and asked for precautions like masks and social distancing
4) took the virus seriously while simultaneously telling people to RESIST precautions like masks and social distancing
5) ignored the virus again
6) looked like a deer trapped in headlights as the second wave hit
7) lost the November election in a resounding landslide that gave the Democrats the Presidency, the Senate, and the House, and left the Republican Party limping and broken and entirely out of touch with an increasingly young, non-white electorate.
I might be getting a little ahead of myself with #7.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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You folks are having live events? Most of our 1st of July events are virtual/online this year from what I am seeing. Even the big festival on Parliament Hill in Ottawa.
They are finally handing out the Juno Awards, Canada's answer to the Grammys, tonight. They were cancelled at the last minute in March as COVID came down. It will be a virtual event broadcast by CBC television online and on broadcast. Singer-songwriter Alessia Cara ("Scars to your beautiful" is probably her best-known song) was supposed to host originally but I'm not sure if she is still involved or not.
So, I'm just hunkering down and trying to beat the heat. I'll take a tailgater, I think.
*HUGS* Goodbye June 2020!
No, no live events, we are hanging out with another couple, two of my very favorite people on this Earth. We might attempt a socially distanced patio of a bar near their house, but I suspect we won't leave the back yard.
I've done that power-washing thing on the stone facade of a house once, Martin. Hard work, but it's kind of a fun job on a hot day.
Tonya, Garth Brooks did a concert and screened it to drive-ins!? Damn, I would have loved to see that. I truly love this town I live it, but I miss that it has no drive-ins.
Gill, the vacation sounds lovely. Wish I was there!
Nothing much happening here. Got edits back for the story coming out August 1st. Last time they had a TON of changes, this time the edits are pretty chill (though they want about 600 words cut). Maybe I'm getting better at this. They seem to REALLY like this story.
Gotta work. Köffee!!! And thanks for those donuts, Fuzz! *hooks two on my finger*
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Happy Moanday, Bill! Happy Moanday to everyone else.
Thanks to our twin caffeine goddesses, Tonya and Curves, for the set-up!
Just had a heart stress test done. It was kinda cool, they aren't supposed to do the test on someone currently in a-fib, but they figured I was strong enough to take it, and I did, fairly painlessly. Plus it was cool to look at all the graphs and lines and images and stuff (and nurses and techs are always happy to explain what is going on).
Not much else going on. Off to Denver for the 4th of July weekend, which should, frankly, rock.
Köffee please.
Thanks to our twin caffeine goddesses, Tonya and Curves, for the set-up!
Just had a heart stress test done. It was kinda cool, they aren't supposed to do the test on someone currently in a-fib, but they figured I was strong enough to take it, and I did, fairly painlessly. Plus it was cool to look at all the graphs and lines and images and stuff (and nurses and techs are always happy to explain what is going on).
Not much else going on. Off to Denver for the 4th of July weekend, which should, frankly, rock.
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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i would have chosen another shirt. and used 'fuck' more liberally.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
LJ gave me that shirt! It has octopusses all over it! Tentacles everywhere!
Anyway. Thanks to you and Ping and Tonya for watching.
An hour and a half left of work. Leave a shot of Bulleit at the end of the bar. I'll work my way down there by 5.
I hope everyone enjoys their weekend!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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*sits at the bar*
I need the strongest most knock you on your ass type of drink you serve here..
it was one hell of a crazy fucking day/night.
If you find me passed out here just leave me, I haven't gotten proper sleep in days now...
ignore the sleep talking also..
Hugs to everyone.
Hope you are getting some sleep.
When you wake up, you will see a goody package on the bar in front of you: a cup of coffee, a shot of bourbon to sweeten it, the Extended Super-Duper Director's Cut of Sleepaway Camp, and a pre-loaded bong with a lighter. Have at it, and feel better.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Martin -- MEGA-congrats on the job front and how things seem to be falling into place in your private affairs, so to speak. ;) Happy for you.
Verbal: so how did the reading go? Meant to pass this along yesterday but forgot (what else is new?) Before FDR would broadcast on radio one of his 'Fireside Chats', a Navy Corpsman would stop by and drain his sinuses. Just a FWIW factoid from Rumplations ancient historian.
The contest entry total is now twelve, or it was an hour or two ago.
HUGS are still a goodness, btw. One-armed cyber hugs are recommended for those with a drink in their off-hand. Speaking of drinks, who wants one?
*HUGS*
Thanks for asking, Bill. I don't think it went all that well, but I tend to be pretty hard on myself about these things. I said "fucking" and "nipple" and there was a bit of pearl-clutching, I think. I bowdlerized it, but perhaps not enough. I stand by my words.
Anyway. Not the best of days so far. Thank God the weekend is here.
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Thanks to Carl's hard work and Big Bertha's ability to recover from it, there is now coffee and hot water for tea along with a choice selection of doughnuts. Think I'll grab a mug full of coffee and a couple doughnuts then sit with Coma and Tose and try to figure out the new rules for the upcoming, abreviated baseball season. Anybody need a drink before the Rumplations 'brain drain' gets down to some serious cogitating?
*HUGS*
Yeah, I hear you, Bill, the rule changes are weird. The one where there's a runner on second at the beginning of each extra inning is beyond doofy. That seems to be the consensus, so maybe they'll get rid of that one.
Nervous about reading tonight, though that's not a bad thing, readings always make me nervous. I'm reading Forks (on the rhymes-with-gnu site, but with a new ending) and The Taos Hum (on Lush, though I've cut back on some of the sex for the reading).
Not much else is going on. After an incredibly busy period at work, it's pretty chill again.
Thanks for the set-up and the donuts, Carl.
Köffee please!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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As of 5:18pm EDT it is now Verbalations. Congrats, Jeff. Someone just gave you a bar. Now get me a glass of red wine. And does this mean all existing tabs are wipes out?
Heeheehee! I own a bar! For the next few minutes anyway. Drinks're on me until the name reverts to normal. Or as normal as it ever was.
All tabs are forgiven! And by forgiven I mean passed on to Scott.
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been smoking the weed again, haven't you.
Not yet, but the day is young.
I was convinced you and Gav were gas-lighting me, but had no proof, until I went to the Friends Activity screen and found vindication. Behold, a screen shot of my own activity, containing the word "hRumplations":
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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On the Royal Gorge cable car in Colorado. Somehow we timed it right to be the only ones on it though on our return we had company.
I've been on that cable car! No sex, though. I did get a blow job on the cable car to Roosevelt Island in NYC, back in the day.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Yeah, it's awesome that baseball is back. Weird rule changes too - DH for both leagues (boo!), a pitcher has to pitch to at least three batters (boo!), and, bizarrely, extra innings begin with a runner on second. Ridiculous, but as long as it's just for one season I'm cool.
Gonna play hell with statistics. If the extra innings runner scores, does it add to the pitcher's ERA, since he didn't allow that runner?
Yeah, Ping, I can shoot you the link to the reading, as long as you promise not to stalk me. Anyone who wants the link, let me know.
Fuzz, I will hang out with you and a bottle of Trace anytime. Glad you are feeling better.
Hey, why is the bar now called hRumpilations? Look at the title of the thread!?
Köffee please.
Gonna play hell with statistics. If the extra innings runner scores, does it add to the pitcher's ERA, since he didn't allow that runner?
Yeah, Ping, I can shoot you the link to the reading, as long as you promise not to stalk me. Anyone who wants the link, let me know.
Fuzz, I will hang out with you and a bottle of Trace anytime. Glad you are feeling better.
Hey, why is the bar now called hRumpilations? Look at the title of the thread!?
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Morning Ms Curvy and Bill
Sorry for the empty bottle(s) of Buffalo Trace Curvy here a couple of
I will pick up a broom and help out
Sorry your memories of your friend came back to haunt you. Had I known, I'd have shared a little of that Buffalo Trace with you.
Just had video therapy, which I enjoy more than face to face therapy, because I don't have to drive! Talked a lot about the upcoming MLC!
Doing a video reading on Thursday, and of a story currently on Lush, no less (The Taos Hum) (also reading a horror flash). It should be fun. I've never read erotica live before. I will be nervous. And after LJ told me I looked like The Great and Powerful Oz last time, I will try to improve my lighting!
Kuppa köffee please!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Hey all. Getting over here late in the day. Too late for coffee even!
Thanks for the set-up, Miss Curvy, and the donuts, Carl. Kat, that sounds awesome - glad you get to travel, and you get to see your aunt laid to rest properly.
Bill, I'd love to post the link for you, but I don't have twitter, and the whole of the culture wars is making me dispirited these days. I can't believe there's gonna be four more months of this ever-increasing depth of bullshit before the election.
Sara, at least baseball season is looking like a go again (though they keep pulling it back away, like Lucy's football in Peanuts). I saw in a simulated season recently, the Mets were in last place. So maybe less baseball=less heartache.
A round for everyone, on me. And by me I mean ME!
Thanks for the set-up, Miss Curvy, and the donuts, Carl. Kat, that sounds awesome - glad you get to travel, and you get to see your aunt laid to rest properly.
Bill, I'd love to post the link for you, but I don't have twitter, and the whole of the culture wars is making me dispirited these days. I can't believe there's gonna be four more months of this ever-increasing depth of bullshit before the election.
Sara, at least baseball season is looking like a go again (though they keep pulling it back away, like Lucy's football in Peanuts). I saw in a simulated season recently, the Mets were in last place. So maybe less baseball=less heartache.
A round for everyone, on me. And by me I mean ME!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Verbs, good to hear you're okay. Too bad the procedure didn't work as you'd hoped. Hopefully, the meds will do the trick.
I'm about a third into season three of Justified. It is addictive. However, I do like the scenes with the Stetson more than those without. Sadly, it feels like the writers are just trying to come up with villains, like Stan Lee did for Spiderman.
It is cool to see some of the characters, earlier in their careers. The big, mean brother that took the watch was the monster guard in OITNB. The ex-wife was on, The Detour. My favourite scene from The Detour was when she got stoned and had a nice, slow psychedelic trip down the hotel hallway. And the 'fourteen year old' is the youngest daughter, Eve, from Tim Allen's, Last Man Standing. But that Walton Goggins. Damn. Great actor. Although Vice Principals got stupid and cancelled, he was fabulous in that comedy.
Barkeep, still no caffeine for moi. However, it's almost been three weeks without. Today was the first day I was considering getting one at Timmy Ho's (Tim Horton's for those not Canadian). Ah, funny thing from Prime's, Jack Ryan. Wendell Pierce, who you know from, The Wire, pretended to be a Canadian Diplomat while in Venezuela. Said his name was Tim Horton. Funny.
Hey! We just finished season 2 this weekend! WE'RE JUSTIFIED BUDDIES!!!
It's such a good show. High body count, though. The villains so far have been REALLY well written and acted, complex characters that you care about. Boyd Crowder and Mags Bennet are both such well drawn characters. Dickie and Coover Bennet too. Wow. I could see how they could start going back to that well too often, and devolving into a villain of the week type deal.
And I love his relationship with his ex, Winona (I also have a celebrity crush on her, which helps). When the show first started he was kind of a playboy, but the dynamic is so much better when he's paired with Winona. A writing lesson in there somewhere, about raising the stakes for the reader/viewer.
I'm reading at another virtual reading this week, with a story from Lush no less! The Taos Hum! And since LJ said I looked like the Great and Powerful Oz last time, I will make sure the lighting is better this time.
Hope everyone is having a good weekend! Happy Father's Day!!!
I'd love a beer, barkeep.
*HUGS*