Better day than yesterday, but MAN, do I need a weekend and a Date Night.
This trapped in the house thing is getting to me. I actually stopped listening to the daily briefing on the 'rona because I kept yelling at my laptop, whose only crime was to broadcast the damn thing.
Enjoy the weekend everyone.
Appreciate the set-up Bill and Tonya. Say hi to your friend named kitten, T. And for the kind words about the story.
Coffee would be wonderful. Thanks for asking!
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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Hey all! I seemed to have missed all the technical glitches. A round on me, Bill.
And Bill, good luck messing with your screen reader and the frustrating beast known as windows 10.
I just finished the reading on Facebook live, so I'll celebrate with a shot of burrbin and a beer to chase it. It was fun! Tonya even saw it! LJ said the lighting made me look all ghostly, but other than that it went great.
And Bill, good luck messing with your screen reader and the frustrating beast known as windows 10.
I just finished the reading on Facebook live, so I'll celebrate with a shot of burrbin and a beer to chase it. It was fun! Tonya even saw it! LJ said the lighting made me look all ghostly, but other than that it went great.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
We are still waiting to hold my Dad's memorial. So, a trip to rural Oklahoma when things chill.
Plus, LJ and I had been planning to cruise to Alaska as a honeymoon destination. Whales, Northern Lights, yadayadayada. So, that too.
Death and marriage. There's a symmetry to that, I guess.
Plus, LJ and I had been planning to cruise to Alaska as a honeymoon destination. Whales, Northern Lights, yadayadayada. So, that too.
Death and marriage. There's a symmetry to that, I guess.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Happy Jackie Robinson Day! Here he is stealing home...love him, love that Brooklyn Dodgers team. Sadly, no baseball to trumpet the day (although I will not miss all the players wearing 42 and no last name, so you can't tell who is who!).
Not much else going on. Reading tonight for an online reading! In fact, reading the last story I posted here!
58 entries in the comp, huh? Better get on it.
Coffee would be appreciated.
Not much else going on. Reading tonight for an online reading! In fact, reading the last story I posted here!
58 entries in the comp, huh? Better get on it.
Coffee would be appreciated.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Hey Bill! Hey TG, I am glad someone was nice to the confused older guy. Hey Jen, nice to see you in here again. Glad you had a nice walk. Hey Curves! Hey Tonya - thanks for the set-up.
And Vanessa - WHICH HORROR MOVIE!?
It occurs to me that I never bring in any provisions, so...I give you half price Easter candy! Lotsa Peeps, lotsa jelly beans, lotsa chocolate eggs.
Looking forward to Tonya's comp entry, and to MollyDoll too, who has some SERIOUS game, if you've not read her.
I got asked to be part of a virtual sci-fi horror reading on FB this Wednesday at 7. Certainly a new experience for me. Should be fun!
Not much new happening here. Tired of the lockdown. Tired of the Big Orange Clown. Tired of this virus and the slow-motion economic disaster. I'm lucky to have a job and still working, though I suppose if state coffer's don't take in much tax this year (and they won't), all university jobs may be in peril, including mine. But that's a ways away.
And Vanessa - WHICH HORROR MOVIE!?
It occurs to me that I never bring in any provisions, so...I give you half price Easter candy! Lotsa Peeps, lotsa jelly beans, lotsa chocolate eggs.
Looking forward to Tonya's comp entry, and to MollyDoll too, who has some SERIOUS game, if you've not read her.
I got asked to be part of a virtual sci-fi horror reading on FB this Wednesday at 7. Certainly a new experience for me. Should be fun!
Not much new happening here. Tired of the lockdown. Tired of the Big Orange Clown. Tired of this virus and the slow-motion economic disaster. I'm lucky to have a job and still working, though I suppose if state coffer's don't take in much tax this year (and they won't), all university jobs may be in peril, including mine. But that's a ways away.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by fuzzyblue
"One simply pulls the cork out of the bottle, waits three minutes, and two thousand or more years of Scottish craftsmanship does the rest."
JG Ballard
Great quote. I took half my other erotic non de plume (J G Cain) from Mr. Ballard. Odd duck, great writer.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Hello all.
Monday, Monday. Can't trust that day. Name that song!
We didn't do BroadwayHD.com this weekend because they don't frikkin stream to Chromecast. Sigh. Saw a couple pretty good horror movies: Sinister 2 and Demonic (while are nearly all horror movie titles interchangeable?). We watched Hearburn too, which, despite Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep, Nora Ephom, and Mike Nichols, was pretty terrible. I can handle dark, but there was something kinda hard-hearted about it - didn't like the characters or the relationships they were in.
Anyway. Got two rejections this weekend, and invites to two anthologies. So we'll call it a draw.
Thanks for the set-up, Tonya. Coffee would be lovely.
Monday, Monday. Can't trust that day. Name that song!
We didn't do BroadwayHD.com this weekend because they don't frikkin stream to Chromecast. Sigh. Saw a couple pretty good horror movies: Sinister 2 and Demonic (while are nearly all horror movie titles interchangeable?). We watched Hearburn too, which, despite Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep, Nora Ephom, and Mike Nichols, was pretty terrible. I can handle dark, but there was something kinda hard-hearted about it - didn't like the characters or the relationships they were in.
Anyway. Got two rejections this weekend, and invites to two anthologies. So we'll call it a draw.
Thanks for the set-up, Tonya. Coffee would be lovely.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
There a bunch of things that can pull me into a story.
Personally, characters that seem like living breathing people are probably the thing that most pulls me into a story. A lot goes into that: dialogue, description, yadayadayada, but that's the main criterion.
But like that saucy Mags said above, anything can pull me in: a nice turn of phrase, an unexpected plot twist, really hot sex, a world-view that seems specific and defined and unique. Something that sets a story apart. I can forgive most grammar/spelling mistakes if the story rises above it (I make a ton of spelling mistakes myself). And I'm open to most any subject manner.
Personally, characters that seem like living breathing people are probably the thing that most pulls me into a story. A lot goes into that: dialogue, description, yadayadayada, but that's the main criterion.
But like that saucy Mags said above, anything can pull me in: a nice turn of phrase, an unexpected plot twist, really hot sex, a world-view that seems specific and defined and unique. Something that sets a story apart. I can forgive most grammar/spelling mistakes if the story rises above it (I make a ton of spelling mistakes myself). And I'm open to most any subject manner.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Dude. Fruits and veggies are alive, and it is wildly irresponsible for you to suggest we "buy" them and fuck them without ever getting their consent. They have feelings too.
Also, I killed off the entire planet in my last story. You kicking me offa Lush for that?
Also, I killed off the entire planet in my last story. You kicking me offa Lush for that?
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Back to the anonymity of the old avatar. I used to always use this Ghidorah one whenever I published a new story, but spaced it when I published the last one.
Speaking of, if you are interested in giving a non-comp story some love: Fuck, Marry, Kill. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
Really good set of comp entries, I've hit quite a few of them this go-round. Coronavirus seems to have found its way into several of them - blame the zeitgeist. Love that word, even if I can't spell it.
For date night I think we are gonna take a cue (queue?) from Tonya and watch a Broadway show on BroadwayHD.com. Hey, we can even keep our weekend horror movie tradition and watch Sweeney Todd.
Thanks for the set-up, Curvy T Unquenchable.
I'll pick up the tab on whatever you are drinking, Reese.
Me? Coffee, of course.
Speaking of, if you are interested in giving a non-comp story some love: Fuck, Marry, Kill. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
Really good set of comp entries, I've hit quite a few of them this go-round. Coronavirus seems to have found its way into several of them - blame the zeitgeist. Love that word, even if I can't spell it.
For date night I think we are gonna take a cue (queue?) from Tonya and watch a Broadway show on BroadwayHD.com. Hey, we can even keep our weekend horror movie tradition and watch Sweeney Todd.
Thanks for the set-up, Curvy T Unquenchable.
I'll pick up the tab on whatever you are drinking, Reese.
Me? Coffee, of course.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by fuzzyblue
*opens door*
I hate to be all anal (especially on this site), but 'thwap' is neither old, nor British. It was first used in the United States in the 1960s.
The old English word you might be thinking of is 'thwack', first used in 1533.
*closes door*
I'm sure I've had countless edits on my stories, with good reason. I'm always happy to be edited; I mean, they're trying to improve my story.
Hello, Ms. Blue! Long time no see!
In addition to the etymology of thwap and thwack, you throw out a killer use of the semi-colon, my favorite punctuation mark.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by scottob1234
be sure to practice your social distancing
This made me laugh, New Scott.
Yes, Vanessa, I've seen Basket Case, back in the day of the VHS and the neighborhood video store. It's goofy but fun. I've seen SO MANY horror movies it's scary. Get it?
Glad you got your stove up and running Linda. Thanks for reading my story.
Grace, Chrome remembers what the last zoom I had for each site I visit. Try Chrome. I use Ctrl and + or - to zoom in and out.
I've hit a bunch of comp stories in the last couple nights. Dipped my toes back into sprite's Wonderland series (the flower fuck story) and read a trippy story about sex and death by Alyx. I'm sure there will be more to read soon. If not now.
Coffee would make my day!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I'm no mod, but I have disagreed with edits they've made from time to time, and they've been very good at listening to my arguments.
So, maybe try politely writing to the mod who edited it and begging your case. It's worked for me.
Remember, they work hard, and for free. And they are good at what they do.
Dig the nylons.
So, maybe try politely writing to the mod who edited it and begging your case. It's worked for me.
Remember, they work hard, and for free. And they are good at what they do.
Dig the nylons.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Vanessa, on my way over with the "It's Alive" trilogy in one hand and a bong in the other. Yes, I bought masks! And No Blowjobs for Ping! That's a good title for a story.
I had to look up MJ too. I started dipping into the comp entries last night. I will hit more tonight. Good comp. The story lengths seems shorter than the average comp. Maybe with masturbation as a theme you are cutting the length by only having one participant. Although a lot of entries have that mutual masturbation thing going on.
Thanks for the kind responses to Fuck. Marry. Kill. (I put in the periods for Ping's sake). Give it a read if you find the time. I put it in the Fantasy and Sci-fi category, though I think a more accurate description is Apocalyptic Sci-fi Erotic Romance.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
You'd think in the current zeitgeist I'd have learned how to spell apocalypse.
Coffee please. Put it on MJ's tab.
I had to look up MJ too. I started dipping into the comp entries last night. I will hit more tonight. Good comp. The story lengths seems shorter than the average comp. Maybe with masturbation as a theme you are cutting the length by only having one participant. Although a lot of entries have that mutual masturbation thing going on.
Thanks for the kind responses to Fuck. Marry. Kill. (I put in the periods for Ping's sake). Give it a read if you find the time. I put it in the Fantasy and Sci-fi category, though I think a more accurate description is Apocalyptic Sci-fi Erotic Romance.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
You'd think in the current zeitgeist I'd have learned how to spell apocalypse.
Coffee please. Put it on MJ's tab.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Ping and Classic Scott and their mead.
I had mead once, at Rockygrass. Probably had some at a Renaissance Festival at some point in my life too. Not a fan.
Ooh, and it just now hits me, there will be no Rockygrass this year. Truly sad. We didn't have tickets. We were actually toying (heh) with going on a cruise to Alaska this summer. A honeymoon cruise. Also sad.
Someday.
A bourbon, with three medicinal gummy bears on a toothpick for garnish.
I had mead once, at Rockygrass. Probably had some at a Renaissance Festival at some point in my life too. Not a fan.
Ooh, and it just now hits me, there will be no Rockygrass this year. Truly sad. We didn't have tickets. We were actually toying (heh) with going on a cruise to Alaska this summer. A honeymoon cruise. Also sad.
Someday.
A bourbon, with three medicinal gummy bears on a toothpick for garnish.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
New story up. Fuck, Marry, Kill. Based on the word game of the same name.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
sprite called it one of her favorite non-tentacle-sex stories of mine.
Let's call this the "unnecessarily high body count" period of my writing.
Anyway, if you're interested. It's all about the coronavirus and shit.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
sprite called it one of her favorite non-tentacle-sex stories of mine.
Let's call this the "unnecessarily high body count" period of my writing.
Anyway, if you're interested. It's all about the coronavirus and shit.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Another crazy checking in.
All this talk of smoking Ping puts me in the mood to...smoke some Ping! Ping would make a great code word for weed, btw. "Dude, just got some killer Ping!"
Congrats on the stove Linda! I'd get tired of PB&L sammiches pretty quickly.
And hey! big score on the TP, TG! LJ and I bought a huge package of it at Costco last weekend. We should be good for months.
Not much else happening here. Long days, no end in sight. How about a Rumps book club? A Rumps horror movie club?
Sigh. Coffee please.
EDIT: I submitted a story for the first time in a LONG time. It's not exactly erotica, but it does have some sex in it. Let's call the genre apocalyptic romance. I assume there is a back-log of comp entries so it might take a bit to get to a mod.
All this talk of smoking Ping puts me in the mood to...smoke some Ping! Ping would make a great code word for weed, btw. "Dude, just got some killer Ping!"
Congrats on the stove Linda! I'd get tired of PB&L sammiches pretty quickly.
And hey! big score on the TP, TG! LJ and I bought a huge package of it at Costco last weekend. We should be good for months.
Not much else happening here. Long days, no end in sight. How about a Rumps book club? A Rumps horror movie club?
Sigh. Coffee please.
EDIT: I submitted a story for the first time in a LONG time. It's not exactly erotica, but it does have some sex in it. Let's call the genre apocalyptic romance.
I assume there is a back-log of comp entries so it might take a bit to get to a mod. Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
It is an obvious one but it also throws a huge wrench into the mythos since the Lance-Gwen affair is supposed to muddy the waters between Arthur and Lancelot and, in some versions, is what opens the door to Mordred seizing power. Having Arthur be a consenting party and participant in the hijinks could be fun, in other words. Maybe he's submissive and Lancelot's a bi dom?
Right now, I've been learning about and starting to read some early medieval Arthurian romances. They talk quite openly about various ladies wanting to "lie with" knights and trying to seduce them in various ways. I may just start with a major knight like Lancelot or Gawain on a quest and see what kinds of smutty trouble I can get them into.
The image of Lancelot on his knees giving a blowjob to Arthur is pretty powerful. Pretty powerful if you switch the positions too. Really hoping you pursue this.
Thanks for the list of stories, Bill. A good guide - I will try to hit after work today.
One last "real" avatar before I return to the anonymity of a kaiju avatar again. Having my real, easily image-searched face here make me a little nervous.
Not ready to jump into Monday, but here I am.
Stay safe and sane all. Thanks for the set-up, Fuzz.
Coffee would be lovely.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I think having two stories, one from the voyeur's POV, one from the exhibitionist's POV, is a great idea. I'd read it. I love that kind of stuff.
I did it once with a trilogy of stories, about a ffm threesome, where each story was from a different POV of one of the participants. It was fun to write, and pretty well received.
It's not here on Lush anymore. You can buy it on Amazon here (shameless plug): https://www.amazon.com/Open-Trilogy-Door-Window-Eyes-ebook/dp/B07V46QLJV/
I did it once with a trilogy of stories, about a ffm threesome, where each story was from a different POV of one of the participants. It was fun to write, and pretty well received.
It's not here on Lush anymore. You can buy it on Amazon here (shameless plug): https://www.amazon.com/Open-Trilogy-Door-Window-Eyes-ebook/dp/B07V46QLJV/
